Firefly 35 Posted November 30, 2017 Share Posted November 30, 2017 Only rediculous and absurd answers allowed. For example: What is 2 + 2? Answer: cherry cheesecake So, how are you today? Link to comment
Zharra Posted December 13, 2017 Share Posted December 13, 2017 i am feeling like a Yellow-eared mandrill. What did you do at work recently? Link to comment
PinkTheDinosaur Posted December 13, 2017 Share Posted December 13, 2017 ate a pop tart while talking to a monkey. whats your favorite show? Link to comment
Firefly 35 Posted December 13, 2017 Author Share Posted December 13, 2017 Overbearing parents making fun of me. Anything exciting happen today? Link to comment
PinkTheDinosaur Posted December 14, 2017 Share Posted December 14, 2017 ate a pickle what time is it? Link to comment
Wannatripbaby Posted December 14, 2017 Share Posted December 14, 2017 Time is a many layered reality. What is today for one person could be someone else's 10,000 years ago. Who's time are you referring to? Can I answer just anybody's time? How about 12:30pm, May 5th, 1488? Why do ducks have bills? 1 Link to comment
Firefly 35 Posted December 14, 2017 Author Share Posted December 14, 2017 Sorry, I'm not very familiar with the endocrine system. Anyone procrastinating on finals? Link to comment
Wannatripbaby Posted December 15, 2017 Share Posted December 15, 2017 No. Nobody in the entire universe is procrastinating on their finales. You have now entered... the Proactive Zone. How good was your mom's spaghetti? Link to comment
redwelch2222 Posted December 15, 2017 Share Posted December 15, 2017 not so good, I prefer her noodles and poodles Megaman or Rockman? 1 Link to comment
Firefly 35 Posted December 15, 2017 Author Share Posted December 15, 2017 Super fun man. Trick or treat? Link to comment
Wannatripbaby Posted December 15, 2017 Share Posted December 15, 2017 Are you asking me if it's a trick or treat or are you telling me it is a trick or treat whether I want it to be or not? Did you ever hear that theory of the universe? Where every time you make a choice a whole new planet gets created? Link to comment
oznl Posted December 16, 2017 Share Posted December 16, 2017 Catch the number 42 bus to the Horse head nebula and ask the Dugong on the uni-cycle. What do fish dream of? Link to comment
Little BabyDoll Christine Posted December 16, 2017 Share Posted December 16, 2017 The dream that they are slaves taunting their owners because they would be master-baiting Who is buried in Grant's Tomb? Link to comment
Wannatripbaby Posted December 16, 2017 Share Posted December 16, 2017 Archibald Heatherington Nastyface. Paper or Plastic? Link to comment
Firefly 35 Posted December 16, 2017 Author Share Posted December 16, 2017 Ceramic. For here or to go? Link to comment
Wannatripbaby Posted December 16, 2017 Share Posted December 16, 2017 To go Boldly where no man has gone before. Space toilets! Why weren't you at Elf Practice? Link to comment
Firefly 35 Posted December 16, 2017 Author Share Posted December 16, 2017 Santa asked to see me in his office. What is the square root of pi? Link to comment
Wannatripbaby Posted December 16, 2017 Share Posted December 16, 2017 Well squares have 4 sides, Pies are usual cut into 8 slices, roots are parts of trees, tree rhymes with 3, So my answer is 483. Honey, where are my pants? Link to comment
Firefly 35 Posted December 17, 2017 Author Share Posted December 17, 2017 Sold to make money for diapers. Link to comment
Wannatripbaby Posted December 17, 2017 Share Posted December 17, 2017 11 minutes ago, Firefly 35 said: Sold to make money for diapers. Well that answers that, but you forgot to ask another question, so we've sent someone to your place of residence to administer proper punishment. She should be there shortly. (Insert devil emoticon) What/who sleeps on the moon? Link to comment
Infantwish Posted December 17, 2017 Share Posted December 17, 2017 The Sun's sun What is your favorite play age? Link to comment
Firefly 35 Posted December 17, 2017 Author Share Posted December 17, 2017 The stone age. Has anyone tried mixing mountain dew & orange juice because it is awsome? Link to comment
Infantwish Posted December 17, 2017 Share Posted December 17, 2017 Pine trees did If you could have one wish, what would it be? Link to comment
Wannatripbaby Posted December 17, 2017 Share Posted December 17, 2017 Why, Infantwish of course! What is that? 1 Link to comment
Infantwish Posted December 17, 2017 Share Posted December 17, 2017 A conjugation At what age did you stop wetting the bed? Link to comment
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