Funny Useless Superpowers
Funny Useless Superpowers
48 members have voted
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1. What should the next funny yet useless superpower be for one of my characters in my story? :) (Blossom in Lowell's Little Lessons)
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Your presence makes nearby corn grow slightly faster and larger5
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The ability to turn any potted plant into a meat product6
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The ability to change goose down pillows into memory foam and vice versa1
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The ability to win any internet message board argument13
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The ability to always know when goose is about to come in Duck Duck Goose5
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You can misspell any word at any time and no one ever notices10
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The ability to perfectly mimic the sound of any animal having sex8
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The ability to make Toxic by Brittany Spears get stuck in anyone’s head12
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The ability to look at anyone and know if they’ll have a bicurious phase and when it will be7
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You are the person that Dora is talking to. She can’t do anything until YOU in particular tell her what to do. But Swiper can’t hear you.11
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The ability to know what time it is by asking someone what time it is and then after they check you know before they tell you4
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The ability to make a barista write anyone's name wrong on a Starbucks' cofee cup12
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