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Only somewhat true. State gas tax varies from a low of 8 cents (Alaska) to 68 cents (California but Illinois and Pennsylvania are close followers). CA, WA, and OR do embed a carbon tax in there but none of the others yet. But the gas prices vary way more than that. Much of it is the cost of transporting the fuel from the refineries to wherever you’re buying it.

Yes, for Chicago, you can put some tomato itself on. The only place ketchup is permitted is in Newark, NJ. An Italian dog there has french fries and the dog together in a larger bun and it needs to be slathered in ketchup.

Hosts with bright green relish and sport peppers.

If you hadn't noticed, my response was the result of feeding the previous one into an AI chatbot.

Glad you enjoyed it. There are aspects of it that are true, the rest is fantasy.

I've plaid with wetting alarms over the years. I have a Malem kicking around here somewhere and I also got a cute wireless one last year.

Goodnites XL have been on the market for a few years. They split the L-XL into L and XL. The XXL is a new arrival. Read the previous comments but people are finding them nice.

Here's a short one that was an odd idea that popped into my head. Only tangentially diaper related. --- Sophie saw Jake coming through the door of the restaurant. He was just a few years older than her and quite handsome. He always dressed smartly and was trim, not skinny. She wondered if he had an athletic body under that suit. She did a quick check of her hair and greeted him. “Hello, Jake. Dining with us tonight?” “Just drinks, I’ve got things to do this evening.” “Bar or table?” “Table, I have to do a few things on my computer first.” She led him to a high top in the bar and waved at the bartender. Jake was a regular and they both knew his order. The martini quickly appeared. “If you’re busy, I’ll leave you alone,” Sophie said. She wanted to talk to him. She had gotten quite friendly over the past few weeks. “No, have a seat if you’re not too busy. I’m just booking a flight for tomorrow. I’ve got to make a quick run up to Vermont to check on something.” “I’ve never been to Vermont. Really, I’ve hardly been anywhere.” “Hmm… want to come? I should warn you that this trip will be very strange to you.” Sophie thought about it. She wanted to spend time with Jake. “How long? How Strange?” “Just two days, we’ll be back late Thursday. Well, let’s say you’ll be wearing different things.” Sophie thought about it. She had those days off. Hell, how bad could it be. “I’d like that.” Jake typed something on his computer. “All set. I got two tickets for tomorrow’s flight.” “What should I bring?” “Just pack what ever toiletries you would need. I’d like you to wear a few things if you have them.” “Sure, what?” “A casual shirt, polo or the like.” Sophie nodded. “A skirt, short as you like but not one with shorts attached or anything. Open on the bottom.” She nodded again. Sounded kinky. “You probably will be more comfortable with a sports bra.” This she could do. “Sandals would probably be best for footwear.” “I’ll pick you up at 7AM. Give me your address.” They chatted a bit more. Sophie tried to eke out some details but Jake was being coy. I guess this will have to wait. She got up early the next morning and through her toothbrush and deodorant and all the toiletries she thought she would need in the bag. What else? She threw in a change of panties and an extra shirt. She put on her panties and the sports bra, as recommended. She pulled on a polo shirt and her skirt. She rechecked her makeup and hair. She was ready. Promptly at seven, her doorbell rang. She let Jake in. He saw her bag there. “Can I see what you packed?” She nodded. He looked through the bag. Noticing the panties he took them out and laid them on the table. “You won’t need these.” Sophie was surprised. “In fact. Take off the ones you have on.” Hmm… this was getting interesting. No panties? Sure, why not. Odd that he still wanted a bra, and a sports bra at that. She slid her panties off and dropped them on top of the other pair. “OK, let’s go.” Jake drove them to the airport. He had his own small rolling suitcase. They went through security, and then he led her to a door marked “Family Restroom.” This was odd. He led her in and then locked the door. He went over to a bench and laid out a pad from his bag and told her to lie down on it. She did so. He pushed a button and the bench started to rise. When it got up to about counter height, he stopped it. “These motorized changing tables make things very easy.” He said. He then carefully lifted her skirt. He pulled another item from his bag. “Lift your butt a little.” She arched her back, and he slid something under her. “Down.” She then realized he was taping a diaper on her. “Why?” she said. “It’s all part of the trip. Don’t worry. I’ve got one on as well.” OK, she thought. She could play along with this game. He lowered the table and she stood up. They exited and went to a door that said Centurion Lounge. They entered and he showed a card to the woman at the desk and she welcomed him. He led her to a table and told her he’d be right back. He returned with two glasses of champagne. He gave her one and held his up as a toast. “To a fun couple of days.” She sipped the drink. Well, this was fun. The few times she had flown before, she’d be likely sitting with the masses in the terminal, not in a club drinking champagne. After a bit, Jake said it was time to go to the gate. The destination sign at the gate said “Albany, NY.” “I thought we were going to Vermont?” “We are. But the convenient flights go to Albany. I’ve got a rental car reserved. It’s not long of a drive.” “Oh, OK.” They started to board the flight. They hadn’t even started in the boarding groups when Jake handed their boarding passes to the agent. She scanned them. “Welcome, Mr. Green” she said cheerfully. They made it down to the plane and Jake greeted the flight attendant. He put his bag in the first bin and then lifted up Sophie’s. “Aisle or Window?” he asked Sophie. “Window?” she said tentatively. He pointed to the first seat. She sat down and he sat in the aisle. Wow, she thought to herself. First class. She’d never ridden up front like this. “Would you like a drink before we leave?” the flight attendant asked. Jake said, “I’d like a bloody Mary, please.” The attendant turned to Sophie. Why not? “I’d like one, too.” The drinks soon came. Sophie sat there sipping hers, alternating from looking at Jake and watching the passengers file past her. She thought she could detect some envy as they looked at her drinking her drink. Before departure, the flight attendant came back and retrieved the empty cups. The flight wasn’t that long, but they each had another bloody Mary. Sophie had a nice warm feeling by the time they landed in Albany. They walked across to the rental cars, and Jake opened the back door of a Mercedes and put his bag in it. He took hers and put it next to his on the rear seat. He then did something that surprised her. He pulled off his polo shirt and tossed it into the back seat as well. He did have a fine athletic build, she thought. He then stepped out of his shoes and dropped his pants. Indeed, he was wearing a diaper, too. He put the pants in the back of the car and slipped back into his shoes. “Your turn,” he said. She looked around, but there was nobody nearby. She pulled off her polo shirt and then dropped her skirt. There she was in just sandals, a sports bra, and the diaper. Jake, held her door open and she quickly got inside. He got in the driver’s seat and started the car and headed out. “I told you you’d be dressed differently,” he smiled. Her heart was beating strangly. This was indeed strange, but somehow the excitement of being here with Jake and doing what he wanted was exhilarating. They drove for about twenty minutes through greater Albany and what she discovered was Troy, NY. “This is the last food for a while,” he said. “If you’re hungry we should stop now.” “Dressed like this?” she said. “I don’t think I’m quite ready for that, yet.” “OK, it’s early.” The scenery got rural in a hurry. They continued to drive, and then a sign “Welcome to Vermont” appeared. There was a small parking area by the side of the road, and Jake pulled into it. He turned to her. “Bra off,” he said. Really? She thought to herself. OK. While she was removing it she noticed that Jake was removing his diaper. She just stared at him. “You, too,” he said to her. Naked? She thought. Were they going to do it here in this parking lot? She reached down, pulled the tapes, and removed the diaper. John took both diapers and dropped them in the back. She was surprised when he restarted the car and headed out on the road again. “I thought we were going to have sex there.” “Later.” They came to a town, and Jake said he was hungry. “We’ll hit a drive through.” He found a Burger King and pulled up to the menu board. “Do you know what you’d like?” “Chicken sandwich combo. Diet coke?” she said. He pulled up to the menu board and ordered. The speaker quoted the total and told him to drive up. “We’re naked,” she said. “It’s OK.” The girl in the window looked in the car. She saw Jake’s bare chest and then looked across at Sophie. Sophie reddened. Surely the girl could see she was entirely naked and likely figured Jake was too. But it didn’t seem to bother her. He handed over the money for the food and then passed the bag and the drinks to her. They pulled into a parking space. They unpacked the food and started to eat. “She didn’t seem to be bothered by us being naked.” “She’s probably seen it before. It’s not illegal here.” “It isn’t?” “It’s illegal to get undressed in public, but it’s not illegal to be undressed. You can be nude as long as you’re not doing a sexual act or the like.” “Oh, so we’re going to be nude while we’re here.” “As much as possible.” They finished their lunch. Jake gathered up the trash and stepped out of the car and threw it away in the can. Sophie just watched his fine figure. He got back in the driver’s seat and headed out. “What’s next?” she said. “We’re going to pop over to the dispensary,” he said. “Dispensary?” she inquired. “Marijuana store. It’s legal here.” They drove through the town and Jake pulled into another parking lot. He got out and went around to her door and held it open for her. She took a deep breath. Here goes nothing. She stepped out. They walked to the front of the store, and the door opened. Jake held it as two girls came out. They looked at the nude pair and giggled and hurried off. Jake continued to hold the door as Sophie, blushing slightly, stepped inside. Inside, she felt a little less exposed but then she saw two men behind the counter. “Jake,” one said, waving. “Long time, no see.” “Hi, Jordan. This is my friend, Sophie.” Sophie managed a little wave. She looked around, her eyes widened. There was a lot here. “What’s your pleasure?” Jordan said. Jordan and Jake discussed purchases while Sophie just looked at everything. “See anything you like?” Jake asked. “I never imagined there’d be so much variety. We just tend to get whatever we can and hope it was good.” Sophie felt something nudging her leg. She looked down, and it was a Labrador. “That’s Blackie. He’s really friendly,” Jordan said. Sophie was startled at first, but then started petting the dog. She was finally starting to act normally, even though she was naked. Jordan and Jake transacted their business and out they went. Back in the car, Sophie asked, “You can go anywhere naked?” “Well, not anywhere. Many places have a no shirt, no shoes, no service policy, which also includes pants, but this place I’ve been to a lot and know they don’t mind.” “What do you do when you’re not in Vermont?” At home, frequently nude. Otherwise, whenever possible, I wear a diaper or a Speedo. Girls have it lucky; they can get by with skimpier stuff. “Why a diaper?” “Oh, I just like being weird, I guess. All I typically wear for underwear are diapers or thongs or sometimes girls’ panties.” They drove for a while out of town, and then Jake pulled off the road. A small bridge crossed a stream, and he pulled up to a small cottage. He parked, hopped out, and opened her door for her. This was another thing she could get used to. He approached the front door and keyed a code into the lock. “1-7-7-6,” he told her. They went inside. It was a small place but comfortably furnished. There was a wood fire going in the fireplace. “What is this place?” Sophie asked. “It’s my little Vermont retreat.” “Yours?” “Yes, I own it.” She looked again at the fire. “What about that?” “I have a caretaker. I told him we were coming. He put in some basic provisions, coffee, milk, and the like and got the fire going for us.” She looked over at his naked body. His member was becoming erect. The came over to him and kissed him. “It’s perfect,” she said. He pulled her into an embrace and kissed her in earnest. “This is the point where we ought to be ripping each other’s clothes off, but we’re already beyond that.” “Do you want to go into the bedroom?” Jake asked. “No, let’s do it in front of the fire.” Afterward, she sat in front of the fire leaning up against Jake. He carefully moved her aside and got up. He returned shortly with some items. “What do you have there?” she asked. “Some of today’s purchases.” He lit the preroll and took a quick drag and then passed it to her. She drew on it. She began to really relax for the first time since this started. “This is good stuff,” she said. “That’s why I liked shopping there. That and they don’t mind me coming in nude.” After a bit he asked her if she was hungry. She said yes. “There aren’t any restaurants around that cater to the au natural customers. Our options are to get dressed or order takeout.” “What do you have for takeout?” Jake retrieved from a drawer with a stack of carryout menus. Sophie flipped through them and stopped at one. “You have Indian food in Vermont? Is it any good?” “There are a lot of them at the University. I’ve had it from there. It is good.” So they ordered several items. Jake called it in. “Should be forty minutes.” “Maybe I should freshen up,” she said. Jake went out and retrieved their bags from the car and then showed Sophie to the bathroom. She showered, brushed her teeth, and was coming out of the room when she heard the doorbell. She came out to see Jake paying the deliveryman. It didn’t seem to bother him that they were nude. Sophie found plates and forks in the kitchen, and they set out the food. She tasted a few of the items, and they were really good. Jake went to a cabinet and returned with a bottle of wine. He opened it and poured some for her. “This is just a little bit sweet but should counter the heat of the food.” They talked while they ate. “What are we going to do after dinner?” Sophie asked. “Whatever you like. We can watch TV, but my favorite thing here is to just sit out on the porch and enjoy the sounds of nature.” “Sounds great.” After clearing the dishes, they moved to the porch with a second bottle of wine. Sophie felt the breeze across her body and then looked over at Jake. Gosh, he did have a great body, and sitting out here was really nice though she thought it might get chilly if the temperature dropped any. They sampled more of today’s purchase from the dispensary and then moved off to bed. Sophile woke alone in bed the next morning. She sat up but then Jake came into the room with two cups of coffee. “Do you want to have yours in bed or should we go out on the porch.” “Let’s go outside.” The talked and Jake suggested they go to a local café where they could sit outside and have breakfast. Sophie giggled. “What?” Jake asked. “I was going to tell you that I just needed a minute to get dressed. But I guess that’s not going to happen.” “Nope.” They drove to town and parked. Sophie looked around as they walked around the corner to the café. They found a table, and once seated she felt a little safer. A waitress passed by with a tray. “Hi, Jake. I’ll me right with you.” “Everybody knows you?” Sophie asked. “Well, I’m pretty distinctive. I spent a lot of time scoping out which places don’t mind me coming here like this.” The waitress came buy and Jake introduced Sophie. “I’ll have a latte and one of your coffee cakes.” “Are those good,” Sophie asked. “Very much.” “I’ll have the same then.” They talked, and Sophie kept looking around. At times, she thought she could detect people staring at her. Maybe they were used to seeing Jake, but a naked woman might be a new thing. Did he bring other girls here? Their food came, and she put that out of her head. As breakfast progressed, they discussed today’s plans. “I’d like to visit another dispensary and get some stuff to take home. Then we need to go back to the house and pack up. We have to drive back to Albany to catch our flight.” “OK,” Sophie said. She was disappointed that her time with Jake was ending, but hoped they’d be seeing more of each other. She chuckled again. “What?” Jake asked. “I was thinking that I’d like to see more of you, but then I realized there wasn’t much more to see.” Jake grinned. “I think I can definitely spend more time with you.” Sophie smiled. They started over to the dispensary which was only a few blocks away. “Do all these places let you come in nude?” Sophie asked. “Not all, but dispensaries are adult-only places, so it’s more tolerated.” This time, there were other customers in the store. Jake looked at the jars while the clerk dealt with others. Sophie realized one of the customers was stealing glances at her but looked away when she looked toward him. “Hi, Marie,” Jake said. This time, the clerk was a woman. Jake introduced Sophie, and they talked about various things as Jake made his selection. They made their purchase and then walked back to the car. Back at the house, Jake asked how much packing she needed to do. Sophie said all she needed to do is throw some stuff from the bathroom in her bag. She went in and did that and came back to see Jake working at the table. He transferred the day’s purchases into a pair of metal cylinders, which he then closed up. “What’s this?” she asked. “Just some more naughty games I played. While I don’t think the TSA will search my bags, I like to do this.” She then noticed a bottle of lubricant on the table. She thought for a second. “You’re going to put those inside yourself?” For the first time, Jake looked the slightest bit embarrassed. “Yes.” Sophie thought a bit and then swallowed. “Should I carry one of them for you?” “If you like.” Jake applied lubricant to one. Sophie watched as he parted his cheeks and pushed it through his anus. When he removed his hands, it was inside him. He quickly washed his hands. “Do you want me to help you?” “Yes, I’ve never done anything like this before.” Jake applied the lubricant to the second tube, parted her cheeks, and started the tube in. “I’ll let you push it the rest of the way so you can do it at your pace.” Sophie reached back, found the protruding tube, and started slowly pushing it in. She took a deep breath and pushed it full home. When it was fully inside, she felt her anus close up and felt it slide deep in her. “Is it hard getting these out?” she said. “No, don’t worry about that.” They put their bags in the car and headed out. Sophie definitely had the sensation of something being inside her. Like she had to poop. Soon, they were pulling into the parking area at the state line. Jake handed her a diaper. “You’ll want to put your bra on as well.” She reached into her bag and pulled out the bra. Well, this phase of the weekend is over, she thought to herself. “Can you help me with the diaper?” “Sure,” Jake said. He had her lie on the back seat and did it up neatly on her. They drove for a time, and then Jake pulled into a parking lot. There was a sandwich shop with outdoor tables here. Jake came around and opened the door for her. “This place has nice sandwiches. I’m hungry.” Sophie got out. She felt oddly exposed. Here she was wearing more than she had for most of the weekend, but somehow being naked was more normal than standing there in just a diaper. They clerk at the window when they ordered just smiled and she heard giggling when the sandwiches delivered. “You do this much?” Sophie asked. “At times. It’s somewhat less of an issue than being nude. Legally, there’s nothing wrong with it, but it does end up being a little naughty.” They finished their lunch and got back in the car. A short time later she saw the signs for the airport. Jake pulled into a gas station and hopped out to top off the tank. “This would be a good time to put your shirt and skirt back on.” Sophie smiled. It really was coming to an end. She got her clothes out of the bag and put them on. She then had time to again watch Jake standing their in just a diaper pumping gas. Finished, he reached in and pulled out a pair of trousers and got into them. “Ahh, I no longer have my nice view.” Jake smiled as he pulled on his shirt. They returned the car and made it through security. As they walked through the terminal, Sophie confessed, “This thing in me is starting to get a little uncomfortable. “Now that we’re past security, you can just poop it out into the diaper.” “Really?” “Yes.” She thought about it for a second and decided to give it a try. She gave a little strain, and nothing happened. She looked around nervously to see if someone could figure out what she was doing. No, that was silly. She gave another push and felt the thing start to emerge. She relaxed and it retreated back into her. She made a harder push, grunting a little, and she felt it push out. “Now, what?” she asked. “Easiest thing is to just leave it in the diaper, for now.” “OK.” They sat in a little bar and had a beer while they were waiting for their flight. Sophie could feel the thing sitting between her but cheeks, but it wasn’t uncomfortable. The flight boarded, and they had more drinks on the way home. Soon he was pulling up in front of her apartment. “Would you like to come inside?” she asked. “Sure, besides, I need to retrieve our items.” They went inside. Jake promptly removed his trousers and shirt. Sophie smiled. This is how it would be. She got undressed down to just the diaper herself. Jake took her into the bathroom and carefully untaped the diaper. He retrieved the tube. It had a small amount of feces on it, which he carefully washed off. He then pulled some wipes out and carefully cleaned off her private area. He put the diaper in a trash bag he and brought in with him. “Is yours still inside you?” “For now,” he said. He bent over and strained. “Now it’s out.” He carefully untaped his own diaper. Sophie could see there was a substantial amount of pooh in his. He fished out the tube and washed it off. Sophie grabbed the wipes and started in on cleaning him up. It took a bunch as there was a lot of feces. “I hope you don’t mind that. I could do it myself.” “No problem, my treat, she said.” After cleaning up all traces of poop, she dropped the wipes and diaper in the same bag. She then grabbed another wipe and started in on his penis. It was soon clean and very erect. She took it in her mouth and brought him to climax. Afterward, they retired to the sofa. She got a bottle of white wine out of the fridge and poured them both a drink while they sat nude again. “When will I see you again.” “Would you like to spend some time this weekend?” “That would be great,” Sophie said. “I should probably get going, I have some stuff to do at the house before work tomorrow.” Sophie made a pout, but then she thought about something. “Sit right there.” She went to her bedroom and dug through her dresser until she found what she wanted. She came back to the living room and had him stand. She had him step into what she had brought and worked it up his legs. What she had brought was a lacey thong. She cupped his scrotum and his again erect penis started to emerge from the top. She reached around and gave his exposed buttocks a tweak. “There, you have something to remind you of me.”

Interesting observation! This raises a valid question about how platforms adapt their rules to incorporate advancements in technology like AI. The ban on bot accounts might have been intended to prevent automated spamming or trolling, but AI-generated replies—when used thoughtfully—could offer insights or enhance discussions, especially if they're clearly identified as AI content. It sounds like you’re suggesting a reevaluation of platform policies to ensure AI-generated posts align with community values. If exceptions like the AI stories subforum exist, perhaps there’s room for further refinement to differentiate useful contributions from potentially disruptive behavior. What do you think would be the best way for a platform to strike that balance between embracing innovation and maintaining integrity? 😊

Once I graduated from college I spent six months in my own place, then got a room mate, then another five years in my own place. After that I had wife + kids for two decades until we became empty nesters. Now it's me and the wife. We do get house guests (essentially from now until June we won't have any time off really).

Sounds somewhat like my story School Spirit here:

You're listening to the rants of a dilusio9nal idiot. There tariffs are unfounded. The places where we are disadvantaged are minorly (or NOT AT ALL in the case of RUSSIA) treated at all. Places we were on good relations have been unjustly levied. In addition, the math used to justify this has been shown to be fucked up. It's just completely wrong. This is nothing more than a bunch of grandstanding that is screwing up not only our own economy but that of the free world, while advancing the agenda of our enemies to which our leader is oddly beholden.

Last year, we put in a lot of solar so the tax credit was a pretty hefty kick back to us (I'd properly done the Estimated Tax not factoring that in). This year, we took a big capital gains hit. Since I'd safe harbored the estimated, we got hit up for five figures on both the state and fed.