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If any, there should be an angry face for those who post something borderline racist, defamatory or a post not quite, but just about on the edge of getting someone banned.

"Higher gas prices? I did that." - CartoonStock

Probably bacon wrapped pork loin rolls with either red beans and rice or frozen vegetables.

Michigan here as well. The only good thing about it was the fact that I had to be outside yesterday for about 3 hours and even though it was in the upper 80's, just hit 91 degrees for a short time, I didn't feel like the sun was shining down burning a hole through my skin. Didn't do much for breathing well, but the smoke blocked out a lot of the harsh burning rays of the sun.

Interesting. I don't drink coffee but yesterday I heard a couple people talking about those places like Starbucks, or the other ones where you can drive up to a window and get coffee. They were saying how people have got in the habit of driving up to those coffee on the go places every morning and paying $6 to $10 for a cup of coffee when they could make it themselves at home for a fraction of the price. Same thing I've said for years. People would rather pay big bucks for someone to do simple things rather than do it for themselves. I remember years ago when I had a lot of working friends who drank coffee. They would set their coffee maker the night before so when they woke up in the morning their coffee would be ready. Think about it! Waiting in your car in a long morning line for a cup of coffee. You could have made your own at home in the time it takes to wait in line. Are people even too lazy to do that now?

Interesting! That second diaper from the left. If a guy wore that his pecker would be on the outside instead of the inside!

Back in 2004 when Brian Wilson was performing his finally finished long lost "SMiLE" in concert, I went on line very shortly after tickets went on sale. I could only get main floor tickets 42 rows back from the stage. The whole front 20 rows were closed off. One week before the concert I happened to check the venue again and they had just opened those first 20 rows. I got 3 tickets 12th row center, just about the best seats I could get. Yeah, they cost more than my original $45 ticket (which I sold to someone waiting in line for $40 a half hour before the show).

$4.29 a gallon. Price continues to go up due to the "war".

Abena L4, plastic pants, t-shirt and white socks.

That's how I'm dressed this afternoon. Diaper, plastic pants and a t-shirt.

I think Moochie would be a shoo-in!

There was a Chinese man who loved fried rice, especially the one served at a local Greek restaurant, however, being Chinese whenever he ordered it, it came out as "Flied Lice". The Greek owner, a big burly man, thought that was the funniest thing he heard and used to get all his friends over when he saw the Chinese man coming in. "Listen to this guy", he'd tell his friends. The Chinese guy would place his order and the Greek guy and his friend would burst out laughing, leaving the poor Chinese guy embarrassed and humiliated. The thing was, the Chinese man loved the fried rice so much he couldn't stay away, but was constantly humiliated by the Greek owner and his friends. Finally he decided to enroll in a night English speech class at the local school just to learn how to properly pronounce "fried rice". Finally when his class was finished, he proudly went back to the Greek restaurant he liked so much. As soon as the owner saw him walk in, he grabbed all his buddies and said, "listen to this guy order fried rice" The Chinese fellow stepped up to the counter and said, clearly and plainly, "I'd like an order of fried rice please". The Greek owner was so shocked and taken aback that he stammered, "say that again?" The Chinese guy said, "Never mind you Fluckin Gleek!"

I didn't know they had professional pooping events. Do they have sponsors like Charmin, P&G or Rearz? Where are these competitions held? Do they give gold, silver and bronze medals to the winners? What if there is a tie? Do they have a "Poop Off"? Are they televised on ESPN? Do they have huge industrial fans to blow the odor away from the viewing stands? What experience and criteria does someone need to be a judge?

LOL! I used to call it that too sometimes! I also call Taco Bell "Taco Smell".

I am getting so sick of people being clueless, not paying attention or not listening to what people say to them! We've all experienced getting our orders wrong at fast food places because the person taking the order wasn't paying attention or just too dumb to know their simple job. Or the 3rd shift worker that has a sign by the doorbell that says, "Day Sleeper - Do Not Knock Or Ring The Bell" and someone rings the doorbell and pounds on the door anyway. Likewise when you call IT and tell them your computer is down, won't even boot up and they tell you to "go to the start menu and..." I'm always joking about being home Saturday relaxing in just my diaper, plastic pants and a t-shirt "waiting for the Jehovah's Witnesses to show up at my door". That actually happened to me about 3 or so weeks ago, not a very comfortable situation! Later the next week I had one guy show up at the door wanting to see if I wanted them to spray for pest control as they were down the block spraying for insects at a neighbor's house (mind you, just a month earlier I had someone out to spray for a carpenter ant problem). Fortunately, this time I was fully dressed normally in jeans and a shirt. The very next day I had another guy come to the door wanting to give an estimate on installing new windows (again, they were working down the street at a neighbor's house). I just had all new windows installed last fall replacing the original windows that were installed when the house was built in 1979. I have a small sign about 2 X 6 inches that says "NO SOLICITING" with a red hand palm up attached on the garage where you had to pass it to get to our porch steps. Apparently not enough people paid any attention to it! I decided I had to get a bigger sign, so I ordered this one from EBAY Metal Sign - No Soliciting No Exceptions Aluminum 8" X 12" | eBay It's 8 X 12 inches, bright, explicit and very obvious. I mounted it where the old sign was, and you can't miss it walking up the driveway. Sure enough, about an hour ago a snotty nosed guy that looked to be about 19 years old came up to my door with a hand full of forms wanting to know if I was interested in gutter cleaning! Again, I was fully clothed in jeans and t-shirt, no diaper, but I looked at him and said, "Did you read the sign next to the garage door when you came up the driveway?" He got quiet and said, "No..." I said, "Walk back, right now, and look at it!" He did, said "Sorry" and walked away. Are people that totally oblivious of everything around them? NO WAY could anyone miss seeing that sign! You can see it clearly from the street before even walking up the driveway! I don't understand how these people don't get hit by cars, walk into posts or trip over curbs! Unbelievable! Thanks for listening to my rant, and how many of you have similar situations where people come to your door either when you are relaxing in just diapers or you are fully dressed, especially if you have "No Soliciting" signs in plain sight? I'd love to hear your similar experiences dealing with people like this, especially if you were in the middle of enjoying some diaper time.

But they are both adults now! That's like saying, "I'm not going to have sex with a woman I went to school with 30 years ago because I remember her when we were in 5th grade together".

Saw on TV oil is going up again! With the fighting gearing up again, the price of oil is going up and the stock market down.

I use Tranquiity boosters that I get at Goodwill when they have them. $1.99 for a pack of 20 and they have a adhesive backing that sticks well to the inside of my diaper. Once I peel off the backing tape and stick it in the crotch of my diaper (maybe a little more towards the front), it remains in place. I've never had it move or come loose.

Trial and error until you finally discover where the tapes go to make your diapers fit best. Each diaper is different, some come up high in back, some are short. Some top tapes are attached towards the top of the side panels and some are more middle of the side panels. I've seen pictures of people in diapers where the tapes from each side almost overlap each other in the front of the diaper Some barely are able to tape on. Some diapers have wider side panels, other shorter ones. Then figure some people are really thin, some heavy, women's shape allows for more of a downward tape positioning for the top tapes. Best I can say is trial for each brand of diaper you wear, then remember just where the tapes were when you find your best fit.

I've always liked Pizza hut (not aways their service), but the price is so high.

I thought you were either hosting a new foreign exchange student, or getting a new shipment of disposable diapers (since people say most adult diapers are made in China).

I have a couple bratwurst left from last night, or I may have something else. Not sure yet. Maybe a Tombstone frozen pizza if I go to the store.

I never did drink much, never really cared for beer. I would drink a whisky sour when I was younger in my 20's, and every now and then some blueberry or root beer schnapps, but rarely. I still may have a sip of home made wine a few times a year, but my stomach isn't up to liquor at my age. Maybe rum ball cookies at Christmas. I drink 1% milk, also Sam's Club diet cola and diet Dr. Thunder soda from Walmart. Once in a while some Crystal Light fruit punch or pink lemonade mix.

50 years diapered 24/7? I think it's the other way around, especially with the younger members. They could probably learn a lot from you with your experience.

He'd be shot again, this time by ICE agents.