square_duck Posted December 24, 2021 Share Posted December 24, 2021 6 hours ago, FretaBWet said: You remind me of the cows on the chick filet billboards writing "eat more chicken". Eat more turkey, chicken and goose for the holidays. Duck tastes terrible! Hugs, Freta Yup....we taste NASTY.....more chicken and Turkey....even enjoy some Goose!! ??. Everyone enjoys a good goose now and then... ? Link to comment
Cruiser 03 Posted December 26, 2021 Share Posted December 26, 2021 How are Santa Claus and donald trump different , Santa stops at 3 “Ho’s” 1 Link to comment
~Brian~ Posted December 27, 2021 Share Posted December 27, 2021 since this is a “bad jokes thread“: why won’t Santa leave Donald Trump any presents this year? Answer: because Donald Trump has been naughty and not nice Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha????????? Brian 1 Link to comment
Crinklz Kat Posted December 28, 2021 Share Posted December 28, 2021 This is sooooo bad it's hilarious! 3 Link to comment
Little BabyDoll Christine Posted December 28, 2021 Share Posted December 28, 2021 I do not know: To me they all taste pretty fowl Link to comment
ValentinesStuff Posted December 29, 2021 Share Posted December 29, 2021 If vodka and OJ is a screwdriver. Is vodka and prune juice a rotorooter? Link to comment
square_duck Posted December 29, 2021 Share Posted December 29, 2021 3 hours ago, ValentinesStuff said: If vodka and OJ is a screwdriver. Is vodka and prune juice a rotorooter? Yes, and a very painless one at that! Link to comment
Little BabyDoll Christine Posted December 29, 2021 Share Posted December 29, 2021 I guess vodka and coffee would be a super soaker Link to comment
square_duck Posted December 30, 2021 Share Posted December 30, 2021 8 hours ago, Little Christine said: I guess vodka and coffee would be a super soaker That just sounds...... Yuck.. Prefer irish whisky, Irish coffee more yummy, but yeah, high powered soaking recipe...? Link to comment
square_duck Posted January 1, 2022 Share Posted January 1, 2022 On 12/28/2021 at 8:05 PM, ValentinesStuff said: If vodka and OJ is a screwdriver. Is vodka and prune juice a rotorooter? And when Warf did try prune juice, he liked it!!! Said it was a "warriors drink" . Now how long he waited before making a bee line to the bathroom I don't know... It was a bit comical though!! Link to comment
Kaliborio Posted January 4, 2022 Share Posted January 4, 2022 Well, this seems appropriate... lol Link to comment
Little BabyDoll Christine Posted January 4, 2022 Share Posted January 4, 2022 On 1/1/2022 at 5:27 AM, square_duck said: And when Warf did try prune juice, he liked it!!! Said it was a "warriors drink" . Now how long he waited before making a bee line to the bathroom I don't know... It was a bit comical though!! They misconstrued it. Sonce you cannot predict the moment of truth. You will be quite nervous and a worrier Link to comment
Little BabyDoll Christine Posted January 7, 2022 Share Posted January 7, 2022 Asked what he thought of Moriarty's latest spectacular crime, Dr. Watson shrugged and said "Spectacular?! It's nothing to write Holmes about" When the news spread that Moriarty was studying to be a podiatrist. Holmes was asked "Do you think that Moriarty is going straight?" to which he answered "Nonsense; the game is afoot" Link to comment
square_duck Posted January 7, 2022 Share Posted January 7, 2022 This is only for those who are familiar with Shirlock Holms to begin with... Link to comment
fillemup Posted January 7, 2022 Share Posted January 7, 2022 Why did Frosty the Snowman have a happy face? Because he heard the snowblower coming. Link to comment
rusty pins Posted January 7, 2022 Share Posted January 7, 2022 A penguin was a long haul truck driver and unexpectedly had to make a run to Arizona. Since it was well out of his usual frozen comfort zone, he was having a really hard time with the heat. To make matters worse, his truck started running really rough. FInally, he reached a big truck stop with a repair facility. He pulled up and explained to the mechanic he was having problems. The mechanic said he would check it out, it would take about half an hour. The penguin was in misery in the 100 degree heat and decided to waddle over to the indoor lunch counter to see if he could get something cool to drink. He took a seat and settled on a big vanilla shake. It hit the spot and cooled him down. By that time about half an hour had passed so he waddled back out in the heat to the repair garage. "Looks like you've blown a seal", the mechanic said. "No, that's just some vanilla shake" the penguin replied. Link to comment
Little BabyDoll Christine Posted January 7, 2022 Share Posted January 7, 2022 I heard the story this way 1 Link to comment
Crinklz Kat Posted January 7, 2022 Share Posted January 7, 2022 Another bad one that's just so funny. @spoonchicken ought to enjoy this one! 1 Link to comment
spoonchicken Posted January 8, 2022 Share Posted January 8, 2022 2 hours ago, Crinklz Kat said: Another bad one that's just so funny. @spoonchicken ought to enjoy this one! This gets the Official Spoony stamp of approval ?? 1 1 Link to comment
DailyDi Posted January 15, 2022 Author Share Posted January 15, 2022 Why did the man wear a diaper to the bar? So he could save his stool. Link to comment
ValentinesStuff Posted January 15, 2022 Share Posted January 15, 2022 3 hours ago, DailyDi said: Why did the man wear a diaper to the bar? So he could save his stool. That one stinks. Link to comment
rusty pins Posted January 15, 2022 Share Posted January 15, 2022 Spencer Gifts | Shirts | 992 Spencer Gifts T Shirt Is This Stool Taken Xl | Poshmark Link to comment
Crinklz Kat Posted January 21, 2022 Share Posted January 21, 2022 Another one for @spoonchicken ! 1 Link to comment
diaprbayb Posted January 21, 2022 Share Posted January 21, 2022 what do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question? Link to comment
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