At a meeting to influence the British position of Cuba, President Kennedy rather tactlessly drew attention to the British Foreign Secretary's different colored socks.
When a hose burst on his crop-sprayer in the 1960s, a french farmer friend was drenched in insecticide which dried on his skin before he could get back to his farmhouse and wash.
Still think that is a great picture.
Probably dodn't read your profile properly before; so from one bedwetter to another, it's always good to be able to say "Hi".
P.S.
I don't know how you manage to wear that in bed, without your wife knowing. Not surprised you had to have a little chat.
Perhaps because you are a sissy, your dog, (as "man's" best friend) is confused and having taken note of the Oscar Pisstorius trial in South Africa, it is protecting you.