BBoy Posted March 25, 2013 Share Posted March 25, 2013 Call friends to find out how many hallucinogens they had slipped me last night and when they will wear off. Link to comment
ForbiddenFruit Posted March 25, 2013 Share Posted March 25, 2013 Delve into an in-depth comparison of fingering one's vagina versus fingering one's back passage to figure out if I've been cheated. Link to comment
Zekent Posted March 25, 2013 Share Posted March 25, 2013 Sadly to say probably just masturbate to see what it feels like.. then try really hard to grow a beard. 2 Link to comment
Guest Baby Rina Posted March 25, 2013 Share Posted March 25, 2013 As someone in transition from one to the other ... would waking up as the opposite sex have me transitioning the other way? Link to comment
Diapered Jason Posted March 25, 2013 Share Posted March 25, 2013 ...then try really hard to grow a beard. Link to comment
mahleedl Posted March 25, 2013 Share Posted March 25, 2013 As soon as I got over the initial shock, I'd definitely spend some time exploring myself, lol. Link to comment
Codymoogle Posted March 25, 2013 Share Posted March 25, 2013 As someone in transition from one to the other ... would waking up as the opposite sex have me transitioning the other way? Link to comment
BabyLock Posted March 25, 2013 Share Posted March 25, 2013 May have a great deal to do with if I awoke as a dumb blonde; smart ass brunett or a sexy foxy Irish red hair dancer taking River Dance to the next level ! A wicked wild imagination - oops - that was a comet going by wasn't it ? And that flash of digital matrix lighting what was that ? Why is everything so soft and different and and and and what have we (I mean I) here - this is going to require a whole lot of explaining - and a bad dream it is NOT ! The ancient ones used to write about having a blue moon - 2 popes - and a multitude of blazing comets whirling around causing sexual mayhem (aka changes) ! Maybe the worse case senario of the "Sourcers Apprentice" fooling around with the dials and gadgets behind the curtin of the Wizard of OZ. Now stop that ! Don't monkey around with those things ! I don't want to change back (not just right now) ! No ooooo Link to comment
Bettypooh Posted March 25, 2013 Share Posted March 25, 2013 One word: Celebrate (this of course means losing the remnants of my maleness ) 1 Link to comment
Lanthey Posted March 25, 2013 Share Posted March 25, 2013 Cry, sulk, cry some more, go back to sleep and hope it goes away.... XD Maybe get someone to kick me in the balls to see what all the fuss is about. Link to comment
Guest *~Andi~* Posted March 25, 2013 Share Posted March 25, 2013 use it as a pogo stick. Link to comment
diaprbayb Posted March 29, 2013 Share Posted March 29, 2013 As someone in transition from one to the other ... would waking up as the opposite sex have me transitioning the other way? worse yet, you complete transition and then poof , you're right back where you started. Link to comment
DiaperedNerd Posted April 13, 2013 Share Posted April 13, 2013 The first thing I would do is get to know the female body. . . so masturbate. Then I would embrace it for a while, do girly things and what not. Eventually, I would become gender flexible and just be whatever gender I feel like. Link to comment
blackdecker Posted April 25, 2013 Share Posted April 25, 2013 I would finger myself first and then go out and try to have some big guy do me all night! 1 Link to comment
lunatyke Posted April 26, 2013 Share Posted April 26, 2013 I would take many blurry-close up shots of my diapered crotch, lose all grammar ability, then PM the pants off anything with a female name in the DD chat. Seems to be the trend these days. Link to comment
square_duck Posted April 26, 2013 Share Posted April 26, 2013 I might take a whole different liking to bananas and cucumbers Link to comment
freswith Posted April 26, 2013 Share Posted April 26, 2013 Frogs can actually do this. Link to comment
willnotwill Posted April 26, 2013 Share Posted April 26, 2013 I'd have to buy some different clothes. Link to comment
Dubious Posted April 27, 2013 Share Posted April 27, 2013 Like everyone else, explore myself Link to comment
Pudding Posted May 17, 2013 Share Posted May 17, 2013 If I woke up as a boy, I'd probably see my doctor to get started on my transition... again XD 1 Link to comment
babykeiff Posted May 17, 2013 Share Posted May 17, 2013 Reading this, it seems to me that a lot of members think that the grass IS greener on the other side.... 1 Link to comment
Dirty Diaper/Maxipad Lover Posted May 17, 2013 Share Posted May 17, 2013 After I stopped freaking out that I'd randomly changed with no explanation, and that nature basically went insane overnight? I'm reminded of the "Two and a Half Men" episode with the ghost of Charlie Harper where he's forced to live in hell as a woman and says something like "jokes on the devil, a vagina is still a vagina." I'd probably play with my new breasts and vagina "exploring" my new body for awhile. I'd also see if I could use my fingers on myself as well as I've used them on my girlfriend. After that, I'd invite my girlfriend over and see how long it would take to convince her that I'm still me, and to still have sex with me. When we finished, I'd remind her that she'd just had her first lesbian experience, complain that she "would never do another girl when I was a guy," and see if she'd run screaming from the room at the realization that her sexual orientation had just changed. (Nothing too cruel--just a little harmless fun mind you.) After the fun of using my new body to get away with things I could never do as a male wore off I'd probably just go back to living a normal life. Link to comment
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