Post a rediculous answer to the question

[Firefly 35]

Only rediculous and absurd answers allowed.  For example: What is 2 + 2? 

Answer: cherry cheesecake

So, how are you today?

[Zharra]

i am feeling like a Yellow-eared mandrill.

What did you do at work recently?

[PinkTheDinosaur]

ate a pop tart while talking to a monkey.

whats your favorite show?

[Firefly 35]

Overbearing parents making fun of me.

Anything exciting happen today?

[PinkTheDinosaur]

ate a pickle 

what time is it?

[Wannatripbaby]

Time is a many layered reality. What is today for one person could be someone else's 10,000 years ago. Who's time are you referring to? Can I answer just anybody's time? How about 12:30pm, May 5th, 1488?

Why do ducks have bills?

[Firefly 35]

Sorry, I'm not very familiar with the endocrine system.

Anyone procrastinating on finals?

[Wannatripbaby]

No. Nobody in the entire universe is procrastinating on their finales. You have now entered... the Proactive Zone.

How good was your mom's spaghetti?

[redwelch2222]

 

not so good, I prefer her noodles and poodles 

Megaman or Rockman?

[Firefly 35]

Super fun man.

Trick or treat?

[Wannatripbaby]

Are you asking me if it's a trick or treat or are you telling me it is a trick or treat whether I want it to be or not?

Did you ever hear that theory of the universe? Where every time you make a choice a whole new planet gets created?

[oznl]

Catch the number 42 bus to the Horse head nebula and ask the Dugong on the uni-cycle.

What do fish dream of?

[Little BabyDoll Christine]

The dream that they are slaves taunting their owners because they would be master-baiting

Who is buried in Grant's Tomb?

[Wannatripbaby]

Archibald Heatherington Nastyface.

 

Paper or Plastic?

[Firefly 35]

Ceramic.

For here or to go?

[Wannatripbaby]

To go Boldly where no man has gone before. Space toilets!

Why weren't you at Elf Practice?

[Firefly 35]

Santa asked to see me in his office.

What is the square root of pi?

[Wannatripbaby]

Well squares have 4 sides, Pies are usual cut into 8 slices, roots are parts of trees, tree rhymes with 3,

So my answer is 483.

 

Honey, where are my pants?

[Firefly 35]

Sold to make money for diapers.

[Wannatripbaby]

11 minutes ago, Firefly 35 said:

Sold to make money for diapers.

Well that answers that, but you forgot to ask another question, so we've sent someone to your place of residence to administer proper punishment. She should be there shortly. (Insert devil emoticon)

 

What/who sleeps on the moon?

[Infantwish]

The Sun's sun

 

What is your favorite play age?

[Firefly 35]

The stone age.

Has anyone tried mixing mountain dew & orange juice because it is awsome?

[Infantwish]

Pine trees did

 

If you could have one wish, what would it be?

[Wannatripbaby]

Why, Infantwish of course!

 

What is that?

[Infantwish]

A conjugation

 

At what age did you stop wetting the bed?