Hans went out walking to seek his fame and fourtune. He had only made it about a mile or two when he encountered a lady trying to get her cow onto the roof of her thatched roof to eat the grass. He watched for a few minutes and said why don't you cut the grass and throw it down to the cow? The lady said why don't you mind your own business? She got the cow up there then put the road down the chimney and then tied it around her wrist. Sure enough that cow fell off the roof and that lady was pulled up in the chimney just hanging there by the rope tied around her wrist. Hans went and assisted getting her out of the chimney. She was covered from head to foot in soot. After he got her down and was on his way he thought to himself, that's one silly!
He waked until he got tired and he stopped at an inn for the night to get dinner and a bed to sleep in. The inn was full so he was told he would have to share a room with three other brothers. He was sound a sleep when just before daylight he heard a commotion in the room that awoke him. The oldest of the three brothers had his pants on the knobs of the dresser. He would go all the way across the room and run and then jump and try to get his legs through the legs of his trousers. Hans asked him what he was doing? The guy was out of breath and said brethlessly you think that they would make these trousers easier to get on. It takes me about 2 hours every morning to get them on. Hans said why don't you put them on the normal way like this, he put his trousers on in seconds not hours! The guy said this was the way my dad put his on this is the way I put them on! If it was good enough for dad it's good enough for me! Hans went down for breakfast. He was just getting done when the guy came down looking tired and wore out already. Hans thought to himself that two sillys!
Hans returned to his travels and walked all day and into the night before he came to another town. People were running around in a panic. Hans thought that maybe the whole town was about ready to g up in flames. Hhe grabbed a guy running by him and asked him what was wrong? The guy said the moon has fallen into the pond and we're trying to rescue it. Hans looked up the moon was still up in the sky. He watched the people with rakes and shovels and pitchforks digging in the pond. One guy said you almost had it Otto! Hans saw the guy with a shovel lifting the top layer of water and then watch as the water ran off his shovel to ahs of disappointment from the crowd. Hans tryed to tell them that the moon was still up in the sky. Nobody would listen to him. He thought well there are a lot more than three sillys.
So he returned and married Elsa. If you didn't think the lived happily ever after then you would be a big silly also. Stu looked all three of his baby girls were asleep. The only problem was Denise was the only one in her own bed. He had to move Monica and Rebbecca into their own beds. He knew his poor back would be singing in the morning he got Monica into her own bed and gave her a pacifier to suckered on and she was on it right from the git go. He tucked her in and from behind the pacifier he heard thank you daddy. He kissed her forehead, and was rewarded with a smile from behind the Pacifier. Anytime Princess, he told her. Next was Rebecca and he got her into her bed and tucked her in. Again he kissed her this time since it was was his own lovely wife he kissed her on the lips again he was told thank you daddy from a half asleep person he turned to get her a pacifier and as he turned she had already slipped her thumb into her mouth and a was going to town. She was defiantly in her little space. He went and pulled the covers up on Denise again. She also had her thumb in her mouth and was rivaling Rebecca for suckling her thumb. Being dad he was worried that when she gets older she will need braces due to the fact she sucks her thumb. He reminded himself don't sweat the small stuff. He needed to get his own diapers on and take some of his med as yes his back was singing he kissed Denise on the cheek as he couldn't get to her lips with that thumb in her mouth. Thanks for the story daddy she was a bit more awake than her mommy and aunt and gave him a bear hug around his neck and he gave her one around her back. Yes his back was screaming more, Denise said I love you daddy! What's a little sore back compared to that?
Soon he was diapered, and had his pain meds and was sound asleep himself.