Wet Knight

Nobody has a strategy for leaving,

Oh MY !! What fun you had, ......

It is all Corbyn's fault ! His pathetic, luke-warm, lack-luster and half-hearted attempts didn't extole any virtues of the E.U.

If you can post the list of faults, some people here might be able to offer useful comments. Consider looking for a 3 to 4 year old Kia with 4 to 3 of the 7 years guarantee still on it.

Hear here;

For terry toweling: Wrinse them as soon after use as you can.

Please tell us all about it.

You mark my words lad, you will see thing slightly differently when you are a little more mature, in fifty years or so.

Thought for the day

T'was my good fortune to have been Knight Errant to a Maiden.

A recently hired teacher has lost his job after his school discovered he was caught by police urinating in a bush 11 years ago. Stefano Rho, from Bergamo in Lombardy, had just secured his first permanent position after 14 years as a supply teacher when the revelation emerged. The decades-old incident resurfaced when the father-of-three was called into the headmaster's office, according to Corriere Della Sera. The 43-year-old's application forms had been returned by the Department of Education because he had wrongly ticked next to the phrase "I do not have a criminal record". In 2005, Mr Rho and a friend had reportedly been caught by policemen late at night urinating in a bush as the pair returned from watching a comedy performance in a nearby village square. It resulted in a verbal warning on the scene and a magistrate-ordered fine of 200 euro fine for public indecency a year later. Mr Rho said: "We didn't appeal it or get a lawyer or anything, it seemed something small that was over and gone." Once he had explained the details of the incident to his headteacher, he was told there were no plans to dismiss him. However, the Italian Court of Audit informed the school that while the crime was not severe enough for disciplinary procedures, not declaring his criminal record was a sackable offence. Mr Rho was dismissed from his position on January 11 - and also lost all the "experience points" he had earned as a supply teacher.

Let's blame MSN, to which I had moved on, to browse news items.