whisko Posted October 30, 2014 Share Posted October 30, 2014 ... if you feel that you need an excuse, that is :-P i would say "i have a problem with my bladder." it's not a lie! my reliable, predictable, and pain-free bladder is of annoyingly high capacity and releases only when i tell it to! unless i wait way too long, in which case it ceases to remain pain-free, so i figure that's typical. all of which means: (1) i have never been in a situation where i honestly need diapers. i've been drunk and on sleeping pills and on muscle relaxers (no, not at the same time!) and haven't experienced any accidents. and (2) when my body informs me that i need to pee, a standard diaper is insufficient. if i just simply release and ignore what i'm doing and just let it happen (which is one of the best feelings ever) the amount and speed of such will overwhelm my diaper and it's leak city. so, i don't have a "bladder problem". my bladder works great. my problem with my bladder is that sometimes, when i'm wearing a diaper, it works too dang well. :-) do you have an excuse too? Link to comment
njdean Posted October 30, 2014 Share Posted October 30, 2014 Side affect of prostate surgery. Link to comment
Bettypooh Posted October 31, 2014 Share Posted October 31, 2014 "I need to wear them." Link to comment
Baby Brian Posted October 31, 2014 Share Posted October 31, 2014 I'm urge incontinent and have a neurogenic bladder obstruction which makes the urges worse. Link to comment
warpiper Posted October 31, 2014 Share Posted October 31, 2014 Another good thing to say is "that is a really inappropriate question, and it's really none of your business." 2 Link to comment
DLdapper Posted October 31, 2014 Share Posted October 31, 2014 I do not need an excuse, It's my choice to wear and that's what I go by. But it usually never gets to that point because I say it's none of their business, and 99% of the time it really isn't, Link to comment
square_duck Posted October 31, 2014 Share Posted October 31, 2014 "I ran out of clean underwear" might come in useful sometime as well Link to comment
Bettypooh Posted October 31, 2014 Share Posted October 31, 2014 Or "I ran out of clean undeerwear so I borrowed some of yours" Link to comment
rusty pins Posted October 31, 2014 Share Posted October 31, 2014 If they pry and are rude enough to say, "Your wearing diapers! Link to comment
blitz1027 Posted October 31, 2014 Share Posted October 31, 2014 Another good thing to say is "that is a really inappropriate question, and it's really none of your business." Good one. That's what my response would be Link to comment
Baby Brian Posted October 31, 2014 Share Posted October 31, 2014 Ooh, One other time a while back I was asked if I was wearing a diaper, I replied by instead asking them if my underwear preference is going to be up for discussion I'd first like to know what kind you're wearing. That person replied it was none of my business, to which I replied exactly. 2 Link to comment
d_drew12 Posted October 31, 2014 Share Posted October 31, 2014 If someone said "why are you wearing" my response would be "why do you think?". It takes a lot for a person to confront someone, especially if it's a stranger, about a condition. I mean, how many people go up to someone with scarring, burn marks, missing limbs or deformities and ask, "what happened?". Anyway, it feel the shorter the story, whatever you dream up true or untrue, is better. So many ways to answer the question though if ever asked. Link to comment
h200420012 Posted November 1, 2014 Share Posted November 1, 2014 I'm almost always wearing a camo ballcap or hunting related shirt. Link to comment
Bettypooh Posted November 1, 2014 Share Posted November 1, 2014 If someone were to press me, I'd press back with a finger poking them in their chest saying that if they can't keep their nose out of my personal business, my fist can push it back there for them Thankfully I can avoid people who are that stupid and/or crass most of the time- and that's by plan, not chance Link to comment
sunwutian Posted November 2, 2014 Share Posted November 2, 2014 "None of your business" really only works on people you don't know. I'd probably say I had spina bifida if asked. Nice and simple. Something you'd have all your life, so it's not likely you'd have a recent doctor's diagnosis of it if asked by an employer. Link to comment
Jennynappy Posted November 2, 2014 Share Posted November 2, 2014 If it's a stranger, say you are incontinent. Link to comment
stevewet Posted November 25, 2014 Share Posted November 25, 2014 If it's a stranger, say you are incontinent. Link to comment
Baby Brian Posted November 25, 2014 Share Posted November 25, 2014 Yeah, no need to lie. That can only come back at you and cause trouble later. Best to just keep it vague and leave it as that. Link to comment
anned Posted November 26, 2014 Share Posted November 26, 2014 I get enough problems with the idiots that ask why i am on disablity. and say i look fine and must be faking it to scam the government. Link to comment
Baby Brian Posted November 26, 2014 Share Posted November 26, 2014 I get enough problems with the idiots that ask why i am on disablity. and say i look fine and must be faking it to scam the government. Link to comment
rusty pins Posted November 26, 2014 Share Posted November 26, 2014 I wouldn't hassle any handicapt person for parking in a handicapt spot, especially when they have a permit to do so, either licence plate or placard. Link to comment
Kaito Posted December 11, 2014 Share Posted December 11, 2014 I've never considered wearing outside the house, but I'd use something like, "It's for an advanced sociology course studying the psychological effects of public wearing on incontinent people." Link to comment
redneck diaper boy Posted December 29, 2014 Share Posted December 29, 2014 Under ADA, it is illegal to harass a disabled person. Nobody will bother you. Link to comment
Rachel Emily Posted December 29, 2014 Share Posted December 29, 2014 I get enough problems with the idiots that ask why i am on disablity. and say i look fine and must be faking it to scam the government. Link to comment
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