Wet Knight

I have a solid silver toddler sized potty that has been handed down through the family for generations.

When, in the 1990s, every time I woke in the night, the digital clock showed the number of a loss making Lloyd's syndicate, I found that by throwing my mind from one random thought to another every few seconds......(a tree on blossom.....a favourite tie....a dog......grandpa's pipe......a view.......a cool beer........a birthday card ....a ball game....etc: - etc: ) there wasn't room for grim thoughts and sleep overtook me.

30 or so years ago, the IRA bomb threats meant that bags were often searched at the entrance to public access buildings. The first time it unexpectedly happened to me, I had my briefcase taken from me, opened and searched. Having pulled out the terry pocket pants, revealing a large pair of greenish pale blue rubber babypants, the search was abandoned.

The nasty bit about fixing ovens, is that ovens are never clean to work on. Otherwise, fixing a duff element is not difficult.

You will find that the next 1/3 of your life will pass much more quickly than the past 2/3, and by the time it has, age may do naturally, much of what you desire. Just wear your nappy and be patient.

Smallpox was eradicated because vaccination was compulsory.

" .....and nothing else matters or is important" 2 cents worth:- Man's inhumanity to man is probably everyone's most important matter in life. Just as a general comment, ... man's contempt for the natural world matters and is important for this generation and those to come, so to all of us here, please consider even your small impact when indulging in what is, pleasure. This is philosophical, not disapproval.

Hi. Try not to let, wasting time here, detract from tour studies.

"It is not what you hear, but what you say that defiles you". This leads to:- not what you see but what you do & for evil to flourish, good people need do nothing.

It is a shame that Kevin hasn't visited here for 5 years, I would be very interested to know what the "meds" were, that were put directly into his bladder ?

Not quite Midsummer in Gt Britain, and the mid day temperature was 57 degrees.

Before the advent of streamlined closed cockpits, my RAF Instructor explained how to pee in a milk bottle and tip the contents out over the side, adding that it was best to try and find a wooded area incase it slipped out of ones hand in the slipstream. I didn't tell him that a terry nappy and rubber pants worked much better. With closed cockpits, a plastic funnel and tube leading to a hole in the floor became common place.

I joined the Labour party in order to vote for Corbyn to become leader so that the next government would look after Britain's best interests.............and it worked.

With lock-down ending, I have been invited to my Godson's second wedding (to his boy-fiend). I have found a local B&B, and in an email last night I asked if I would be an acceptable guest because I am a bedwetter and explained that I would bring bed protection. I received the reply "So am I, there will be a rubber sheet on your bed. Don't worry"

Get up earlier, go shopping earlier and you'll be out of the shop before there's a queue.

I attended a few, before realising that the parties don't live up to the anticipation.

I wet at night.

Latex babypants. Somewhere on the net there is a clip of a guy bouncing up and down in a flooded pair of rubbers made by "Kinky Diapers". They are expensive, but they work .

Glad to hear the good news.

I recognised the four at the end. They were a sixties group called the Peetles

Nappies sometimes leak. That is what the rubber sheet is there for.

Sleep under a breathable waterproof nursing duvet.

I was 11 when I began to have dry nights. I wanted to still be considered a bedwetter and began wetting in bed deliberately; within 9 months I was bedwetting every night. 10 years later, this became really inconvenient, but despite several attempts, I have hardly had a dry night since. Wetting in bed deliberately is one thing, but I wouldn't advise anyone to try to become a bedwetter.

We have a Bedwetters Club, but unlike most of the other clubs, why is there no way of joining it ?