Sissy Room

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I wouldn't know where to start  

Guess what? No, seriously. Guess what? FORTH CHAPTER IN 3 DAYS!  Also, if I'm going to write something for hours, I really should rock a proper grammar check. So I did! Probably. You weekend fappers are gonna need some ice down your diapers after!  This is the big reveal. Do I swerve it? DO I? Should the band play some new tunes, or a straight up danceable ballad?  Fer the fans, bruv. I love this chapter. I absolutely love it.  Please give me feedback. Ridicule me, praise me, offer ideas, or just hit me up a quick comment - I LOVE to see it and it makes me want to write more and more.... oh, and I named this chapter since I haven't named any of my other chapters because y'all know how much I obsess about consistency!     Chapter 28 - WELCOME HOME  The smell hit Jacob before the door had even finished swinging shut behind them. He stepped through the front door in nothing but a diaper looking and feeling like a newborn being brought home by his Mommy. There was a deep sense of having entered a new place and a new reality.   He stood frozen on the entryway tile, one hand still caught in Lana's, and his brain did what it did now — scrambled inventory, attempted processing, nothing adding up. Lavender and powder, first. That was the house's permanent weather, the laundry detergent and the plug-in powdered scented air freshener was at the nearest socket in the hallway. And another at the distant socket further down. The smell of sheets and towels and his whole shrinking life. But layered over it, noticeably different from the babyish scents had become commonplace, fresh and wrong, was something new: paint. A distinct, chemical-sweet ghost of interior latex, still breathing off the walls somewhere upstairs, the kind of smell that didn't linger more than a day. And underneath the paint, wrapped inside the lavender like a seed inside a seed — the soft, powdery, polymer-sweet scent of fresh diapers. Not the opened bag on his dresser. More. It smelt like even more diapers. The smell of a stockpile. *Paint. Wet-adjacent paint. That means today. That means someone was painting today. In this house. Today. While I was—* Jacob was heating up. The familiar anxious panic that was impossible to get accustomed to. The crippling feeling that could, and would, certainly get stacked upon. The math assembled itself with horrible clarity, each piece clicking into place like the tapes of a diaper being pressed down. Amanda's. The morning at the mall — the store, the shortalls, the echo and vision of Kayla's *bye-bye, sweetheart*. Amanda's nursery-adjacent guest room, the afternoon on the towel, the bottle in his mouth, diaper changes, Tommy’s new room — paint. Fresh paint meant more than one or two people. A crew could have been here for hours. Hours meant *all day* — a full day in which his house had been open to strangers, strangers who had worked, and drilled, and assembled, and hauled, while he sat cross-legged on a towel drinking warm milk from a bottle with cartoon giraffes on it. His stomach dropped through the tile. His pacifier stilled between his lips — the sucking rhythm, that constant unconscious *sht-sht-sht* that had carried him through the whole walk home, stopped dead, and the silence it left behind was enormous. Lana locked the front door. *Click.* The deadbolt followed, slow and deliberate — *thunk* — and Jacob flinched at the sound the way he flinched at all final sounds now. She was tipsy. He could see it in the looseness of her shoulders, the honeyed weight her syllables carried, the faint pink warmth riding high on her cheeks from the cognac she and Amanda had fully emptied before they'd left. Her breath smelled sweet underneath it — brandy and coffee — and her eyes had the glassy, glittering brightness of a woman more than a few drinks into a very good evening. But her focus was intact. She was absolutely, precisely present. There was nothing soft about the way she watched him process the smell, the way her smile spread slow as syrup while his face cycled through its stages. "Home sweet home," she sang softly, giving his hand a little swing. "And someone has had such a *big* day." She didn't rush him. She gave the moment its full length — let him stand there in the entryway and breathe it in, paint and lavender and diaper-sweetness, let the smell do its work. Then she stepped past him, unhurried, and took his hand properly — palm to palm, fingers lacing through his — and began to walk. Jacob didn't walk. He was *dragged* — that was the only word for it, his sandals scuffing the hardwood in slow, reluctant shushes, his padded bulk swinging between his legs, his arm pulled taut behind him like a wagon tongue while Lana's stride stayed calm and even and utterly without hurry. Down the hallway. Past the bathroom doorway, where the faucet dripped its slow metronome and where another powder-scented plug-in glowed faintly in its socket. Past the framed photos on the wall — he noticed, with a small distant pang, that one was new, or repositioned, and he couldn't tell which and didn't have the bandwidth to care. His eyes burned. His throat worked around the pacifier. The paint smell grew thicker as they moved wrapped around a growing plasticky smell of diapers — an intertwined thread winding down the stairs to meet them. Lana led him to the staircase and started up, his hand still clasped in hers. "Up we go, sweetie," she murmured, over her shoulder. "Careful on the stairs for Mommy." His feet found the steps one at a time, both feet to each stair, the forced toddler-gait the thick diaper between his legs imposed on him, and because she was above him, because his eyes had nowhere better to go, his gaze dropped — snagged — and stayed. Her ass swayed with each step. The jeans she'd been wearing all day hugged her with every rise of her knee, the denim shifting and settling, the soft swell of her cheeks alternating left-right-left in a slow, hypnotic rhythm that his eyes tracked without his permission. Two days ago — was it two days? it felt like a month — his body would have done its traitor's arithmetic about that sight. Now, up close and waddling up the stairs in a diaper, a different arithmetic ran instead: *she's taking me upstairs. She's taking me somewhere. The paint. The paint is upstairs. It couldn’t be—.* The distraction of brief attraction didn't help. It only stacked itself on top of the dread, one more channel his overloaded brain was forced to run, and the climb took approximately nine hundred years. The hallway at the top of the stairs received them in soft lamp-yellow. Lana hummed as they went — something tuneless, low, nursery-adjacent — and the sound of it filled Jacob's ears like a warm, vibrating, inescapable envelope of a sound. His pacifier resumed, faint and shallow. His eyes worked. His eyes worked frantically. The guest bathroom door stood open. There it was, the door wide, and on the counter, in a wicker basket with a gingham liner, sat a collection of items that made his stomach perform a slow, cold roll: baby shampoo in a no-tears bottle shaped like a cartoon bear, a bar of soap with a duck molded into it, a rubber ducky and a pair of colorful squirt-toys, and a hooded towel folded neatly beside it all — bright yellow, with an orange duck bill on the hood. A duck towel. Not unlike his onesie. He stared at it for the three steps it took to pass the doorway, and his mind served him, unhelpfully, the image of himself wrapped in it, hood up, duck bill flopping over his forehead, being patted dry by hands that were not his own. *I get bathed now. She got me a duck towel. I get—* They passed the hall table. His eyes snagged on it and refused to let go. A baby monitor sat on the table, plugged in and charging. It was wide-screened — chunky, modern, matte white, the kind of dual-unit system with a parent handset and a listening base, the kind designed for hearing — and seeing — a child in a far room. A green light pulsed slowly on the base unit. Its partner glowed, also charging, beside it. A baby monitor. In the hallway. Of his house. Two doors down from the room where his bed had been. *She wants to hear me now. Anywhere in the house. She can hear and see everything — the crinkle, the — oh god, no—* "Almost there, baby," Lana murmured, sweet as a lullaby, and her hand gave his a gentle, confirming squeeze. They passed the master bedroom. He noticed — filed it away in the drawer of horrors, some distant part of him noted, self-mocking, *a drawer I apparently have now* — that the bedroom door was ajar, and attached to the frame, closed, was what appeared to be a baby gate. A *baby gate.* Ready. Mounted, with a latch handle. Installed on her bedroom door. The panic and anxiety were going up like the temperature of his reddening cheeks. *I’m not a baby. I don’t need this — I’m not— * The corridor stretched ahead. Each step was its own small eternity — the plush give of the stretch of carpet, the crinkle of padding shifting between his thighs, the thickening chemical-sweetness of fresh paint and baby powder and new furniture, layering and layering with every step toward a door at the hall's end that— That was closed. His bedroom door was closed. His bedroom door was *never* closed. Since he’d been living in her house — even in his eighteen years of being a person with a bedroom — he had never once, not a single time, closed that door except to sleep. It was ajar now in his memory a thousand times over — cracked open, air freshener, "for air" — and now it was shut, and something was hanging on it, and time slowed to the consistency of invisible quicksand around him as his feet sank into the carpet and Lana drew him forward through it. A plaque. A wooden name plaque, the kind that looked like it was from a craft fair, or home-made. It was hand-painted in bright nursery colors on a pale cream background and hung dead center on the door at exactly the height a sign would hang if the door belonged to a toddler. Hand-painted baby blocks — red and blue and yellow and mint — spelled out, letter by letter, in fat, bubbly, hand-painted script: **BABY JACOB** Surrounding the letters: rattles, a pacifier with a blue ribbon on it, a baby bottle tilted as if in motion, and of course a smiling cartoon duck. Hand-painted. Charming. The kind of thing a grandmother buys. The kind of thing that wasn’t just for a baby, but *announced* ‘baby’. His pacifier fell still in his mouth. The hallway went distant and swimmy. The smell was everywhere now, inescapable, and beneath the paint — that powdery, manufactured infant sweetness of fresh powder, and fresh sheets, and something plastic and new. Jacob's breath came through his nose in short, shallow pulls. His hand was still in Lana's. His feet had stopped entirely, planted in the plush carpet, and Lana's pull on his arm went gentle but load-bearing, steady as a tide, and her humming had not once wavered. "Ready, sweetheart?" she whispered, and there was nothing rhetorical in it. She turned the knob with a little ceremony, unhurried, savoring it — and pushed the door open. "This is your new room, baby." The door swung wide. Jacob looked. It was not his room. The wall where his bed had been — the wall he'd stared at for years, the ceiling crack he'd memorized, the window he'd gazed out of a thousand mornings — now cradled a crib. A full-size crib. Larger than Tommy's that could fit his adult-length, white and gleaming with new-furniture shine, its slats ending in high, rounded rail-tops, a mobile dangling over the empty mattress — clouds and stars, drifting in the small current from the heating vent. The sheets inside were colorful, printed with cartoon pastel blocks, tucked tight. Stuffed animals were propped along the inside rail — an elephant, a giraffe with a ribbon around its neck, a bear the size of a toddler. The paint smell answered the questions his brain couldn't form: *today.* The walls were baby blue — freshly blue, blue that had been white this morning — and along the top of the wall ran a wallpaper border of cartoon scenes, baby animals with rattles and bottles and pacifiers, marching around the room's upper edge. Decals were scattered across the walls: cartoon bears in diapers, smiling; a bear in a highchair with a proud look; and above the crib, in huge bubbly letters, the largest decal of all: **BABY** The crib stood prominently where his bed had been. The mobile hung over an empty, waiting mattress. His old sheets were gone. His comforter was gone. The star blanket was gone. The baseball clock was gone. Everything was gone, and the room answered his questions for him, and the answer was — *today — all of this was done in one day.* Along the far wall: a changing table. Adult-height, longer than Amanda's, professionally built-in and of similar high-quality as the crib. Its padded vinyl surface gleaming, its shelves stocked with rows upon rows of his diapers — arranged *by print*, lions in one stack, giraffes in another, blocks in a third, pastel rows marching along the shelf in an obscene retail display. The powder. The wipes, stacked in twin packs. The rash cream. The lotion with the lamb on the bottle. Beside the changing table, more bags of diapers, sealed, a whole colorful colony of them — more orders, arriving, arriving, arriving, a supply line that appeared that it would never run dry. And on the other side of the changing table, horrifically, a diaper pail. White, foot-pedal, decorated with stickers — cartoon stars, a smiling duck — and on its front, in big cheerful letters: **JACOB'S DIRTY DIAPERS** The plush rocking recliner sat in the corner where his armchair used to be — oversized, upholstered in a soft cream fabric, built to rock, built to hold a grown woman and a grown baby in her lap. A new white dresser with a mirror stood against the wall, matching the crib's finish exactly, its drawers closed, its surface bare except for a small lamp with a duck base. Blackout curtains with stars hung over the window, half-drawn, printed with a night sky full of cartoon constellations. A toy chest sat at the foot of the crib, its lid propped open an inch, stuffed to the brim — the soft glow of plush spilling from inside. And his desk — His desk was gone. The corner where it had lived for years was bare, freshly painted wall where its shape had been, a pale rectangle ghosted faintly into the new blue. His chair was gone. His laptop — his *laptop*, his only remaining thread to Tyler or any of his other online acquaintances on Discord, the forums, to anything he used to do on his computer — was nowhere. Nowhere at all. *Where's my laptop. Where's my laptop. Where's—* He couldn't say anything. He tried. His mouth worked behind the pacifier, and nothing came out — nothing with words in it, nothing with language in it, nothing that would pass for a sentence a person would say. The room's inventory kept scrolling, kept presenting itself shelf by shelf, and his mind kept grabbing each item and trying to hold it up as evidence of something — of *impossibility*, of *this can't be real*, of *give it back* — and each item kept slipping through his fingers because every single thing in the room was, horrifyingly, *for him.* His legs gave. He sat down hard on the floor, and the floor caught him — soft. *Plush.* A large, plush blue carpet covered the entire room, deep-plied and new, the kind of carpet a nursery has, the kind you set a baby down on, and he pushed down with his fists, feeling its cloudy softness. He couldn't even collapse onto his own floor without it being a nursery floor now. He knelt there, breathing in paint and powder, and the thought arrived with the memory of Tommy's new big-boy room — his oak bed, his desk, his dresser that held Tommy's clothes while his own drawers held — while *his* drawers held— The dresser. He scrambled to it in a frantic, infantile shuffle. On his hands and knees across the plush carpet — the crawling came without thought, the way it came now, natural as breathing — he reached the dresser's front and yanked open the bottom drawer. Diapers. Folded flat, prints up, rows of them. Second drawer: more diapers. Different prints. Same thickness. Third drawer: diapers. Stars this time. His hands were shaking. He gripped the fourth drawer's handle and hauled, and the drawer shot out too far on its runners and tipped, and everything inside avalanched out onto the carpet at once — bottles, translucent and printed with cartoon animals, four of them, five; pacifiers in a plastic case, spare ones, a whole rainbow of shield colors; rattles; teethers; a rubber duck; a set of pastel plastic bowls with suction bottoms; *all of it*, all of it, spilling across the blue pile in a bright, cheerful heap. Lana stood at the doorway, still and patient, watching with utter delight as he folded himself into the new fabric of his reality — too absorbed to notice her at all. She felt the perfect cognac haze and social flutter of having a great time with a good friend. She felt perfect. She loved this feeling. And watching Jacob was as entertaining as being fully engaged in a movie. The best movie. Jacob stared at the heap. His throat worked. His eyes burned. And the only thing — the *only* thing — that came out from behind the pacifier, muffled and small and wrecked, was: "*Why.*" The word hung in the nursery air, tiny against the size of the room's answer. Lana didn't answer it. She crossed the plush carpet, unhurried, and settled into the rocking recliner. The cushion exhaled. The chair rocked once, twice, on its own momentum, and she patted her lap — twice, open-palmed, the gesture he knew better than any gesture in the world now. "Come to Mommy," she said softly. And his body — his traitor of a body, trained across mere days of tapes and bottles and powder and praise — was already moving. He crawled the length of the carpet to her, over scattered pacifiers and around a fallen bottle, and she gathered him up under the arms and drew him onto her lap, settling him against her. His head came to rest against the softness of her chest, and he breathed her in — that vanilla body spray and sandalwood, sweet and warm, and beneath it the faint dark thread of brandy and coffee, the evidence of a celebration he hadn't been invited to except as its subject. "Shhh," she murmured, one hand beginning a slow circuit on his back, the other cradling his head. "Shhh, shhh. I know. I know, baby. It's a lot. It's so much for a little one." He whimpered. The sound came out small and high and wet, *hnnh, nnnh*, against her collar, and she rocked him — slow, deep rocks, the recliner sighing beneath them both. He wanted to tell her he wasn’t a baby. He wished he could mouth the words and make it audible, and that maybe this time, maybe, she would listen. But he just couldn’t. "You want to know why," she said gently, into his hair. "Mommy's going to tell you why. Because my baby deserves to hear it, even if baby doesn't understand all the big words." Her fingers combed through his hair, slow strokes. "Do you know why, Jacob? I ask myself that too. I ask myself *how did we get here so fast?* It was the laziness first. Months of it — the messes, the dishes, the applications you never sent. Then the wetting. Then the silly medical diapers — at the time, those were supposed to be *temporary*, sweetheart, they really were. And then..." She laughed, soft and low, a sound that vibrated through her chest and into his skull. "Then Mommy needed better diapers and we stumbled upon Amazon, and the baby print diapers just — *appeared*. Suggestions. Diapers with giraffes on them, and bottles in your size, and do you know what, baby?” She let the sentence trail into the hum of the room, the way a fisherman lets a line out. "Something *sparked*, Jakey. Mommy looked at those cute baby things and something just — lit up." *He thought: she's not sorry. There's not one sorry in any of this. She's telling me the origin story like it's a bedtime story.* "I wasn't sure at first," Lana went on, her voice dropping into the confessional register, low and warm, the words aimed at the top of his head. "Mommy was *very* unsure. I told myself it was a lesson. I told myself two weeks and you'd be doing your own laundry like a grown man." Her hand kept its slow circuit between his shoulder blades. "But then you kept — *escalating*, sweetheart. The fussing. The wetting when you were nervous. The way you took the bottle without even being asked twice. All that infantile behavior, baby. Infantile behavior requires infantile treatment. That's just sense." The rocking chair creaked its slow rhythm beneath them. Outside, the late-September light was going amber-to-copper through an opening between the star-print curtains. "And then," Lana said, and Jacob heard the smile arrive in her voice before he saw it, "Amanda. Oh, our Amanda." *No. Not Amanda. Everything comes back to Amanda.* "She was the one who convinced me, you know. Her inspector’s nose, you smelling like baby powder and her suspicions being confirmed seeing you on your bed, looking bashful.” Lana told him, almost as if it was his fault she discovered he was back in diapers. “We knew you were awake and talked quietly after she saw you, more wine of course, and she said — Lana, honey, some boys just *are* babies, and the best thing you can do is stop pretending otherwise. And she was *right*." Her fingers stilled in his hair, and she tilted his chin up gently with one knuckle so his wet, red-rimmed eyes had to meet hers. "She was right, wasn't she? Look at you. Look where you are. On Mommy’s lap. In a diaper. Sucking on your pacifier." He couldn't hold her gaze. It dropped to her collar, to the fading amber light on the wall behind her, to the fat **BABY** decal floating above the crib like a verdict. "But Mommy's going to tell you the real secret," Lana whispered, and her voice went softer still, sweeter, the honey thickest right before the spoonful goes down. "It isn't just best for *you*, baby. It's best for *Mommy*." She rocked deeper, curling around him, and he felt her breath in his hair. "I get to be a Mommy again. A real Mommy, with a real baby who needs his diapees changed and his baba warmed and his naptime enforced. I missed it, Jakey. I met your Dad when you were older and never had the chance. I longed for it more than I ever let myself say out loud. And now I have a sweet, whiny, squirmy little baby to look after *every single day*." Her laugh was barely a sound at all — a warm huff against his scalp. "And Amanda. *Amanda.* Oh, sweetheart, Mommy hasn't had a friend like her in years. We stay up past midnight texting. We planned this together. We planned this *whole room* together — every detail and decal, every drawer. She's coming over Tuesday when your cream arrives. Mommy can’t even tell you — it's all just been so much *fun*." *Fun. This whole thing — the crib, the plaque, the monitor, the drawers of diapers — fun.* The whimper came out of him in a long, thin thread, *hnnnnnh*, and he hated it and couldn't stop it, and the terrible thing — the thing underneath all the other terrible things — was the warmth. The chair was soft. Her arm wrapped around him tight, pressing his face to her chest. His mind went back to the overwhelming scents and tried not to feel such disdain for it. Powder and new paint and her vanilla and the brandy on her breath, feeling her calming inhales and exhales. Somewhere beneath the mortification a current was pulling, slow and golden, the old familiar honey-space lapping at the edges of him, and he was so *tired*, and his body was so done deciding things… The warmth spread before he registered deciding anything at all. The heat pooled into the front of his diaper in a slow, easy flood — *hsssss* — his bladder simply letting go the way a held breath lets go, no clench, no fight, no permission asked or refused. The padding drank it in, swelling warm and heavy between his legs, and Jacob went very still against Lana's chest, and only then did he feel it — her hand. Her palm had been resting flat against the front of his diaper this whole time, and now it felt the warmth bloom under her fingers, felt the padding plump and grow heavy beneath it. "Ohhh," Lana breathed, and there was no surprise in it at all. Only satisfaction, deep and slow, like a cat settling into a sunbeam. Her fingers gave the swollen front a gentle squeeze — one, two, three — testing the fresh weight of it, and each squeeze pressed the warm padding up against him and drew a shuddering little, embarrassingly pleasurable, *nnh* out of his throat. "There it is. There's my baby. Didn't even fuss. Didn't even try. Just let go right in Mommy's arms like it's the most natural thing in the whole world." She rocked him, squeeze by squeeze, her lips against his ear. "Because it *is*, sweetheart. It is the most natural thing in the world. It's the most natural thing in *your* world now." His eyes were closing. He couldn't hold them open. The mobile turned somewhere above the crib, clouds and stars, and the monitor's green light pulsed in the hallway like a heartbeat in the walls, and the last light of summer went down behind the blackout stars. The honey-space had encapsulated him once more. It felt familiar, safe, but not quite like a warm blanket that he was escaping in to, but that he felt he was trapped in. Not a blanket. Walls. Bars. Crib bars. He was a baby. Lana held the warm, wet weight of him and squeezed the diaper once more, slow and proprietary, and whispered into his hair: "My little diaper baby,” she cooed, “You're going to be Mommy's little baby for a long, long time." Her hand stayed where it was, palm flat over the cooling warmth, keeping it there, keeping *him*, while the rocker creaked its slow rhythm and Jacob's eyes drifted shut. Lana leaned back, smiled, and closed her eyes. “Mommy’s baby.”

I hate Paige    I hate Paige with my whole fucking heart    Anyone who is hating on Noelle should know that Noelle is just as much of a victim as Alyssa in this.   "Noelle should have confirmed Alyssa's identity" she did. She asked the nearest family member who lied to her. Any crime committed against Alyssa is all Paige's fault.   There were so many opportunities for Alyssa to confirm her identity and Paige methodically took care of Every.Single.One of them.   Paige and company went as far as breaking into Noelle's devices to route any calls to their number and had a voice actress have "Miley's parents" confirm all lies.   Noelle has a contract. She is abiding by that contract. It's Paige and her friends who built a whole ass simulation around Noelle and had her practically commit warcrimes (Extracting a confession under torture, for example) under the reasonable belief she is in the right...   I hate to say it, I hate the thought, but Alyssa's only hope if she doesn't come across a police officer and shouts for help at the top of her lungs... Is to force herself into an incident severe enough to warrant the involvement of official authorities that would require Paige to provide "Miley's" documentation... Such as a hospital... In which case Paige, short of document forgery and hacking into a government database, would be practically fucked  

Camilla gazed at Madison, who looked truly happy despite the wet morning, and said, "Well, my little one, I’ve spoken with Mommy Ana about everything. You’ve now been promoted to 'teenager'—you’ll have more responsibilities and choices, and you’ll still get to be spoiled by both of us. Becca will help you with this new routine." Madison was delighted, and when Camilla offered to feed her, Madison replied, "Yes, please, Mommy."