Things You Hate About Porn

[pigpen]

Not a big porn fan. Mostly I just like pictures and films of women looking cute and/or sexy (Clothes, no clothes, diapers, no diapers, whatever. I see a pic or vid I like and I save it for "future reference"), and doing things I like to watch.

Number one, dudes. I do not like watching anything with dudes in it. At all. The idea of another schlong all up in there messes with my fantasy, for lo in that realm there is One Dick to rule them all.

Number two, close-ups suitable for a gynecological text. Yeah, I like seeing a lady's naughty bits, even some leg spread, but the spread wide-open gaping shots aren't for me.

Cause I don't like sausage in my porn, I've watched some so-called lesbian porn. Not much of a difference, actually. Pretty unappealing. It's sad when another woman can't even find the clit; and what's the deal with blowing a strap-on?

In general, I feel more awkward than turned on seeing two people fuck.

[SexyInDiapers1985]

It's demeaning to women and misleading in the sense that I don't know any women that enjoy sex with a man as much as the movies might suggest. Most of the women I know just barely tolerate having men on the planet. (About as much as I tolerate having women around).

I know I'm quoting something from a couple years ago,but I don't know where BabyJune gets off talking about women. I love sex with men. I tend to get loud during sex, as loud as some of the women in those movies. I wouldn't like to live without men. I like girls too, and wouldn't mind some diaper play with a girl, but that doesn't mean I don't want some cock now and then.

As far as porn goes, like a few people have posted I like amateur porn. It's more realistic and reminds me more of real sex. It turns me on. I like watching people kiss and make love.

Commercial porn is silly, and is more suitable for making fun of than masturbating to.

[redneck diaper boy]

It is all staged and fake. Fucking is not love. I have never said "come on bitch! Lets fuck" to anyone. I reserved sex for soemone special in my life and I am married to that person

[Missy Q]

99.99% of the issues posted in this thread can be avoided if you do what SexyinDiapers posted. Just don't view commercial "professional" porn. It's not hard to find amateur footage of couples having genuine love

And also the fact there is more to porn than just sex. There is pictures, videos and stories of practically anything one can think of. Some of it is real, some of it is fake. It's usually not hard to tell the difference.

[tcc]

The thing I hate most about porn is that while I don't seek it out, when I see it, I like it and I get stimulated. Obviously, good or bad porn, that's what it's designed to do, especially to relate to our purient interest in things sexual, living vicariously through others when we cannot have such a situation ourselves. I'm amazed at how I would much rather see a diapered female anymore than say, a Playboy Playmate or Penthouse centerfold. I love women, and naked women, but give me photos of diapered and it's kinda' like "bang, zoom, to the moon"! We all have our own thing...

[Mama Melody]

My number one issue is the FACES people make during sex! It's just rediculous. Doesn't look like anyone is enjoying it, it just looks fake or like work. The sound sounds equally forced or like work. I just don't like porn for that and other reasons. Tried to like it, tried to watch it, but no luck. Just doesn't do anything for me. I've even been to live porn filmings at studios before, and have a standing invite there. STILL doesn't get me going in any way.

However....muting and redubbing porn yourself with friends is fricken hilarious.

[lovelylittle]

What I hate about porn: sex. Lol.

Don't get me wrong, I love sex. I just don't like it in my porn.

Okay, i'm weird, I know. But I just never understood the appeal of watching other people have sex with each other. I do enjoy watching people wet or mess themselves, or girls masturbating, if they are alone... but I mostly enjoy just looking at pictures of the former so I can create the plot myself in my head rather than having some stupid corny one relayed to me.

I have very specific fantasies, and if I see a beautiful girl, I want to imagine myself playing them out with her, not some butch chick or frat boy looking dude.

....also, I just realized I never masturbate to fantasies/videos/pictures of men, which is kind of weird. i'm bisexual, but all of my long term relationships have been straight ones. my boyfriend says he thinks my heart and brain are straight and my girly parts are gay.

[square_duck]

I think the main thing I hate about this topic (porn) is the utter lack of passion between the players. yeah the cheesy writing / 'scripts' (if they even have them) usual 'plot lines' cheap sleezy locations etc, ...but it's mostly just the utter lack of passion. It's mostly people (pick your couple) screwing and climaxing blah blah blah.

Now I may have mentioned this before, but I think the B*E*S*T "sex" film I have ever seen, and it wasn't intended as such, and was rater "R" was a film called "Damage" with Jeremy Irons. It was just a regular "film" but the PASSION between the main characters was stunning and truly arousing. I think if 'porn' were more of this caliber it would be more 'accepted as an "art form, which it desperately yet unsuccessfully tries to do

The link to the Imdb page for "Damage" is here:

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0104237/

Watch it to see what I'm talking about....it's so well done you really can 'feel' the passion and attraction these 2 have for each other. Something much lacking in most everything else.

[SexyInDiapers1985]

...also, I just realized I never masturbate to fantasies/videos/pictures of men, which is kind of weird. i'm bisexual, but all of my long term relationships have been straight ones. my boyfriend says he thinks my heart and brain are straight and my girly parts are gay.

I'm the same way. Especially when it comes to fetish stuff. I don't like pics or videos of guys in diapers, does nothing for me. A girl in a wet or messy diaper, though, really gets my juices flowing. I'm not gay, but apparently my girls parts are too

I don't think it's weird. I once had a guy friend confess to me that he entertained gay sex fantasies while he masturbated, even though he was completely straight.

[Dirty Diaper/Maxipad Lover]

What I hate about porn: sex. Lol.

Don't get me wrong, I love sex. I just don't like it in my porn.

Okay, i'm weird, I know. But I just never understood the appeal of watching other people have sex with each other. I do enjoy watching people wet or mess themselves, or girls masturbating, if they are alone... but I mostly enjoy just looking at pictures of the former so I can create the plot myself in my head rather than having some stupid corny one relayed to me.

I have very specific fantasies, and if I see a beautiful girl, I want to imagine myself playing them out with her, not some butch chick or frat boy looking dude.

....also, I just realized I never masturbate to fantasies/videos/pictures of men, which is kind of weird. i'm bisexual, but all of my long term relationships have been straight ones. my boyfriend says he thinks my heart and brain are straight and my girly parts are gay.

That's actually very understandable, Lovelylittle. Although I do watch porn with actual intercourse, I usually use it as filler to prolong an erection in order to have a more intense orgasm. I'd say how long I was prolonging an erection, but most people here probably wouldn't believe me, and would probably think I was lying about my sexual stamina.

A close female friend of mine once put it like this--"dicks are ugly and utilitarian--they feel great, but they look terrible." She added that even one of her straightest female friends didn't get anything from porn with guys in it. This is a pretty common reaction from what I understand, and like I said before, it's not uncommon for people to dislike watching sex even if they enjoy sex themselves. This doesn't just apply to straight people though, but to those with other sexual preferences as well.

I also tend to enjoy pictures (or muted video) as well for many of the same reasons that you've mentioned--and this is coming from someone who actually works with film/video. Oh and another thing that ruins porn videos for me is shaky cameras. I'll ignore it if the video was done by an amateur who probably doesn't know any better, but when a professional does it, it looks like a bad imitation of something Michael Bay would shoot.

I'm the same way. Especially when it comes to fetish stuff. I don't like pics or videos of guys in diapers, does nothing for me. A girl in a wet or messy diaper, though, really gets my juices flowing. I'm not gay, but apparently my girls parts are too

I don't think it's weird. I once had a guy friend confess to me that he entertained gay sex fantasies while he masturbated, even though he was completely straight.

See above, SexyInDiapers1985--this is a pretty common thing.

As far as straight people watching gay sex including straight men watching gay male sex, I would think that it may be a bit more common then people would admit as well. Speaking as someone whose completely straight, I can probably think of two times when a video involving a male has actually done anything for me. The first was an amateur video involving masturbation with a bloody Maxipad. The video *worked* because the guy never showed anything other than his dick and the used pad, and he kept the dialogue to about a single sentence or so--it was easy enough for me to "put myself into the scene" if you will. (Normally POV porn does nothing for me--this was a really weird exception.) The second video didn't contain any sex at all--just a lot of really wet diapers that were a ton of fun to look at. I still would rather watch women though, but I doubt I'll ever see a woman do a video like the first one, and the second one was fun because of the diapers that were being used--not because of the person using them. (Nothing against him of course.)

I knew a sociology professor who once mentioned a theory that "everyone's a little gay," and that kind of holds true. The line of thought kind of went like this: If you're straight, you probably want to see a big dick in your porn, right? Well if you answered yes, that'd be a little gay because you'd want to see a large dick, and if you answered no, you'd be a little gay because penis size is seen as a status symbol among straight males. Those who answered that they didn't want to see any penises in their porn would be considered "very gay" because of the implication that the porn would then focus solely on females. And now I think I've just over thought porn.

[Missy Q]

Personally, I'm bisexual. (Although pansexual might fit better)

But I've noticed that for me to like anything male related, he has to have a feminine aspect to him. Either his body shape, the way he dresses, or personality.

Testosterone-y guys make me wretch.

[Horndog]

The thing that bothers me about porn is the fact that it looks so fake.

What turns me on is love, and from love comes passion. Passionate sex is what I find to be gratifying. I also enjoy sex for complete pleasure, not for cash -- and not certainly for the cameras. One of the reasons I like amateur/homemade porn is that people will put the cameras on themselves because they enjoy doing it, and that turns them on. When they're turned on, I'm turned on. When it's real, I'm turned on.

Also, porn music really kills it.

[Billiardnut]

I have watched my fair portion of porn but it wasnt and never has been anything that really interests me.

[ItchyTasty]

Not much except for really cheesy pornos, macho/musclar men(yes I'm bi),stereotypical cross dressers or drag queens that look DISGUSTING (old,wrinkled and obviously male), fake cum shots, fake orgasms, fake pee which is yellow food dye as far as I'm told(like in some of the older diapergal shoots) .

[ItchyTasty]

Personally, I'm bisexual. (Although pansexual might fit better)

But I've noticed that for me to like anything male related, he has to have a feminine aspect to him. Either his body shape, the way he dresses, or personality.

Testosterone-y guys make me wretch.

Same, but then again I'm more into girls than guys.

[dressupDV]

I like watching porn if the people involved seem to be enjoying themselves.

[KenHan]

People who don't like porn because it "takes advantage of women" make me laugh.

[crinklypantsy]

It is fake... in every single version of the word fake ...

[CDLover]

So what is it that some guy jerking off on a girls face is supposed to be a turn on?

[Dubious]

I prefer Hentai/anime cause real porn is so boring and with anime the only limit is the makers imagination

When they are having sex I want to see the dude penetrating the chick, not to see the girls head while the dude might just fake sex..

[Guest YoungZeppelin]

I always get bored... throw me a surprise... pull a rabbit out of her va-jj or somein.

[DonsbabyKS]

I would say for most of the reasons given here, I am not wild about porn.

[Baby Brian]

I've always preferred diaper porn. Sometimes you can find a video of it in an adult store (or ask them to get you one if you're not scared).

[DummyGirl95]

I hate a lot of aspects about porn, namely bad sound tracks, bad story/circumstance, and especially videos that only load to a maximum of 360p.

[AwakenEvil]

Isn't meant to be a bad dialog and cheesy music?