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Sequoia

On looking further down on the page and seeing the item about Home Depot charging $5 for parking it became obvious that this was an April Fools post...

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...and on those old Ma Bell dial phones, you rented them; you didn't own them. Same relationship you have with the cable company nowadays.

Jordan

Aaah, you kids....

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Yeah, I know the feeling. I use the Chrome private browsing on my desktop for all my browsing here and on similar sites, but I've forgotten to do that a couple of times, so I also see a lot of Protex ads on other sites. But I only use my desktop for this browsing, and so far nothing's showed up on my phone.

Yeah, definitely just plastic is fun for me...in that respect I'm different from most of us on here.

Nope, no pee in my plastics....

Well, the thread title is "Bad Jokes" so I guess that fits. I don't come here to discuss politics.

For me it's plastic pants and not diapers, but since wearing plastic is the key to my sexuality I'll chip in an answer here. I've lived alone since I lost my wife nine years ago. I always sleep in plastic panties and usually a plastic romper over them. My normal routine is to wear a plastic dress over whatever I slept in, do my morning web surfing, and eventually get around to showering. Depending on the day's schedule, I'm likely to wear the same dress over a t-shirt and another pair of plastic pants after I shower. If I treat myself to an orgasm, it's usually right before or soon after I shower. But it can be just about any time of the day.

"Oooh...yeah!"

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