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    • I've been wearing them full-time for years. My other half can hear me approaching the bedroom if I'm just in nappy and plastic pants, but for me it's no big deal with street clothes on top. Occasionally I have to be a bit wary face to face with someone in the summer months, if it's very quiet, but that's just second nature to me now. Yes, they're a bit noisier than PVC, but they're more comfortable and last much longer. I'll have them if you don't want them...
    • I also enjoy the occasional pants wetting ‘accident’. Often when in the garden watering plants or washing the car when the wet spot can be explained away by a mishap with the hose. I much prefer wetting my nappies but it does feel very ‘little’ wetting my pants and clothes.
    • It seems lately that I’ve been churning 2026 “Gary” high waist plastic (PVC) pants faster than the former Soviet Union burned through their 1986 cohort of Chernobyl firefighters. Perhaps this is yet another example of “enshittification”: the process whereby formerly good products cope with endless fiscal haircuts to their manufacturing costs by yielding up quality, quantity, longevity or sometimes all three.  It seemed to me that only last week a pair of these would last for years.  Nowadays last week’s pair is well, last week. The failure mode is always the same.  The plastic hardens and splits somewhere around the encased leg elastics.  Apart from being uncomfortable (the split edges of vinyl slightly abrade the skin they rest against), this creates an elevated minor leak risk.  Pee hitting the leggings of my plastic pants (it happens) can soak through.  Whilst not exactly a Möhne Dam level event, the resultant small yellow marks to be observed on our polyester mattress protector at sheet changing time displease my beloved. Visiting my nappy dealer late last week I bemoaned the ephemeral nature of their duty these days whilst he rummaged about looking for a fresh pair that wasn’t pink. “Euroflex?” he suggested, proffering a capacious pair of pants that looked like an elastic-equipped polythene bag. “Aren’t they noisy?” I replied. “They’re not TOO bad and they last very well by all reports”. Yeah ok.  I mean how bad could they be? It turns our VERY bad. That night I showered before laying myself down upon a fluffy, kite-folded terry nappy and reaching for the pins.  Suitably encased, I reached for my new “Euroflex” waterproof pants and pulled them on. They seemed VERY crinkly. I pulled on some shape-wear pants over my nappy to keep things snug.  These stretchy/huggy over-pants also have the effect of quietening down unruly plastic pants. Not these ones though. OMG the noise.  I could clearly hear myself crunch-crunching around as I looked for some tracksuit pants to disguise my somewhat bulky under-gear. The additional acoustic dampening of my thin polyester tracky-daks was, as expected, minimal: like placing a potted fern in front of a squawking parrot. Dressed for an evening and night of pants-peeing I waddled for the door.  Folded and pinned terry nappies aren’t great for gymnastic flexibility at the best of times and that’s before I’m trying to limit my legs moving in order to maintain some semblance of sonic discretion.  Despite effecting my best walk-like-a-robot gait in an effort to moderate the flex in that Euroflex it sounded like I was wearing a chip (crisp) packet for underwear connected to a megaphone: CRUNCH, CRUNCH, CRUNCH. I’m well versed to our personal hyper-sensitivity to nappy noises and can generally disregard them but this really was obvious.  My beloved’s face remained a study in neutrality as she stared doggedly at the TV.  At least she didn’t turn it up. As I lowered myself down into my comfy chair my nappy played an oh-so-slightly muted version of the noise of an anesthetised donkey being lowered into a dumpster filled with cellophane. Picking up an adjacent mobile compute device I consulted my nappy dealer’s website and read the blurb on my new noisy pants. “Euroflex has the softness and feel of a latex condom and has a kind of rattle rather than a crinkle and is made from medical grade soft polyurethane and is known to outlast standard PVC material.” As an aside, this is a great example of a runaway sentence: the author has used far too many instances of the conjunction “and” in an attempt to grammatically glue together far too many disparate points. But back on track, let me draw your attention to the real crime of this sentence:  “has a kind of rattle rather than a crinkle”. Firstly, I don’t think that’s true.  In fact, I think it's complete bollocks.  If they were constructed as an aluminium pot containing a hand full of cashew nuts they would rattle.  These crinkle: a rapid staccato dry popping noise caused by friction and buckling of the pants material caused by me having anything greater than corpse-levels of physical movement.  Secondly, it’s irrelevant.  I don’t really care if it’s a rattle or a crinkle like I don’t care about the colour of the baseball bat that is beating me.   It’s the fact that they are noisy at all that I object to.  The simple fact is that it’s bad enough that I choose to wear nappies and having those nappies acoustically announce themselves loudly to bystanders every time I move is not helpful. I’ve taken to turning the TV up in the evening on my cloth nappy nights whilst hoping that a few wash cycles and the tincture of time will quieten these plastic pants down a little. And now I'm off to find a suitably sober pull-up nappy to wear to tomorrow's hot date with an angiogram assuming I'm not assaulted by common sense on the way to my nappy stash...
    • Do you use plastic pants over your cloth baby diaper? I wear 48” terry squares with an extra one folded lengthways 4 times to provide a soaker pad. I like your idea of drying out and reusing to get that amazing aroma….
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