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I am mid 50’s my aide is 26 being a disabled adult it’s not called baby sitting but over all I am more dependent than any baby sitting gig. food ,water, meds, dressing , diapering ,positioning & restraint , bird baths, laundry , rescue meds , helping me do ADL’s etc.

Real men wear electrodes to masturbate hands free . The dude is a lightweight

I have a wireless bluetooth professional photo printer , it has 10 tanks . What I had never experienced before I bought it , even though it has a seperate black tank for documents & copies if you run out it bricks the entire machine and won’t print photos until you replace it . Who thought this was a good idea ?

Yeah Mike Pillow and his election fraud machine non sense didn’t exist yet . So had to be a printer .

Boy would I be pissed ! Don’t mean to be a wet diaper about it . for any who don’t know me , among my “medical mystery tour “ door prizes is epilepsy and there’s an anti convulsant that’s major side effect is off the hook out of the proportion rage . You guessed it I am the poster child for Keppra rage .

My G/F and I wore blue and pink Megamax to our granddaughters gender reveal ( we were sure it was girl but decided to have a little fun with our diapers ) 100 % of people at party change us , so it was not an issue of being discrete or hiding something . If you got pink tape it up ( matter of fact mothers rejected corporate America bringing out pink for boys and blue for girls ) diaper history deserves to be remembered !

Get an electric muscle stimulator and a $30 vaginal rectal kegel probe put in your ass with lots of electrode gel . Set it to do about 5 kegel per minute for 40 minutes 2 X’s a day , in about 6 months those muscles will be having drinks on a secluded beach somewhere far far away from you and work . over doing kegel can be worse then never doing them because your not a machine muscle fatigue becomes part of your ménage a trois along wit her sister Incontinence .

Suffice it to say most of us who need diapers don’t give the olde shakey shake after snake rinse .

Did you find the Goldilocks zone or just grinning and bearing it?

Whatever one you’re wearing when 2, quarts of castor oil meet your colon for the first time . You’ll rip some loud ass .

I buy mine from Jenny at kin’s , nice yellow color with a great fabric , my last order was long legged golf shirts . I buy mine in bulk doesn’t matter the colors , order 15 or more and negotiate some serious savings as well as exact fit sizing instead of generic SMLXL deal . every time I buy onesies I get 5 of each color fabric she has available .

Doctor oh thank god “my husband had a blowout “ ,in his diaper ? ”no his tire “ do I look like AAA ?

I’m paralyzed when fill yer diaper time comes I can’t contribute it just happens without encouragement or consent

I can’t change myself . I am required by law to stock all the PPE a person will need to do my care , gloves,gowns,drapes catheters, syringes , masks,lubes you name it soup to nuts if it’s needed I have it . Nothing says your staff has to use it , but it has to be available . Currently my aide rarely uses any protection I am clean she is clean and we are family. Just before the pandemic I switched to a touch less pre lubed catheter,only the package and my urethra touch the cathter well my aide inserts & drives without touching me or the catheter . Everything in my world is engineered for long term wet and messy exposure and can be machine washed/dried and reused .

You could be getting 24 karat gold Fabines and the answer will still be NOPE ,” free” diapers aren’t free when they involve degrading yourself permanately in the eyes of family friends and the medical types you will need in years to come , one entry in your entire history will distill down to the essents of how you’ll be treated Malingering / diaper lover / paraphilic infantalist , the exact words will be known only to god and only the true cost of those free diapers paid by you .consider yourself warned . Everyplace that does adult daycare by taking away your rights is lining up with there crinkles offers. I hear if you sign up for the involuntary high dose antipsychotic of the day combined with ECT you can get Rears and be incontrol

If this is your first big regret in life ,give it a couple weeks it will be .

If your running for protection your already to late

Fold a booster pad lengthwise to crease it , then put it just above where the standing leak guards begin . No more OTT and yes get yourself a onesie or body stocking to hold everything down , you deserve it .

Well since peoples definition of incontinent is different ,what’s yours ? And faster than what ? people aren’t often prepared to answer such questions because in there haste they never think thru the conclusion of what level of continence or Incontinence is acceptable to you . Saying you want to be shot in the head and require care for the rest of your life , is pretty cut and dry whereas Incontinence is a spectrum from mild inconvenient to wild wet and messy is how I roll.

I get mine custom made in bulk by Jenny at Kin’s , they do great work and have saved me a fortune .

I have more than 400 in active service, majority of them are from Kin’s in BC

After reading your day” I prefer diapers “such elegant solutions .

New & improved fit flex splatter shield technology

I like spicy , I am willing to bet mine almost glow in the dark in the pail!

Diaper service technician