Wet Knight

Sew, what did you tell them about why the pin was on your key ring?

Alas, I am rather too old to have experienced smelling even an old pampers, just a terry nappy that has dried outside on the washing like.

Thank you for enlightening me. I was reasoning along the lines that in might be a sweet scented nappy liner.

What is a "Scentsy"?

PLEASE, PLEASE,PLEASE, post as soon as you see someone else .

I feel very sorry for you. Like every other married couple, you both married "For Better or Worse". Those words are there because no marriage is perfect. Put your foot down with a firm hand. Tell him that, just as your baby grows up, he must grow up too, not be a spoiled brat and to attend to his foible himself. You won't like missing out on loving sex, any less him, but he won't like washing his sheets or his baby status being ignored. The grass, which might be on the other side of the hedge, is very seldom greener and in his case it is a desert.

As someone who has been a bedwetter all my life, and when out and about no longer have total confidence in my continence, I say this to those of you who have the choice about whether or not to wet your nappy. If God has given you a good bladder, don't muck it up.

Side sleepers need one on each hip as well.

Adult nappies have '20% vat' added to their price, children's nappies don't. Because of this zero tax rate, a manufacturer has to be very careful about sizing youth's clothes, shoes etc:.

Surely, the time to mention it, is when booking.

Do you not wear PJ's or nightshirt because you pull-up leaks?

It wouldn't have mattered if you had been wearing rubber shorts.

Two pees in our naPPy, as opposed to only one pee in their diPur, is just as deliberate a pun as wet night.

Moderate by your definition, but severe every night and only minor in the day.

I always tell guys "I'm cumming"; most mumble something like "Let me worry about that" and swallow.