BabyJune Posted October 2, 2020 Share Posted October 2, 2020 It was so cold outside the other day that I saw a group of lawyers with their hands in their OWN pockets. 1 Link to comment
ValentinesStuff Posted October 8, 2020 Share Posted October 8, 2020 I found my neighbor swinging a can of veggies around his head on a string. When I asked what he was doing, he said he was working on Whirled Peas! Link to comment
Firefly 35 Posted October 8, 2020 Share Posted October 8, 2020 5 hours ago, ValentinesStuff said: I found my neighbor swinging a can of veggies around his head on a string. When I asked what he was doing, he said he was working on Whirled Peas! At least he wasn't making whipped cream! Link to comment
ValentinesStuff Posted October 8, 2020 Share Posted October 8, 2020 6 hours ago, Firefly 35 said: At least he wasn't making whipped cream! I don't think he's into BDSM. Link to comment
square_duck Posted October 19, 2020 Share Posted October 19, 2020 My friend entered a Pun contest. He entered ten of them, figuring at least one of them would win, but no pun in ten did. ? 1 Link to comment
22k5 Posted November 15, 2020 Share Posted November 15, 2020 As a farmer, I hear lots of jokes about sheep. I’d tell them to my dog but he’s herd them all. I used to be a banke. But I lost interest Why are Irish bankers so successful? Because their capital's always Dublin. Link to comment
Little BabyDoll Christine Posted November 27, 2020 Share Posted November 27, 2020 I was always told "Act your age" so I went and got a quadruple bypass. I hope they're satisfied! Link to comment
IndianaJ35 Posted December 7, 2020 Share Posted December 7, 2020 Q: What do you call a man who wears disposable diapers? A: Russell Link to comment
astrodiaper Posted December 7, 2020 Share Posted December 7, 2020 (edited) 21 minutes ago, IndianaJ35 said: Q: What do you call a man who wears disposable diapers? A: Russell Is it wrong that as I read the answer, I start thinking of the song “A Lap Dance Is Better When So Much Better When The Stripper Is Crying” by Bloodhound Gang? Edited December 7, 2020 by astrodiaper Clarity 1 Link to comment
IndianaJ35 Posted December 8, 2020 Share Posted December 8, 2020 On 12/7/2020 at 12:39 PM, astrodiaper said: Is it wrong that as I read the answer, I start thinking of the song “A Lap Dance Is Better When So Much Better When The Stripper Is Crying” by Bloodhound Gang? Thanks for responding! Ummm...not sure, right or wrong. ;) To be honest, I'd heard of that song, but never listened to it...very funny! (I was something of a pop/Top 40 zombie when "Bad Touch" came out, so I knew that one, but that was about it.) Link to comment
square_duck Posted December 9, 2020 Share Posted December 9, 2020 What do you call a prostitute dressed for Christmas??? Ho for the Holidays...? 1 Link to comment
Crinklz Kat Posted December 10, 2020 Share Posted December 10, 2020 18 hours ago, square_duck said: What do you call a prostitute dressed for Christmas??? Ho for the Holidays...? Reminds me of this Robot Chicken sketch: (just the first part) Link to comment
rusty pins Posted December 28, 2020 Share Posted December 28, 2020 Did you hear about the AB who was evicted from his apartment because he spent all his money on adult diapers and couldn't afford his rent? He was in A Rearz! 1 1 Link to comment
Little BabyDoll Christine Posted December 28, 2020 Share Posted December 28, 2020 That happned on the other side of Boston, in Nantasket or somewhere on the North Shore Link to comment
Apache Raccoon Posted December 28, 2020 Share Posted December 28, 2020 Did you know that Stephen King has a son name Joe? I'm not joking, but he is Link to comment
BabyJune Posted December 29, 2020 Share Posted December 29, 2020 14 hours ago, Apache Raccoon said: Did you know that Stephen King has a son name Joe? I'm not joking, but he is I would have named the kid Fuh. Link to comment
ValentinesStuff Posted December 29, 2020 Share Posted December 29, 2020 14 hours ago, Apache Raccoon said: Did you know that Stephen King has a son name Joe? I'm not joking, but he is He has a dog named Bar. 1 Link to comment
rusty pins Posted December 29, 2020 Share Posted December 29, 2020 On 12/28/2020 at 4:40 PM, rusty pins said: Did you hear about the AB who was evicted from his apartment because he spent all his money on adult diapers and couldn't afford his rent? He was in A Rearz! Ok, for those who just don't get it, when you are behind on your payments, you are in what they call Arrears. Check out this link for the definition. https://www.dictionary.com/browse/arrears The diapers the guy spent all his money on were Rearz. Hence, he was wearing the Rearz diapers he bought, so he was in "A Rearz"! Geez! I can't believe some people didn't get the joke! 1 Link to comment
~Brian~ Posted December 29, 2020 Share Posted December 29, 2020 23 minutes ago, rusty pins said: Ok, for those who just don't get it, when you are behind on your payments, you are in what they call Arrears. Check out this link for the definition. https://www.dictionary.com/browse/arrears The diapers the guy spent all his money on were Rearz. Hence, he was wearing the Rearz diapers he bought, so he was in "A Rearz"! Geez! I can't believe some people didn't get the joke! @rusty pins Good One heheheheheheheehehehehehehehehe HAHAHAHAAHAHHAAA I GET IT Brian Link to comment
dyperbole Posted December 30, 2020 Share Posted December 30, 2020 10 hours ago, BabyJune said: I would have named the kid Fuh. It's always tough when you are dealing with a New Englander when they say certain words, thanks to their accent. A few years ago I was with a friend from Boston and we went to a cafeteria for lunch. He grabbed his plate but forgot his silverware. He asked me if I could get him a "Fawkin' Spoon". It took me a minute to determine if he really, really wanted a spoon, or if he wanted both a fork and a spoon. 1 Link to comment
Crinklz Kat Posted December 30, 2020 Share Posted December 30, 2020 And speaking of New England accents..... 2 Link to comment
Little BabyDoll Christine Posted December 30, 2020 Share Posted December 30, 2020 6 hours ago, Crinklz Kat said: And speaking of New England accents..... I'm flippin' you the biwd while I drink a bottle of tawnic after I finished a coffee cab here in Hoyoke. With all that liquid in my, I will soonwet my dypa. Then I can go play some hawkey Link to comment
square_duck Posted December 31, 2020 Share Posted December 31, 2020 On 12/29/2020 at 3:08 PM, rusty pins said: Ok, for those who just don't get it, when you are behind on your payments, you are in what they call Arrears. Check out this link for the definition. https://www.dictionary.com/browse/arrears The diapers the guy spent all his money on were Rearz. Hence, he was wearing the Rearz diapers he bought, so he was in "A Rearz"! Geez! I can't believe some people didn't get the joke! I got when it was first posted np.... Sorry some didn't get it...? Link to comment
rusty pins Posted January 1, 2021 Share Posted January 1, 2021 On 12/30/2020 at 11:56 PM, square_duck said: I got when it was first posted np.... Sorry some didn't get it...? On 12/28/2020 at 4:40 PM, rusty pins said: Did you hear about the AB who was evicted from his apartment because he spent all his money on adult diapers and couldn't afford his rent? He was in A Rearz! On 12/29/2020 at 6:08 PM, rusty pins said: Ok, for those who just don't get it, when you are behind on your payments, you are in what they call Arrears. Check out this link for the definition. https://www.dictionary.com/browse/arrears The diapers the guy spent all his money on were Rearz. Hence, he was wearing the Rearz diapers he bought, so he was in "A Rearz"! Geez! I can't believe some people didn't get the joke! Apparently it confused at least one person.... Link to comment
square_duck Posted January 2, 2021 Share Posted January 2, 2021 19 hours ago, rusty pins said: Apparently it confused at least one person.... Which is sad I guess... ? Link to comment
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