Baby Talk

Champagne and high stakes blackjack in one segment, and cheap beer and pinball in the next.  Way to mix it up!  

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Meatlof, mashed potaatoes and green beans

The glass of the salon window remained cool against Eleanor’s palm, a stark, hard boundary separating the immaculate, jasmine-scented interior from the gritty afternoon air of the street. Inside, under the unforgiving glare of designer track-lighting, the transformation was complete. The herbal suppository had done its work with ruthless efficiency. Alistair’s shoulders hitched in a fresh, desperate spasm, his face contorting into that blotchy, infantile mask of defeat as warmth spread where it shouldn't have. Eleanor exhaled slowly, watching the faint condensation of her breath bloom and fade on the pane. A quiet stillness settled over her, a rare moment of absolute, unobstructed clarity. How strange, she thought, that a life constructed with such meticulous, conventional care could pivot so entirely upon a whim of absolute cruelty. For years, her marriage had been a exercise in quiet suffocation. The dinners with colleagues, the polite social gatherings, the endless, grinding disappointment of the marital bed where Alistair—diligent, timid, entirely inadequate Alistair—would fumble awkwardly in the dark before slipping away, leaving her hollowed out and aching for a friction he simply could not provide. He had never been able to fill her, not in body, not in presence. Her mind drifted, effortlessly, to Marcus. The memory of the previous night sent a warm, delicious shiver rippling down her spine. Marcus’s hands, broad and calloused, gripping her hips as he drove into her with an unhurried, devastating force that left her thighs trembling and her muscles pleasantly, achingly sore hours into the morning. He was everything Alistair was not: substantial, demanding, entirely consuming. Standing here now, watching her husband sit whimpering in a Swishy satin baby dress with a heavy, soiled nappy leaking against the velvet upholstery of a high-end styling chair, the contrast was not merely  stark; it felt like a cosmic punchline. Yet, beneath the amusement, a colder, heavier ambition took root. Control. True, unadulterated control. It wasn't enough that Marcus satisfied her physically. It wasn't enough that she lived a double life. What she craved—what she realized she had been starving for since the first time Alistair confessed, with stuttering, tearful shame, his secret compulsion to wear silk satin and lace—was the total obliteration of the man he used to be. She didn't want a partner anymore. She wanted a creature of her own design. A living, breathing monument to her boredom, her desires, and her absolute supremacy. Inside the salon, nineteen-year-old Chloe was wrinkling her pert nose, stepping back from the styling chair as the unmistakable odor drifted past the gilded mirrors. The seventeen-year-old junior was giggling behind her hand, whispering something that made Chloe snort with disdain. Alistair curled further into himself, his pink-bonneted head bowed, a pathetic little puddle of misery trapped in a world that no longer had a place for his adult dignity. Eleanor smiled. It was a small, thin curve of the lips, devoid of warmth, entirely predatory. He belonged to her now, down to the very fiber of his humiliating existence. The nursery wasn't just a fantasy anymore; it was an architecture of containment, and she was the architect. The lingering aroma of high-end bergamot-infused shampoo and hairspray hung thick in the air near the magazine rack, but it was fast being conquered by a distinct, unmistakable warmth emanating from the oversized plastic lined baby knickers covered in pale pink sheer nylon adorned with lace frills on the front and rear seated in the styling chair. Eleanor didn’t flinch. She kept her fingers wrapped loosely around the handle of her espresso cup, her long light brown hair catching the slanting afternoon sunlight as she tilted her head. Through the expansive floor-to-ceiling glass of the salon facade, she could see the precise moment the panic reached Alistair’s chest. His narrow shoulders hiked up toward his pink bonnet, his face flushing a mottled, furious crimson that contrasted sharply with the pristine white and pink lace of his short dress .He squirmed, his knees knocking together beneath the vinyl cape, caught agonisingly between the public humiliation of the junior stylists watching from the counter and the sudden, humiliating reality of his saturated nappy. A faint, self-satisfied smile touched the corner of Eleanor’s mouth. The suppository had done its work with ruthless efficiency. Before she could rise from the sleek velvet settee to orchestrate the next phase of the afternoon’s entertainment, a shadow fell across her table. The sharp click of designer heels on polished concrete echoed against the marble tiles. "Eleanor? Good god, is that really you?" Eleanor looked up, her brown eyes widening in genuine, if fleeting, surprise. Standing before her, clutching a shopping bag from an adjacent boutique and wearing a tailored emerald blazer that screamed expensive divorce settlement, was Serena Davies. Her late-thirties sophistication was wrapped in an aura of restless curiosity, her dark hair cropped into a sharp, predatory bob. "Serena," Eleanor breathed, recovering her composure instantly. She leaned back, crossing one sleekly trousered leg over the other. "I didn't realize you were back in town." "I flew in last night. My mother's place is a disaster zone," Serena said, but her attention had already drifted away from Eleanor. Her gaze tracked past the glass partition, landing squarely on the weeping, whimpering man-baby trapped in the styling chair. Her eyes dilated, flicking from Alistair’s oversized pink bonnet down to the damp, bulging pink frilled nylon and plastic crutch of his frilly knickers under his  dress, and finally back to Eleanor’s serene, amused expression. For a three-count, Serena simply stared. Then, a slow, predatory grin spread across her lips, transforming her features into an expression of wicked delight. "Is that..." Serena pointed a manicured finger toward the window, her voice dropping to a breathless, conspiratorial whisper. "Is that Alistair? Your Alistair?" "The very same," Eleanor said smoothly, taking a slow sip of her espresso. "Eleanor Vance," Serena hissed, sliding uninvited into the seat opposite her friend, her eyes practically sparkling with malicious glee. "What on earth have you done to your husband?" "Oh, nothing he didn't secretly beg for, darling," Eleanor replied, her tone light, almost dismissive, though her eyes remained cold and calculating. She gestured toward the glass with her coffee cup. "He’s been acting out lately. Craving a little more structure. A firmer hand. I thought a trip for a trim was in order. Though it appears," she added, tilting her head as Alistair let out a sharp, muffled sob that rattled his pacifier, "he’s managed to make rather a mess of himself before the scissors even came out." Serena pressed a hand to her mouth, her shoulders shaking with suppressed laughter. "A mess? Eleanor, he’s leaking! Look at the junior by the counter—the poor girl looks like she’s about to lose her lunch." "Let her," Eleanor murmured, her pulse quickening with a familiar, intoxicating rush of absolute power. "It’s good for them to see what happens when a big boy fails to control his bladder." Through the glass, Chloe, the nineteen-year-old junior stylist with the impossibly short skirt, was indeed staring at Alistair with a mixture of horror and morbid fascination. She had dropped a can of hairspray, letting it clatter loudly against the linoleum, her hands hovering uselessly near her mouth as the unmistakable, heavy scent of a soiled baby nappy began to drift past the styling stations. Serena leaned across the table, her eyes darting between Eleanor and the pathetic spectacle outside. The initial shock had entirely evaporated, replaced by the electric, humming energy of two old university friends stumbling upon the most scandalous reality show imaginable. "You didn't just dress him up for a lark," Serena said, her voice dropping an octave, rich with sudden, greedy understanding. "You’ve completely broken him, haven't you?" "We're only on chapter one, Serena," Eleanor replied, her voice dropping to a soft, velvety purr. She glanced down at her own lap, thinking of the damp, cum-stained white satin and lace panties she had left tucked beneath his pillow at home, a lingering souvenir of Marcus’s eight-inch intrusion from the night before. "Come along. I think it’s time we checked his nappy. I believe he’s made a very big accident, and someone needs to teach him how to use the changing table." The brass-rimmed glass door of the salon swung open with a light, chiming tinkle, admitting a sudden rush of crisp autumn air and the click of expensive heels. Eleanor didn’t even need to turn her head to recognize the sharp, unmistakable scent of Tom Ford’s Soleil Blanc or the familiar, confident cadence of Serena Davies’s stride. "Eleanor? Is that actually you?" Serena’s voice cut through the ambient hum of blow-dryers and the low murmur of fashionable gossip. When Eleanor finally looked up from her polished copper table, her old university friend was hovering a few feet away, a manicured hand half-raised in genuine astonishment, her dark, sharp eyes darting from Eleanor’s serene face down to the trembling, diapered heap huddled in the styling chair a few yards away. Eleanor offered a slow, knowing smile, the kind of expression one might reserve for an eccentric piece of modern art displayed in an otherwise tasteful gallery. "Serena. What a wonderfully bizarre coincidence. I had no idea you frequented this side of the city." "I don't, usually. I’m meeting a client at the hotel across the street," Serena said, her gaze tearing away from Eleanor to lock onto Alistair. Her jaw went slack for a microsecond before a slow, incredulous grin spread across her mouth. She took two steps closer, tilting her head as she took in the ruffled pink bonnet, the damp frills of the plastic pants, and the rhythmic, pathetic hitch of Alistair’s shoulders as he tried desperately to muffle his sobs into a cartoon-printed pacifier. "Good god, Eleanor.  . "Do sit down, darling. You simply must hear how we managed this little excursion." Serena didn’t need to be asked twice. Dropping her structured leather tote onto the floor, she slid into the seat, her eyes bright with a mixture of morbid fascination and the cynical amusement that had made them such close confidantes back during their dorm days. "I am completely speechless," Serena whispered, leaning in across the small table so her voice wouldn’t carry over the drone of a Dyson Airwrap across the room. She gestured discreetly toward Alistair, who had curled his knees up toward his chest, the crinkle of his overloaded diaper echoing softly in the quiet interlude. "What on earth possessed him? Or, more to the point, what on earth possessed you to let him out of the house like that?" Eleanor took a slow, deliberate sip of her sparkling water, letting the bubbles dance on her tongue before she answered. "Possessed him? Oh, Serena, nothing possessed him at all. This is simply who he’s wanted to be for years. I’m merely... facilitating the transition. Every successful woman needs a hobby, and I’ve decided to turn my husband into a full-time toddler." Serena let out a sharp, genuine bark of laughter, quickly clapping a hand over her mouth. "You're joking. Tell me you're joking." "Do I look like I’m joking?" Eleanor raised an eyebrow, her brown eyes glinting with a cold, predatory light. "Look at him. Go on, take a proper look. He’s been begging for this kind of structure for months. Men like Alistair—weak, ineffectual, completely incapable of satisfying a woman—because there’s  just too tiny ,they don't want the burden of adulthood. They want a wet-nurse. They want to be told when to cry, when to change, and when to shut their mouths." Across the room, Chloe, the nineteen-year-old junior stylist, was casting nervous, sidelong glances at Alistair’s chair, clearly unsure whether to intervene . But Eleanor’s voice, carrying just the right amount of aristocratic detachment, held the small section of the floor in a strange, hypnotic suspension. "He wet himself, didn't he?" Serena asked, her eyes darting to the faint, dark stain now spreading perceptibly across the front of Alistair’s frilly pink satin dress. A sharp, unmistakable aroma of baby powder mixed with something far more earthy had begun to drift past the potted palms. "Oh, entirely on purpose," Eleanor sighed, feigning a look of mild, maternal exasperation. "Or rather, he couldn't help himself. I had a little chat with our family physician last week—well, a holistic specialist I’ve been seeing—and we introduced a rather potent herbal supplement into his morning routine. It works wonders for his nerves. And, as you can see, his bladder control." Serena’s eyes widened, a shiver of delicious perversity running down her spine. "You didn't." "I most certainly did," Eleanor murmured, leaning back and crossing her legs, the slit of her tailored skirt parting just enough to reveal the subtle, perfect curve of her thigh. "He gets terribly anxious when he isn't treated like the infant he is. This way, his body simply makes the decision for him. It's so much cleaner that way, don't you think? No arguments, no passive-aggressive sulking in the study. Just pure, unadulterated dependence." Alistair gave a sudden, strangled whimper from his chair. Hearing his name—or realizing he was the sole subject of their hushed, clinical appraisal—seemed to break whatever fragile barrier of shock he had left. He let out a wet, bubbling snivel around his pacifier, his small, watery eyes locking onto Eleanor’s with a look of absolute, soul-crushing betrayal. Mummy, the look begged. Please. Not in front of her. Anyone but Serena. "Oh, look at that," Eleanor said, her voice dripping with mock sympathy as she addressed Serena rather than her husband. "He wants his Mummy. Don't you, sweet baby girl ? You want Mummy to come over and check your messy nappy, don't you?" Alistair shook his head frantically, his pink bonnet bobbing from side to side, sending a fresh wave of humiliation crashing over him. He tried to pull his knees tighter to his chest, but the bulky plastic pants restricted his movement, causing him to slip slightly on the sleek leather of the styling chair with a pathetic squeak. Serena watched him with the expression of a cat observing a particularly clumsy mouse trapped in a bucket. "You know, El, when you said over brunch last month that your marriage was going through a 'phase,' I genuinely thought you meant golf or a mid-life sports car." "Cars depreciate, Serena," Eleanor replied smoothly, her fingers tracing the rim of her glass. "A properly conditioned sissy-baby, on the other hand, appreciates in value every single day. He cleans the house in that exact outfit. He cooks my meals—well, when he’s allowed to use the kitchen without making a mess—and best of all, he never, ever asks me where I’ve been or who I’ve been with." "And Marcus?" Serena murmured, her voice dropping to a conspiratorial whisper as she leaned in closer, a knowing smirk playing at the corners of her lips. "Does Marcus know about... Sophie?" Eleanor’s smile widened, a flicker of genuine warmth—born of deep, physical satisfaction—passing over her features at the mention of her lover. "Marcus thinks it’s hilarious. In fact, he’s the one who suggested the pink bonnet. He likes to look at the photos when we're... resting between rounds. It puts him in such a delightfully dominant mood." Serena let out a low whistle, shaking her head in a mixture of awe and wicked delight. "You are an absolute monster, Eleanor Vance. A gorgeous, terrifying monster." "I’m a pragmatist," Eleanor corrected softly. She stood up, smoothing the front of her immaculate blouse, her eyes fixed entirely on the shiveringy an audience.", soggy wreck across the room. "Now, come along, darling. I think it’s time we showed our little girl  how a proper mother handles a soiled nappy.  The salon was silent now, save for the hum of a single fluorescent light and the soft, hitching breaths coming from Sophie. Eleanor led the way, her heels clicking a decisive rhythm on the tile floor, her hand firm on her husband’s elbow. The owner, a stylish woman named Anya with sharp eyes and a knowing smile, gestured to a door beside the staff restroom. “It’s just a supply room, but it has a large table. For folding linens,” Anya said, her voice a low, smooth murmur. She pushed the door open, revealing a spacious room dominated by a sturdy wooden table. Two young women—Maya and Chloe, the junior stylists—lingered in the doorway, their coats on but their curiosity evidently overriding their plans to leave. “You don’t mind if we…?” Maya, the nineteen-year-old, asked, her eyes wide. “Not at all,” Eleanor said, her tone practical, almost clinical. “Every girl should see how real care is administered.” She guided Sophie, now openly weeping with shame, into the room. The air was thick with the scent of lavender bleach and hair products. With efficient strength, Eleanor helped Sophie onto the wide wooden table. The surface was cool against his skin. Anya leaned against a shelf of towels, arms crossed. Maya and Chloe hovered near the foot of the table, their earlier giggles subsided into rapt, uncomfortable fascination.Serena stood smirking taking out her phone from an expensive designer hand bag  "mind if I take some baby pics El "  , "No I don;t mind soon everyone will know just what a big baby he is " “There we are,” Eleanor cooed, but it was not a sound of comfort. It was the voice of a demonstrator. She began to slide down the pink frilly baby knickers , the plastic lineing crinkled noisily , then the sodden nappy beneath. The humiliation was absolute, laid bare under the unforgiving light. Sophie squeezed his eyes shut, a low whimper escaping his lips. “Look at that,” Chloe whispered, not unkindly, but with the blunt astonishment of youth. Eleanor followed her gaze. “Yes. Quite infantile, isn’t it? Completely hairless.” She used a wipe, her movements brisk and thorough. The tiny, flaccid penis, less than an inch long, was utterly exposed. Sniggers rippled through the small audience, quickly stifled but no less potent. Serena's camera flashed . Eleanor’s voice dropped, becoming almost conversational as she worked. “You see, a real man requires certain… proportions. For satisfaction.” She pulled her phone from her blazer pocket. “This is my boyfreind , Marcus. This is what a real man  looks like.” She held the screen out, rotating it slowly for her froend and Anya, then for the two girls. The photograph showed a naked, powerfully built man, clearly aroused. The contrast was so grotesque it was comic. A stark, eight-inch testament to everything Sophie was not. A strange, traitorous heat began to bloom in Sophie’s groin. The shame, the exposure, the degrading comparison—it twisted inside him, sparking an involuntary response. As Eleanor continued, coolly detailing Marcus’s prowess, Sophie felt his own pathetic micro-penis begin to stir, thickening to its meager, full erection against his will. Maya gasped, a hand flying to her mouth. “Oh my God. He’s… he’s getting hh.... oh its so tiny” “Aroused,” Eleanor finished for her, looking down with a mix of pity and contempt. “Yes its extreamly small , two point six inches to be exact . It’s a conditioned response. Humiliation is his pleasure. He’s been rewired.” The women stared, their earlier mockery now tinged with a sort of horrified awe. They looked from Sophie’s ridiculously erect, baby-sized penis to the powerful image still on Eleanor’s phone. “You’re so strong, Eleanor,” Anya said quietly, her professional mask slipping to reveal genuine admiration. “To manage this… and to seek your own needs elsewhere. It’s only practical.” “A pragmatist,” Eleanor corrected softly, finally fastening a fresh, clean nappy around her husband. She leaned close to Sophie’s ear, her perfume enveloping him. “See, darling? They understand. You could never please me. Not like Marcus. Your purpose is to be cared for. And mine,” she said, straightening up and smoothing her blouse once more, her gaze sweeping over the silent, watching women, “is to ensure you are. Now, say thank you to the ladies for the lesson.” Sophie lay on the table, clean, humiliated, and absurdly aroused, a perfect, silent testament to his wife’s devastating pragmatism. The women filed out, casting final, lingering looks over their shoulders, each carrying a new and unsettling understanding of the arrangements some marriages required.  The  next morning his nursery was quiet, save for the soft hum of the baby monitor on the dresser. Alistair lay still, the last echoes of the golf club dream dissolving into the pink-hued reality of his crib. The terry nappy was heavy and warm against his skin, a tangible anchor to his new world. He sucked rhythmically on the dummy, the silicone teat a familiar comfort, and clutched his pink rabbit closer. Downstairs, a door clicked open. Footsteps, light and purposeful, ascended the stairs. Alistair’s breath hitched. It was Mummy. The nursery door swung inward, and she stood there, backlit by the hallway light. She was already dressed for the day in crisp tight black skirt mid thigh length  and a simple white silk blouse, her hair neatly brushed long and straight . She smiled, but it was the efficient, fond smile she reserved for this morning ritual. “Good morning, my darling. Did we have a little accident in the night?” Her voice was sweet, melodic, and utterly devoid of the sharp edges Jane’s voice had always carried. Alistair blinked up at her, his adult mind cringing at the pronoun ‘we,’ while the conditioned part of him preened at the attention. He made a soft, gurgling sound around the dummy, as he’d been taught. “Let’s get you sorted, shall we , we are going to my sisters later today ” Mummy said, approaching the cot. She unclipped the dummy and set it aside, then unfastened the safety gate with a practiced flick. Her hands were cool and sure as they slid beneath him. “Oh, yes. A very wet nappy. Good girl for keeping it all in.” The phrase ‘good girl’ sent its usual dual shockwave through him—a spike of humiliation followed by a warm, guilty flush of pleasure. He was lifted, the bulk of the wet terry square sagging, and placed on the changing mat atop the chest of drawers. The room smelled of baby powder and lavender linen spray. As she unpinned the large terry nappy, revealing the swollen, blue-checked Tena Maxi beneath, Alistair’s gaze drifted to the window. A black car—a model he recognized as one favoured by members of his old club—pulled into the driveway of the house opposite. A man in a polo shirt got out, a golf bag slung over his shoulder. A ghost from another life. “Eyes on Mummy, please,” she chided gently, tapping his nose. Her tone brooked no argument. “We mustn’t wriggle.” He focused on her face as she peeled the disposable nappy away, cleaned him with wipes that smelled of aloe, and powdered him liberally. Her movements were swift, clinical, and deeply maternal. The process was a total negation of his former autonomy, and yet, in its predictable order, it was perversely soothing. There was no performance anxiety here, no expectation to be anything other than passive and receptive. “There we are,” she murmured, securing a fresh, thick nappy and pulling up a pair of frilly plastic pants. “All clean and dry.” She dressed him in a simple pink satin  frilled  day dress, one with lace ruffles  embroidered around the hem. As she brushed his hair, he caught sight of their reflection in the mirror: a handsome, middle-aged woman tending to a large, docile infant. The dissonance was staggering, yet he had learned to breathe through it, to let the image settle without fighting. Carried downstairs, he was settled into a highchair in the sunny kitchen. A bowl of pureed apple and oatmeal was placed before him. Mummy tied a bib around his neck. “Now, a big girl like you should be trying to use her spoon,” she said, placing a soft-tipped spoon in his hand. Her own hand closed over his, guiding it to the bowl and then to his mouth. It was a charade. He was perfectly capable of feeding himself, but capability wasn’t the point. The point was the guided motion, the complete dependency, the rehearsal of infancy. As she helped him eat, she spoke cheerfully. “We have a quiet day today. A little playtime in the garden, perhaps. And no need to worry about anything else.” Her eyes met his, and for a fleeting second, they held a knowledge that transcended the baby talk.  The memory of Elanors  cries from the adjacent bedroom—the sounds that used to twist his stomach into knots of inadequacy and despair—felt distant, like a poorly remembered film. Here, there was no performance. No measurement. No failure. There was only the warm, padded containment of the nappy, the gentle tyranny of Mummy’s care, and the profound, unsettling peace of surrender. Alistair swallowed the sweet, simple food. He opened his mouth for the next spoonful, a soft, compliant sound escaping his lips. The man with the golf bag across the street drove away, heading for a world of handicaps and competition. Alistair stayed, anchored in his highchair, where the only score kept was the dryness of his nappy, and the only victory was a murmured, “Good girl.”     M

Kayla blushed as her new mommy checked her diaper.. She never thought this was something she would have to get used too!  “Yeah.” She said embarrassed as she wasn’t remotely close to being treated llke this!