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When the ABDL was sentenced to 15 years in prison, why did he bring a rubber sheet?

Because it would be quite a stretch

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On being asked if he had a criminal record, Sam pointed to his Fun Loving Criminals collection

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18 hours ago, dlsafrica said:

On being asked if he had a criminal record, Sam pointed to his Fun Loving Criminals collection

LOL

 

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What part of Popeye never rusts?  The part he puts in Olive Oil!

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This sign at work gave me the perfect materiel for a bad joke

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It's a shame because I'd love to have sex with Sorry :D

 

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Street vendors can make people feel like stickers --- ripped off

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eBay is so useless. I tried to look up lighters and all they had was 13,749 matches

 

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20 hours ago, Alvin Seville said:

eBay is so useless. I tried to look up lighters and all they had was 13,749 matches

 

Funny. And on that note...

A man walks into the cigar shop with a broken Zippo. There is a Black man behind the counter who asks, "May I help you, sir?" "Yes," the man says, showing him the broken Zippo. "Do you have any lighter parts?" The man behind the counter replies, "Nope. I'm the same color all over."

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When Eskimos bury their dead, they sing "Freeze a jolly good fellow".

 

Nota lota people know that!

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