Babypants Posted May 29, 2023 Share Posted May 29, 2023 A reader commenting on scene 10 in my Homage to Vincent Vega story suggested that this throwaway line was worth sharing with the community at large. So here we are. I'm two diapers into the day, and both have lectured me in no uncertain terms! Link to comment
le Hollandais Posted May 29, 2023 Share Posted May 29, 2023 My diaper would say "SHEEE-IT what a mess!" 2 1 Link to comment
Kawaharu Posted May 29, 2023 Share Posted May 29, 2023 If my diapers could talk, they would tell people why I am kept in diapers. Why I belong in diapers and the many reasons why I am not mature enough for potty training, let along adulthood. They would even say why I am kept as an adult baby and why I am never ever gona be a normal grown up, adult or even a big kid. Even my diapers will explain why I failed potty training and why I didn't pass it like everyone else. if my diapers can talk, they would talk about my adult babyhood and what's it like for me to be an adult baby. 2 Link to comment
Little BabyDoll Christine Posted May 29, 2023 Share Posted May 29, 2023 "Is it true blondes have more fun?" 4 Link to comment
Little BabyDoll Christine Posted May 29, 2023 Share Posted May 29, 2023 I do not know what the diaper said, but I know what the rubber panties said to the diaper; "I've got you covered" 4 1 Link to comment
littlebopeeper Posted May 30, 2023 Share Posted May 30, 2023 You can't pin it on me! 1 Link to comment
superdiaperboy Posted May 30, 2023 Share Posted May 30, 2023 My diapers would probably say when i'm choosing the next diaper to wear before i change is "pick me pick me i'm the diaper you should be wearing to go potty in next" The diaper that i am wearing will probably say is "come on baby you know you want to use your diaper so badly" 1 Link to comment
rusty pins Posted May 30, 2023 Share Posted May 30, 2023 "OMG! WTF have you been eating? This is some of the smelliest poop! How in the world do you expect me to hold all of this? What did you do, save up your poop all week just to dump it in me? And the pee! You just had to go out drinking beer after beer all night! I'm just one diaper! How far do you think you can push me before I literally lose it? I don't give a crap if I am a Mega Max! I still have my limits! I have feelings too! You use me and then toss me away like garbage. I hope you get one hell of a rash! By the way, that's one big sexy dick you have there, and your ass is pretty cute too" 4 Link to comment
tommyneedsdiapers90 Posted May 30, 2023 Share Posted May 30, 2023 mine would say theyre always there for me and always will be and they love me for me no matter what. theyll also tell me how safe i am in them. 1 Link to comment
Crinklz Kat Posted May 30, 2023 Share Posted May 30, 2023 Quote I have the shittiest job ever! 2 Link to comment
Little BabyDoll Christine Posted June 1, 2023 Share Posted June 1, 2023 Well, I know what mine will NOT say; "You can't get out of this one, just like Nixon, I've been taping you" "You better stay up to speed, I'll be on your ass all the time" "That's done it! Now I'm pissed!" Link to comment
vvp39 Posted June 1, 2023 Share Posted June 1, 2023 "My downspouts flow freely now...!" Link to comment
BabyJune Posted June 1, 2023 Share Posted June 1, 2023 That's a wrap. (Actually, a bum wrap). 1 Link to comment
Babypants Posted June 1, 2023 Author Share Posted June 1, 2023 1 hour ago, BabyJune said: That's a wrap. (Actually, a bum wrap). Best one yet! 1 Link to comment
rusty pins Posted June 1, 2023 Share Posted June 1, 2023 "I got your shit covered!" and "Don't piss me off!" 1 2 Link to comment
Babypants Posted June 1, 2023 Author Share Posted June 1, 2023 1 hour ago, rusty pins said: "I got your shit covered!" and "Don't piss me off!" Love it! Link to comment
Permanently Pampered Posted June 7, 2023 Share Posted June 7, 2023 As the astronomer once said "I'm watching Uranus" 1 Link to comment
rusty pins Posted June 8, 2023 Share Posted June 8, 2023 On 6/6/2023 at 10:09 PM, Permanently Pampered said: As the astronomer once said "I'm watching Uranus" And "The Moon" Link to comment
Little_Mouse Posted July 9, 2023 Share Posted July 9, 2023 On 5/29/2023 at 7:04 PM, le Hollandais said: My diaper would say "SHEEE-IT what a mess!" SHIT! Your diaper speaks like that norwegian youtuber Tesla Bjørn (Nyland) 😂 Link to comment
fillemup Posted July 9, 2023 Share Posted July 9, 2023 There are many days my diaper has told me I can’t handle any more of your shit. Link to comment
Moochie Posted July 10, 2023 Share Posted July 10, 2023 I think there is a program on television entitled something like: "The Dirtiest Jobs" hosted by Mike Rowe. This should be featured. My morning diaper would ask me why I did this to him, unusually wet and messy this morning. I would validate my diaper doing a good job by containing everything without any leaks or diaper blow-outs. Link to comment
rusty pins Posted July 10, 2023 Share Posted July 10, 2023 14 hours ago, Moochie said: I think there is a program on television entitled something like: "The Dirtiest Jobs" hosted by Mike Rowe. This should be featured. My morning diaper would ask me why I did this to him, unusually wet and messy this morning. I would validate my diaper doing a good job by containing everything without any leaks or diaper blow-outs. Your diaper might say, "Oh shit! Not again?" but for the fact that you wear disposables and there wouldn't be a "Not again" situation! Yes, Dirty Jobs with Mike Rowe was a great show and they did an episode where he went to a diaper service and sorted poopy diapers and then helped do maintenance on a washer. At the end of the show his whole crew were wearing adult diapers, no pants! Link to comment
Little BabyDoll Christine Posted July 11, 2023 Share Posted July 11, 2023 Another thing my rubber panties would say to my diaper is "Hello BabyDoll!" Link to comment
Little_Mouse Posted July 11, 2023 Share Posted July 11, 2023 Tell the other diapers to shut up! Link to comment
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