Badly Describe Where You Live

[astrodiaper]

I’ve seen this one floating around Facebook for sometime, with different themes. I was listening to the regular feature outside and figured, why not. I’ll be happy to start:

The wind only blows 360 days a year. 

[Firefly 35]

Somewhere on planet Earth plus or minus an orbit or 2.

[Babyqtboy]

When it’s not cold and snowing it’s just cold

[BabyJune]

Ridiculously high property taxes, high insurance rates, through-the-roof gas prices and lousy weather 90 percent of the year.

[le Hollandais]

Morons to the left of me, idiots to the right, stuck in the middle 

[ValentinesStuff]

Somewhere under the rainbow.

[BabyJune]

21 hours ago, le Hollandais said:

Morons to the left of me, idiots to the right, stuck in the middle 

You live in Washington, DC?

[Little BabyDoll Christine]

11 hours ago, BabyJune said:

You live in Washington, DC?

Thanks for stealing my Joke JUNE

When it isn't humid, it's damp! And I don't even live on the Northshore

[Evelyn Dellcerro]

In a glass house and all out of boulders !

[Glennie]

under the sun but not too close.

[kasarberang]

Just walk through the desert, you'll eventually get close.

[ValentinesStuff]

4 hours ago, kasarberang said:

Just walk through the desert, you'll eventually get close.

On a horse with no name?

[Little BabyDoll Christine]

4 hours ago, ValentinesStuff said:

On a horse with no name?

 

[diaperjack101]

I live in a 1 story home with lots of windows right on a nice medium size lake. Been living here for 20+ years. (before then I had a farm) During the spring to the fall I use my boat. I love to spend time here in the sun, especially wearing some bulging diapers. 

[Kaleros]

Where it feels like winter for half the year. 

[Elbs]

The land around is flat, flat, flat...

[Mars.inDiapers]

All roads lead there. 

Unless it's one of those other roads that lead somewhere else. Those won't get you anywhere near the place.

[ausdpr]

The first person to walk the footpaths each day clears all the spiderwebs for those who follow.

[BabyJilly_S]

Its up that road on the left, you know the one with the houses, unless of course you are coming the other way, then its on the right. 

 

[Little BabyDoll Christine]

7 hours ago, BabyJilly_S said:

Its up that road on the left, you know the one with the houses, unless of course you are coming the other way, then its on the right. 

 

Amost near where I live except when you come to the fork in the road, take it

[ValentinesStuff]

19 hours ago, ausdpr said:

The first person to walk the footpaths each day clears all the spiderwebs for those who follow.

I'm sleeping in.

[BabyJune]

On 1/28/2021 at 7:28 PM, Kaleros said:

Where it feels like winter for half the year. 

Only HALF the year? Here we have two seasons: Winter and the Fourth of July.

[astrodiaper]

17 hours ago, BabyJune said:

Only HALF the year? Here we have two seasons: Winter and the Fourth of July.

At least one of them conforms to the calendar. The adage out here is that there are two seasons, winter and construction. Neither one shows any regard for what day it is on the calendar. 

[le Hollandais]

On 1/12/2021 at 8:06 AM, BabyJune said:

You live in Washington, DC?

Nah, by electing our recent US Senator, we raised the collective IQ of my State and Washington DC

[Little BabyDoll Christine]

On 2/11/2021 at 6:35 PM, le Hollandais said:

Nah, by electing our recent US Senator, we raised the collective IQ of my State and Washington DC

That was unimpeachable