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I'll just replace the 5 laser guns with 1 laser cannon. For your punishment, you have to type out all your posts on DD on a telegraph (powered by a hamster wheel)

I finally decided to upgrade to a solid state drive - the old one kept leaking everywhere.

That's terrible that people would do that to you. Anyone who believes in that (physical assault against 'non-believers') is not a true christian.

Sure. I hit everything but the target. For your punishment, you must invent a laser gun that is powered by a hamster wheel.

^ Has actually been an Imperial stormtrooper all along.

Computer terminology 101: Screen - a device that keeps all your computer's bugs from flying out. CD drive - refers to a Convienient Drink holder. RAM - Random Asshole Module. Stores all spam and trolling content when you have spam filters enabled. HDMI - High Difficulty Machine Interface. An old type of operating system that has been discontinued. Antivirus software - a type of health program designed to detect if the user is ill.

Granted. You are now 50 miles tall and have to lay down to breathe. I wish I could turn invisible.

I agree. Have you recieved your confirmation and everything?

Granted, you now own all of the monopoly money ever made. I wish for a mole (unit of measurement) of moles (cute fluffy animals)

Granted. You are now in the belly of Moby Dick. I wish for society to be less judgemental of everyone.

Granted. You now have a wild untrianed that barks and chews at everything. I wish for a glass of ice water.

For your punishment you have to make 3 pillows and a waterbed that are very comfortable out of nothing but toothpicks.

Dollar tree would be the cheapest by far if they have it, otherwise a store like target or wal-mart. Also, if regression is inportant, you may want to consider underjams instead of goodnites as the designs on underjams are better.