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....and I'll bet your diaper will be wet.

Why do we have to ask? Why can't we just enjoy it?

This. Once again, I think somewhere in the chain of replies someone didn't really read the original post well enough and jumped to the conclusion he was trying to get rid of stains, not create them. Then others started posing their own idea on how to get rid of stains. Take a lesson from this example and carefully read the posts so as not to jump to what would have been the obvious conclusion. I agree most people want to get rid of their stains, not create them.

Don't mistake it for a big chocolate easter egg!

As a type 2 diabetic, I don't eat typical easter candy. I do buy smaller bags of Hershey's sugar free chocolate candy and sugar free Reeses peanut butter cups. Every year up until this year I have colored easter eggs. Broke tradition this year at age 66, mostly because of the cost of eggs as well as not feeling up to it with my joint issues.

That's the best thing I've heard so far this week!

"Nice seeing you" could be taken two ways!

But of course!

Yeah, but where where you when you did it?

Markham where? As you are 99 years old, I hope you got a ground floor room with wheelchair access and grab bars in the shower so you don't fall. Hope you didn't drive there!

April and Michigan. Just like death and taxes, you can be sure it will be nice in the 60's one day and down in the 30's and 40's the next. It's supposed to get down to 33 degrees tonight and Friday is supposed to be as high as 75 degrees. Back to 50's for Sunday.

I love the double meaning in your misspelled word "butt". Either, "But poopy diapers are reserved for home" or "Butt poopy diapers are reserved for home" It works either way!

No matter what the original color is, they all end up brown anyway.

You usually wear pull ups in the day. If I remember you ran out and had to do diapers instead. Nice to be back in pull ups in the day, I guess

For the record, I don't have facebook or Twitter either.