rusty pins Posted March 26, 2018 Share Posted March 26, 2018 Some of Vincent van Gogh's more unusual relatives: His dizzy Grandmother –Verti Gogh The brother who ate prunes – Gotta Gogh His nephew who worked at a convenience store – Stop n Gogh A sister who loved disco – Go Gogh An aunt who traveled in a recreational vehicle – Winnie Bay Gogh The cousin from Illinois – Chica Gogh His Mexican cousin – A mee Gogh The constipated uncle – Can’t Gogh The little bouncing nephew – Poe Gogh 1 Link to comment
Little BabyDoll Christine Posted March 26, 2018 Share Posted March 26, 2018 My horse ate my bedding. I got him to puke up the pillow and blankets but I had to beat the sheet out of him 1 2 Link to comment
Firefly 35 Posted March 27, 2018 Share Posted March 27, 2018 How do you make sure your abdl activities remain private? Always keep your diapers on the DL! Link to comment
Stroller Posted March 28, 2018 Share Posted March 28, 2018 Did you hear about the adult baby who got so excited he didn't know whether he was coming or going? 1 Link to comment
rusty pins Posted April 3, 2018 Share Posted April 3, 2018 A fellow dies and since he didn't live a very wholesome life, he's sent down to Hell. The Devil shows him 3 doors and says he can have his choice of which one will be his eternal punnishment. The first door opens and everyone is standing on their head in a boiling hot room. The second door opens and everyone is standing on their heads but it's freezing ice cold! The thrid door opens and everyone is standing normally, drinking coffee and eating doughnuts and chatting, although they are standing knee deep in feces. The guy tells the Devil, "I'll take door number 3" He's ushered in and starts to wander to the coffee machine when a big Devil comes in and says, "Ok! Breaks over! Back to standing on your heads!" Link to comment
Little BabyDoll Christine Posted April 4, 2018 Share Posted April 4, 2018 HOW TO BE A GREAT CHEERLEADER by Tara Raboumdier Link to comment
Firefly 35 Posted April 5, 2018 Share Posted April 5, 2018 RUSTY BEDSPRINGS by Ipee Nightly 50 Yards to the Outhouse by Willy Makit and illustrated by Betty Dont How to put an AB to sleep by Nurse Seree Rhymes Where to find the best arcade by Dave Enbusters Link to comment
Nyte Kitsune Posted April 5, 2018 Share Posted April 5, 2018 OK, this ones really bad, but I got a laugh out of it, apologies to all blondes. What's the difference between a blonde and a bowling ball? A: You can get more than 3 fingers into the blonde. Link to comment
rusty pins Posted April 5, 2018 Share Posted April 5, 2018 Since we are starting with blond jokes, here's one. A trucker spots a blond hitch hiking so stops to pick her up. She gets in the cab and they are riding along when his CB radio goes off with "Breaker Breaker". "What's that?" asked the blond. "That's my CB radio", replies the trucker. "I can talk to people all over the place through this radio". "Gee", says the blond. "I haven't talked to my mother in a long time. Can I talk to her with your radio?" "I think we can work something out" says the horny truck driver. He unzips his pants and pulls out his penis and points to it. The blond smiles knowingly at him, goes down, grabs his penis, opens her mouth and says, "Hello, Mom?" Link to comment
BabyJune Posted April 5, 2018 Share Posted April 5, 2018 1 hour ago, rusty pins said: Since we are starting with blond jokes, here's one. A trucker spots a blond hitch hiking so stops to pick her up. She gets in the cab and they are riding along when his CB radio goes off with "Breaker Breaker". "What's that?" asked the blond. "That's my CB radio", replies the trucker. "I can talk to people all over the place through this radio". "Gee", says the blond. "I haven't talked to my mother in a long time. Can I talk to her with your radio?" "I think we can work something out" says the horny truck driver. He unzips his pants and pulls out his penis and points to it. The blond smiles knowingly at him, goes down, grabs his penis, opens her mouth and says, "Hello, Mom?" On that note, a secretary walks into her boss' office and asks him, "Can I use your Dictaphone?" He looked at her and replied gruffly, "No. Use the telephone like everyone else." (For those of you who don't know what a Dictaphone is, look it up). Link to comment
Little BabyDoll Christine Posted April 27, 2018 Share Posted April 27, 2018 When I was 9 years old, I started dressing like a nun. My parents though this a bit much and took me to a threapost who said that it was all right as long as it did not become a habit Link to comment
Wannatripbaby Posted April 27, 2018 Share Posted April 27, 2018 "Lips that touch liquor shall never touch mine." "Your lips?" "No, my liquor." Link to comment
Little Johnny Posted April 28, 2018 Share Posted April 28, 2018 I haven't read all the jokes yet; hope this one wasn't mentioned already lol. Knock knock Who's there? Europe. Europe who? No YOU'RE a poo! 1 Link to comment
Apache Raccoon Posted May 8, 2018 Share Posted May 8, 2018 Why was the gun unemployed? Because it got fired GET IT? FIRED? 1 Link to comment
BabyJune Posted May 10, 2018 Share Posted May 10, 2018 Why is it called INcontinence? The problem is keeping it IN. Link to comment
Little BabyDoll Christine Posted July 5, 2018 Share Posted July 5, 2018 If I made a verbal misstep that revealed something significant, would it be a Freudian crinoline? Or a Freudian babydoll? Link to comment
Warmwetandcozy Posted July 5, 2018 Share Posted July 5, 2018 I had this german girl friend who liked to rate sex on a scale of 1-10 until one night I didn't use lube she screamed NIEN NIEN NIEN I thought that was the best score I ever got until the police told me NEIN means no Link to comment
Little BabyDoll Christine Posted July 5, 2018 Share Posted July 5, 2018 On 1/15/2018 at 4:56 PM, ELLIE52 said: OMG is Latin being revitalized in the public schools? Probablius-a-um Link to comment
horrorfan Posted July 5, 2018 Share Posted July 5, 2018 A man finds a cheap hooker and gets crabs. When he complained, she apologized and told him that five dollars isn't enough to get lobster. Link to comment
Firefly 35 Posted July 6, 2018 Share Posted July 6, 2018 I bought a cheap vaccuum cleaner, but it sucks. Link to comment
Little BabyDoll Christine Posted July 6, 2018 Share Posted July 6, 2018 An example of "tow nations separated by a common lanaguage" My wife divorced me; she said I lacked spunk Link to comment
horrorfan Posted July 6, 2018 Share Posted July 6, 2018 Confucius say: Forget about the past, you can't change it; Forget about the future, you can't predict it; Forget about the present, I did not bring you one. Link to comment
BabyJune Posted July 6, 2018 Share Posted July 6, 2018 Benny Hill on marriage: Men and women look at their wedding day quite differently. A man walks into the church. He walks down the aisle, sees the altar and sings the hymn. A woman walks into the church and thinks, "I'll altar him." Link to comment
Little BabyDoll Christine Posted July 7, 2018 Share Posted July 7, 2018 When asked if anything made her blush, Betty Bedhopper said "No; obscene it all" Link to comment
BabyJune Posted July 7, 2018 Share Posted July 7, 2018 I wanted to get a Corvette for my brother...but no one would take him in trade for one. 1 Link to comment
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