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We were completely done by about 1200 hours I was taken by the Morrissey executives for lunch at a pub. I had the fish and chips it was delicious I guess probably because it was so fresh. It had been caught yesterday. The pub got it from the fisherman this morning. Here I was eating it at lunch. Probably been less than 24 to 36 hours after it was caught. I was going to leave today but it started to rain and the winds were kicking up. Gale force wind. Planes were grounded. Looked like I was stuck here until tomorrow morning at least. I did talk to Evelyn and let her know that I was stuck away from, her tonight, I could take the train but if it flooded the tracks we could get stuck somewhere between here and London. I had an open ticket to fly back to London my flight was at 0900 tomorrow. I could be back in London with Evelyn by 1000 hours it could be 1400 if I go by train or later. I watched a bit of TV. It was Wednesday and they had Soccer, well Football here. Newcastle United was playing against a place called Leeds I think the train went through there on the way here the Newcastle United were in black and white they were known as the Magpies. Leeds wore a light blue and yellow they were the Rams. I watched it for a while it was raining there as well nothing like here! They mentioned the the Maggie's were not able to make it home to Newcastle due to a storm up there that had the planes grounded and trains not able to run as well. I heard a gust of wind pelt my windows with heavy raindrops to prove it. I went down stairs for a meal once again had to use my Mastercard from dollars to pounds. Costed me £20 plus I had a Newcastle Brown Ale on tap Lasagna was good so was the beer they also had a Hard Cider that was pretty good I spent extra for. They had the match on and the game was winding down Newcastle had won 2 Nil which here meant 2 to zero. I had a buzz going and I went up to my room and peed in the toilet diapered myself and fell asleep. I awoke as the sun was shining through my window. I packed my suitcase and left for breakfast. No beans for today I was already tooting up my own storm got a taxi I was flying business and had priority check in 35 minutes later we took off from NCL to LHR 50 minutes later we were in London. I couldn't wait to see my wife Evelyn.

Chris worked hard, he didn't want to look like a rookie himself. He felt better about his chances now than what he had just 1 week ago. He trained against a guy that wasn't the guy he would be going against in the game in 2 weeks. The guy he was going against was Brent's fellow man in the back field. He couldn't change directions on a dime like the real guy. He was playing like the guy at the best of his abilities. Chris was sure he could stop the run, and stop the short passes to him. That's what you can get with the #1 draft pick overall. That night Chris had one player not back on time, it was Newingham! It was pushing 10:30pm. Chris let Coach know. "What the heck that clown again, what the hell is his malfunction? Sorry Chris! Call me whe he gets back will you?" "Yes Coach!" Chris said. 11pm came and went. 11:30, 12am, 12:30am, 1am. The Coach and team Doctor came "Chris we don't know how to tell you this but Newingham was coming back and was hit by a drunk driver. He's been in surgery for a.lmost 2 and a half hours. His right hand was actually ran over by a wheel. It was crushed. They had to amputate his right hand below the wrist. Were just geting ready to go check him out. We would like you to go since your his Captain." Said the Coach. "I would love to go, Coach, Doc. Could you give me 5 minutes to change, I'm already diapered." "I think we got 5 minutes Chris, go get changed!" The doctor said. Chris got changed they arrived at the hospital about 5 minutes later. Coach and Chris waited in the waiting room. The team Doctor went back and talked to the Hospital team that had worked on Thomas Newingham. They came out with the Team Doctor to talk to Coach and Chris. Of course they dumbed it down for Coach and Chris, they wouldn't of understood the technical jargon. Newingham was in a Crosswalk he had the right of way a guy with too much alcohol on boards every body stopped he slowed down and was observed looking at other cars stopped he drove through the red light striking Mr. Newingham his hand was out and the drunks tire ran over it smashing everything from carpal bones above his wrist to his fingers. There were no bones left in his hand whatsoever. That they could work with. Newingham was in the hospital for about a week or more with out a right hand he would not be playing another snap in the NFL again, the Raider Management were deciding how much to go after,for the team losses and Mr. Newingham's losees! The kid tnat hit him and ran over Newingham was only 19 just a Sophomore not old enough to drink really. He had a fake ID he had got on campus that had him at 22 years old he was on his way to get more alcohol for a party his Frat was holding, he was probably the most sober of his fraternity. That's why he was driving drunk. That's why he hit Mr. Newingham and crushed his hand. Not only was he in trouble but his fraternity was as well and the police were looking into who was creating fake ID'S on Campus. The team learned about Tom Newingham the next morning. Some were downright pissed about how it happened. Everybody knew your just one injury away from being out of football forever. It made everybody understand how really vulnerable they are.

Marshall was almost 18 him and Helga were on a date in Cedar City about 105 miles away from Antimony it was a very much larger city at about 42,000 people they had several more restaurants than Richfield. It was whre Cynthia, Cyn Laura were going to university next year. They were driving along when they felt a bang. Another car coming off a side street had hit them, after the impact the car drove away that had hit them. Both Marshall and Helga got a description of the car and driver and the license plate the driver hit the rear fender over the rear drivers tire. It was making it so it wouldn't turn and was about ready to pop the tire as the fender was poking the tire. They were not going anywhere. Others were asking if they were okay, if an ambulance was needed? They were fine no injuries. Others had gotten the description of the car and driver and license plate. Marshall got his cellphone called Stu and Rebbecca and informed them of the accident. The car and driver who hit them hit another car about 3 blocks away. These people were injured and taken to the hospital. This time the driver of the other car had punctured his radiator and killed his engine from it over heating.he was given a sobriety test and failed miserably he blew a .24 triple over the limit and it wasn't even 6:30pm yet it was still daylight. Stu and Rebbecca arranged a hotel over night. Unfortunately they only had 1 room available but it had 2 full beds. They payed for it and there was a Cafe near by. They would be there early it's just getting to Cedar City you had to go over Highway 20 The Bear Valley Road. Not to many Bears, but it was rife with Deer,, Elk, Cows it goes from about 6600 feet above sea level to 9600 feet above sea level then there is a 6% grade coming down the other side that's where the deer, elk, cows are. There is a Runaway Truck ramp at the bottom at about 5700 feet above sea level.it is only 20 miles from Highway 89 on the west end to Interstate 15 on the east end but fairly treacherous even in the day time, at night? Stu and Rebbecca would be there tomorrow. Their car was at the body shop to t it fixed that would be a week and a half to fix. The kud that hit them and the others was in jail for extreme DUI. Marshall and Helga kissed and kissed. Both had goals about refraining from sex. Helga was waiting for marriage asshe wasn't about to have sex with anybody but her husband. Marshall wasn't in culinary school yet. They had talked about it but had decided that even though there was no mom or dad around to monitor them. They set their own limits. Next day they went for breakfast. Stu and Rebbecca were there when they got back Rebbecca took Helga and Stu got Marshall and they asked about if they had sex. Both were surprised when they were told no and the reasons for it!

Mr. English arrived at the theater, "Are these the two boys in question?" When the boys saw Mr. English they tried to hide behind Carrie. "I know he looks big and scarry, but he is a really nice guy! Really!" Carrie said. "Are you a policeman?" asked the biggest one, Alan? "Nope I'm a Case Manager!" Said Mr. English."What's a Case Manager do?" Asked Charle? "Well I Manage Cases of course!" Smiled Mr. English. "Are you a lawyer those kind of cases?" Charlie asked? "No I help people find new homes, new families those kind of cases!" "Do we need a new house and family?" Asked Alan? "Unfortunately for right now you do until we can find your mother where you live in Apache Junction.." "Alright until you can find our mommy, we'll go with you then." said Charlie. "Mr English if they need a home, we have two rooms left but we will be full with these two!" Said Carrie. "It may only be a day or two to a week maybe longer, these two are not up for adoption yet! Are you available to bring these two into our office tomorrow we will have them seen by our doctors, we'll fill out the paperwork then okay?" "I can be there about 10am is that okay?" Carrie asked. "Splendid! 10am will be perfectl" Said Mr. English. They loaded the to boys in their care and went home. On the way back Alan asked "Can I ask a question?" "Sure you can ask me anything!" Carrie said. "Uhm how much trouble are we going to get into if Charlie and me still wet our beds at night?" "Do you and Charlie still wet your bed?" Asked Carrie? "Yeah," Alan said, they both looked ashamed, "What if I told you we have a daughter that is downs syndrome, she isn't trained day or night, we have another daughter she was born without a muscle that stop you and I from wetting all the time, she was born without one. We have a son that broke his arm the put a tube up inside him to catch his pee something called a bladderst9ne was dislodge and it left him leaking all the time. If you want to we do not have a kid that doesn't at least wet their beds , would you be surprised that when I was your age I wet my bed as well so you are not any different at all.

Candy was totally in love with Keith. She had never been treated so well by a boy or man, Andrew treated her somewhat good, until he found out about her bedwetting, then he became just plain cruel to her. From what she has heard, Andrew is a bedwetting bitch named Andrea he is getting sodomized by anybody who wants to give him a pack of cigarettes or two. He is a male hooker basically for other males now. At one time she would of felt sorry for him, but the last few months of her senior year of high school, he soured himself on her. She got so she couldn't even stand to be around him. Her current boyfriend, might be two or three years younger but he treats her better than most of her boyfriends, her age she ever had. She's had a boyfriend pretty much since she was 14 years old. She has always been pretty, but boys up till that age when they tried to talk all they could do was babble incoherently at her. Then there was Brent he could talk to her but he still wanted to hang out with his male friends more than her, she felt abandoned by him! Then there was Bill he was a nightmare her mom used to beat her for her bedwetting. Bill beat her because a guy looked at her, he was so insecure inside he was violent. Then there was Andrew, Andrew saw Bill beat her and Andrew kicked Bill's ass for him and told him never to touch her again or he would break each one of his fingers independently. Bill took that warning. Andrew and her dated for a little bit over two years, until Andrew found out from her mom tha Candy was a bedwetter. When he found out her mom beat her for her bedwetting, he thought she should beat you until she stopped. There were her and two of her friends that she was crying to about the break up with Andrew. Three kids she knew they were younger than them were walking by. They were all talking about loosing their dates for the prom. They asked the boys if they knew how to dance. The boys said yes and she played a song, and they danced the boys told the truth they could dance, they were by no means Fred Astaire, of course Candy and her friends were no Ginger Roger's. They found out the boys were in 9th grade. But they could dance better than most of the boys in their High School. They invited them to the prom as their dates. They danced with these boys they were tapped out alot as the other girls wanted to dance with them as they could dance. Then Andrew and his buddies showed up and pushed Keith against the wall. Candy was surprised Keith clobbered Andrew.then the other two punched Andrew's buddies. The schools bullies had gotten the worst of it from a bunch of 9th graders. Andrew threatened the girls that they were next on their list of their victims. Hre started telling everybody that Candy was still a bedwetter, and her mome beat her daily for wetting her bed, maybe she should about kill her that should stop her from being a bedwetter at her age! The 9th graders came back to dance with the girls there wasn't one of their dates that didn't have blood on their shirts. That was fine with them there was no more tapping them out for a dance.

"Have you and my mom...?" "Have you and my mom, what?" Asked Holly. "Have you and my mom had sex before? Asked Joe turning almost beet red. Like you did this weekend?" Holly wondered should I tell him the truth, lie, or just not tell him change the subject. Holly said "Once before. When I saw her coordinated underwear she took me out to get some for me I a as modeling them for her and next thing I knew we were both naked and she had her things, her toys as she cballs them she used them, but don't worry I like the real thing! As she rubbed him through his pants. Soon Joe and Holly were naked and having sex. After they were done they rediapered each other and fell asleep. Joe was no better than Holly he was her little bedwetter now. Next morning Joe informed her he wasn't upset, "To tell the truth I'm surprised it hadn't happened earlier as mom had been after you for quite a while! I have known she was like she is since I was a kid, she has had more woman in her bed than I ever even thought about! He said. Did you know Mattie had a gay lover in college? Mark told me!" "Id heard something about that!" Said Holly. "Maybe we should get my mom and Mattie together maybe she will leave you alone!" Said Joe. "Probably it would be a threesome!" Thought Holly. They got their three kids up and out the door to school all 3 kids and mom and dad were diapered. Joe went to work and her and Mattie had appointments with their OB-GYN about their pregnancy they were getting with in the second trimester in their pregnancy. They were both asked if there was any change in their incontinence, nope no change in that department. They were both fine progress in their pregnancy. They actually went out and shopped this time they had sex with each other and Gloria yesterday, today was a day of rest for them.

After hearing Geordie, I could understand how they got Gates out of Goats. I was to return to Gateshead to show them how we made ¡Smartypants! It was me and my team that had developed them in the first place. I found out we could take flight from London Heathrow to Newcastle upon Tyne Airport it took 45 minutes to an hour rather than almost 2 and a half to 3 hours by train. This time I took a flight. They didn't have First Class, but did have Business Class and we were served a meal. Our plane landed at Newcastle Airport i took the train from the airport to the train station. Then a cab to Sunderland Rd. in Gateshead we talked about specifications, how we made them, they made a few practice types and had a few secretaries try them out, one wanted to know where to get them, appearantly she was having problems and they worked better than what she was currently using. Another Secretary was kind of kinky and liked wearing diapers also enjoyed them. I was asked about how we came up with the concept. I explained about how my wife was a lifelong bedwetter, and my own Mother was becoming incontinent from giving birth to my two brohers and I. We were not finished I got a room at the Holliday Inn Express. They even had free Breakfast in the morning. I thought it was a bit weird I got a room cards after I had my door unlocked the card went into a thing that's how the lights worked. If I removed my card the lights shut off. The door to the bathroom actually doubled as the door for the toilet as well. I thought how brillant. They served meals at night but you had to pay for that with a credit card, they wouldn't take money I kind of got hit twice, once for the conversion from Dollars US to British Pounds plus the service charged a fee for it like £5. I had a curry that was very good. I went to bed and I was still a bit jet lagged my watch said it was 2100 hours. They used military time, for me 9pm but we were 7 hours behind in the US. My body thought it was 1400 hours or 2pm. My flight was at 0900 hours of for me at 2am I was tired. I diapered myself and fell asleep. I awoke a at 0515 hours for us Americans it was 1015 pm. I showered shaved and went downstairs for breakfast. They had scrambled eggs, bacon that was closer to Ham, sausages that were closer to bratwurst size, tomatoes and pork and beans, for breakfast?. I sat and watched the TV in my room i had BBC Newcastle on soon it was 0745 I called a taxi to take me to Sunderland Rd. in Gateshead. The Secretary that was into diapers wanted to know if I fooled around on my wife? I informed her that wasn't happening!

They were working out coach wasn't paying attention behind him. Brent Alexander (Mr. Insignificant) had somehow snuck up coach was yelling at some Rookie who just didn't get what The Coach was trying to explain to him. Coach felt a punch to his right Kidney! Coach was already pissed then one of his guys hits him! Coach was brick red he turned and with one punch the team saw Mr. Alexander's teeth being caught by the sunlight as they flew out of his mouth with his blood, after being hit by a fist the size of a hammock When the Coach saw who it was who had punched his Kidney he said "I was wrong I just Fucking learned that your mouth isn't the strongest muscle you have, I stand corrected! It isnt your brain either, shows what a dumb ass you are! It turns out all you have are is wimpy muscles! Did you really think I would let you off this easy. Security get this piece of wimp shit out a here!" Mr. Alexander was placed in handcuffs. "What about my teef?" He asked. "Leave them there i think I'll make a necklace for my wife out of em you ain't going to be needing them you cas suck your roommate dick better in prison without em!" Said Coach. Lots of the players giggled. Coach turned to Chris, "Sorry for swearing Chis!" "It's alright Coach, If you hadn't I had a few of my own four letter words I was about to share with him!" Said Chris. Of course this was caught by several cameras both news agencies and private phones. If Mr. Alexander hadn't of been cut the rest of the team would have gotten their own revenge! He would of looked like he had only there would of been no cameras to catch it. The film was shown everywhere, Mr. Alexander had told a guard that he was still a player he hadn't been cut yet got in through the players entrance cameras show him tiptoe to Coach and punch him in the middle back area. Coach turned and hit him before he recognized him. Mr . Alexander was about ready to punch the Coach in the stomach when his teeth and blood were caught by sunlight as they flew through the air. The NFL had decided this was a case of selff defense as he was going to hit the Coach again. Mr. Alexander was charged with Trespassing, Assault. The Raiders as a team were looking to charge him to the fullest extent of the law.

Cynthia felt a little better after the hot toddy she had, what else could you call it? It was lemon flavored and had eucalyptus oils to help her breathe better, Tylonol for fever and muscle aches and pains, it was heated it made her feel warmer. She couldn't wait for 2 more hours it would be before she could take some more. Her cell phone rang it was Grant's number. "Hey, he said I know we were supposed to go out tonight, but I feel terrible!" "Not a problem, I feel the same way! She said. "Guess it must be from all that kissing we've been doing, but how did Gary get it, I haven't kissed him, did you?" He said jokingly. "Oh yeah, when I wasn't with you I was kissing him!" Joked back Cynthia. "Liar, we were never apart where you were alone with him and Cyn was there she would of Killed you!" Grant said! "Don't you think I don't know that! Besides the only Olson twin I'm interested in is Grant, not Gary!" Cynthia said. "Just like the only Cynthia is you, not Cyn that I'm interested in! Have you heard from Cyn is she sick as well?" Asked Grant. "I haven't heard anything from her as yet. Said Cynthia. "We'll have to cancel tonight's date , sorry but I'm calling off from school so mom won't let us do anything after school, to tell you the truth I don feel like doing much but sleeping all day!" Said Grant. "Me either. Said Cynthia. They both hung up and Cynthia's phone rang again this time it was Cyn she informed Cynthia to tell her she wouldn't be going to school she felt like "cowpooh!" "Don't feel bad Gary,Grant, and I feel the same way!" Said Cynthia. "Must be a.l that kissing we've been doing with the Olson Brothers that made us all feel like cowpooh." Cyn said. "That's what Grant said when he called me to cancel tonight's date." "That's right we were supposed to go on a date tonight weren't we!" Said Cyn. "That's canced." Said Cynthia."Bummer!" Said Cyn

John and Carrie hired a babysitter for Susan and went out to a really nice dinner and a movie. The movie was OK but nothing to write home about. There were 2 boys just sitting they were about 5 or 6 years old. The G rated movie had got out around 15 minutes earlier. Carrie noticed them when they were going in for their movie. They must be waiting for their parents, they must of gone to a different movie. There was no way parents would just drop their kids off and leave at that age, no damned way. John and Carrie after their movie was over an hour and fourty six minutes later came out of their Theater. The two boys were still there one had been crying, actually the biggest of the two. "Where is your mommy and daddy?" Asked Carrie? "We don't know a daddy? Just mommy." Said one of the boys. "Okay where's your mommy then?" Asked Carrie. "We don't know mommy let us go watch our movie, and she went to watch hers she told us to wait here until her movie was over. But the people came out a long time ago but mommy wasn't there!" The kid started crying again. Carrie looked at John, "Where do you two live?" Asked Carrie? "Apache Junction!" Said the smallest of the two! "Ohoh Carrie thought Apache Junction is 45 to 60 miles from here. Where at in Apache Junction?" Carrie asked the kid shrugged his shoulders. "Do you have a telephone number for your mom?" Asked Carrie? "We don't have a phone at our house. Mommy has of but she told us to never play with it." "Does your mother have a E-Mail account?" Asked John? "Yeah but we don't know it." The biggest one said. "What school did you guys go to?" Asked Carrie. "School? We don't start until next month were in Kiddygarden!" Said the biggest one! Carrie's knew he meant Kindergarten! She took out her phone and called the only person that she would think of to help these two boys. "Mr Benjamin English speaking, how may I help you?" "Mr. English, this is Carrie Gregory, John and I are at the theater at Christown Mall. We have two 5 year old boys that more than likely were abandoned here." "What makes you think that?" Asked Mr.English. "Well the boys were sitting here alone when John and I went into our movie, they were still here when our movie was over. Their mother let them watch the kiddie movie, while she watched another hers let out about 35 minutes before our the boys are from Apach Junction, they don't know their address there and they don't have a telephone mommy has a cell but they don't know the number or Email. And the movie that mommy went to let out about 100 minutes ago." "Give me 15 minutes I will be right there. Do the kids have a last name?" "I don't think we asked their first names!" Mr. English heard the sound muffled for a second or two. "Alan and Charlie Smith. Mom has a different name than them and they don't know it, of course!"

James Jr. Got his $240,000 from Danielle from her husband's Insurance. Eddy was somewhat upset with her, seem he took almost a full week off of work. He missed Monday through Thursday he showed up for work Friday only. He looked a mess. Bloodshot eyes they had, Jimmy Jr., Yvette, and Cassidy. Partied Hard for those 4 days! Eddy was sure Jimmy Jr. Had more than Alcohol in his system. He worked good Friday didn't appear hung over. If he got hurt Eddy would have ordered a drug test. If he had ordered one without an injury. He had better be able to prove James Jr. Is on drugs or he just opened a can of worms of a lawsuit for himself. Eddie and Beautiful had a Birthday party for Kieth his 16th, on Sunday. He still had to get his license, before he could drive his birthday present. He sat in the cab and dreamed of his newfound independence. In his mind he could see him and Candy on dates. Camping trips to the mountains with himself, Jeff, and Carlos, maybe even his little brother Edward, maybe Vincent even, just the boys, if Candy wanted to come that was cool to him as well. He couldn't wait to get his license. He had his written test next Thursday. Then two weeks later he had his driving test. His dad had suggested it this way Then the following Saturday he started picking up things at the work site. Denny was going to show him 1 week but that next week he would be on his own. He would be earning a whopping $12 an hour he could make $144 a weekend that's almost $800 a month. Come summer he could make almost that every week. Keith took his written test, passed that with ease. Two weeks later he took his driving test but failed miserably he took the course to fast according to the examiner according to beautiful she wasn't sure who was the most disappointed Keith or Eddy. Next time he took the test he did fine and he earned his first Driver's License. He started working the first day he hated to admit his back hurt from being bent over all day. Next day was better. By the next week where he solved he thought what back. 2 weeks later he got his first pay check. His first thought who is this FICA and taxes was he old enough to even pay taxes? "Man they took a lot of my check!" He still had enough to take Candy to Olive Garden.

It was the weekend again and that meant "Baby day!" Joe, Holly, Mark, Mattie, Penelope, Vera, Bella, Cassie, Connie, Linda, Sarah, Sandra, Brandt, and somebody that hadn't been there before Gloria. The 5 oldest ones this month really gave Joe and Mark a show. No longer was it just touchy feely, Gloria had brought lots of toys for them to play with. Penelope and Vera had toys for the first time ever. Gloria had sex with Holly and Mattie. Joe just said "Mom?" He had never seen his mother like this, oh he knew she liked women just he had never seen her doing this before! Soon they were put back into diapers and the sheets needed changing in their cribs as they very all had very little control of their bladders. Soon the younger kids were brought back. They were fed bottles of milk and they were put down for naps. After naps they all played together, everybody seemed to enjoy themselves. Dinner of Chicken Nuggets and Mac and Cheese was eaten by all. It was getting dark and they were put down for the night, the bottles this time had something in them every body was soon asleep. Next morning everybody was changed out of their soaked diapers and put in dry ones. Most knew this was only temporary as most were incontinent. There were a few changes through out Sunday. Soon it was time for Baby day to end. Everybody hated parting, they had all had a wonderful time this weekend. Joe still couldn't forget his mom having sex with his wife Holly and Mattie. Has his mom and Holly had sex before?

Candy had another date with Keith and they enjoyed themselves. Candy was now 18 and had to keep things with Keith PG rated, if not G rated. Keith was getting close to 16 years old we had a talk about his plans for when he gets 16 years old. I had decided I was going to put him on one of my crews along the lines of what I did with Denny, having him clean up after my crews picking up nails etc. I had decided I needed a new pickup truck I guess I could give this one to Keith, like I had given one to Denny. It wouldn't be fair. Next day he was looking at trucks. The salesman was trying to talk him into their most expensive model at over $102,000! "I don't need anything that expensive!" Eddie said. "Why not? You can afford it, you should splurge and pamper yourself!" The salesman said. "It just not me! Said Eddie. I will go with the mid grade one it's still $78,000." "But a man of your wealth should ride in luxury!" Said the the salesman. Eddie was loosing his patience "Listen, do I need to go someplace else, or get a different sales person, somebody who will sell me what I want?" Said Eddie. "Okay okay!" Said the salesman! Eddie drove his new truck away, and Beautiful drove his old truck home. The got a calll from Danielle, wanting to visit with Eddie and Beautiful. With her two daughters and she needed to visit with her son Jimmie as well while here in Phoenix as well, his dad had an insurance policy for their kids she had some money for him, almost $240,000 for him she had gotten $760,000 as well she had set up accounts for her two, Lucy and Carly. She informed us Lacy has a boyfriend at school now, she also wanted to know "how to castrate a calf, a 15 year old shouldn't be too much different, right?" Danielle asked? "Mom? Lacy begged. I don't want to have sex anytime soon, dad turned me off that for a while!" "Okay dear but if he comes a looking, he will be walking bowlegged leaving!" Said Danielle.

Mattie, her Mark got home "Where are the kids?" He asked? "At my mom and dad's place for the night, why? She asked? "Just wondering is all? So we're alone tonight, and I see you got a new dress, do the undies match?" He lifted he dresses everything was dark navy blue including her diaper. "Wow!" He said and she saw his manhood spring to life he was trying to pitch his tent. Dinner was forgotten and they both made a mad dash to their bedroom Mark and Matties clothes never made it to the bedroom. Mark was rude and Mattie had only her navy blue diaper on. Soon that was tore off, they both knew that diaper was not reusable. They were going at it like Teenagers, Mattie was enjoying her husband. About 15 minutes later they were done. Mattie put on another navy blue diaper, this had been her life since she was young. They made it back downstairs, Mark was only in his boxers and Mattie was in her blue diaper. She started cooking the baked potatoes, and as they progressed she started with the steaks, and the corn. About 10 minutes left one of the steaks popped some grease up and it landed on her right nipple, "Ouch!" She said to no one, guess i shouldn't be cooking almost naked. Soon dinner was cooked and eaten. Dishes done and Mattie and Mark went back to their bedroom and had a repetition of what they had done before dinner!

We got with the Jacoby LTD. We discussed them advertising ¡Smartypants! Here in Great Britain for us. We could almost see the Pound Signs (£) in their eyes. They suggested The Morrissey Company to Manufactuer ¡Smartypants! Over here for us They were located in Gateshead, Tyne and Wear England about two and a half hours North of London. Aunt Kathy asked "I guess that's the head of the gate right?" "Sorry but that is wrong Gateshead is named after The Head of the Goat., Or Goats head in the Geordie tongue it comes out Gates instead Goats. Said Mr. Jacoby. I know I was born and raised there I'm a Geordie from the Tyneside area. You can't tell now but I used to have a bad Geordie accent. I've lost it after living here in London for the past 30 years! If I get back with my family for 10 minutes it is back!" He smiled. "You've heard of Cockney right? Asked Mr. Jacoby's assistant Mr. Turnbull? Imagine Cockney with pebbles in your mouth, now you're approaching Geordie! That's how you get Gates out of Goats!" With the advertising Jeff shared his drawings from America , would they work for Great Britain? Jacobys thought that they would. Next day we caught a train for Newcastle upon Tyne. The train said at times it was doing 118 miles per hour. It was still a smooth ride even at those speeds. We arrived cought a Taxi at the train station to the Morrissey Company on Sunderland Road in Gateshead we arrived after going across the Tyne Bridge and River. Once again the Morrissey Company had Pound Signs in their eyes, they were more than happy to get the contract! We caught a taxi back to Newcastle Station caught a train back for London we returned to our hotel we ate dinner with our wives we were in bed by 8:30pm it had been a long day.