Born Yesterday Posted December 6, 2014 Share Posted December 6, 2014 We've all probably heard a few particularly memorable epitaphs; Link to comment
spoonchicken Posted December 6, 2014 Share Posted December 6, 2014 "People are stupid and they suck" Link to comment
repetitivediaperwetter88 Posted December 6, 2014 Share Posted December 6, 2014 so much stupidity so little time. Link to comment
painterfox Posted December 6, 2014 Share Posted December 6, 2014 None, I want my ashes and digital records secreted away in a black marble fox statue, which will be put into my estate auction unbeknownst to any buyer. Link to comment
willnotwill Posted December 6, 2014 Share Posted December 6, 2014 "I have gone to sleep." Link to comment
violinist108 Posted December 6, 2014 Share Posted December 6, 2014 "____ is buried here with all his cool stuff, guitars, and like a billion dollars. 1 Link to comment
lil_angel Posted December 6, 2014 Share Posted December 6, 2014 ummmm sausage and mushrooms? 2 Link to comment
Bettypooh Posted December 6, 2014 Share Posted December 6, 2014 Though I see tombstones and burial as a waste, I kind of doubt that I'll have anything to say what happens after I'm dead Link to comment
Daddy-Adam Posted December 6, 2014 Share Posted December 6, 2014 in small letters so the reader has to get close to read.... "Your standing on my balls!" Link to comment
Dr_J Posted December 6, 2014 Share Posted December 6, 2014 "No more taxes for this guy!" Link to comment
Rockies Fan in Diapers Posted December 6, 2014 Share Posted December 6, 2014 I highly doubt that people will bother with burying me, let alone marking the spot where my body is put into the ground with a stone, however if it were to be marked with a stone, I want it engraved with the following quote: "Nobody can say that I didn't try my best & my Hardest." Link to comment
WakkoWannaBe Posted December 6, 2014 Share Posted December 6, 2014 Oooh morbid topic, even more so because I'm so young! Gah, I don't want to think about this! Link to comment
DiapermanAl Posted December 6, 2014 Share Posted December 6, 2014 Extra sauce and cheese. Link to comment
SWet Posted December 6, 2014 Share Posted December 6, 2014 "Probably shouldn't have done that" 1 Link to comment
Rachel Emily Posted December 6, 2014 Share Posted December 6, 2014 In tribute to animation great Tex Avery, mine would probably read: 1 Link to comment
beallucanb Posted December 6, 2014 Share Posted December 6, 2014 Maybe now you will believe me, I said I was sick, now look at me. Link to comment
warpiper Posted December 7, 2014 Share Posted December 7, 2014 Haha, gravestone? I'm planning on living forever! Link to comment
babyscoot Posted December 7, 2014 Share Posted December 7, 2014 Bettypooh you make me smile. I LOVE john prine. Link to comment
Guest YoungZeppelin Posted December 7, 2014 Share Posted December 7, 2014 Wheres your sarcastic comment now! Link to comment
BowsAndRibbons Posted December 7, 2014 Share Posted December 7, 2014 I hadn't thought about what I want in a tombstone, but my family and I have discussed have a marching band go through the main drag of my town instead of a funeral procession, and not letting anyone wear black. When I die, I want people to smoke because my life happened, not cry because it ended. Link to comment
happyindprs Posted December 7, 2014 Share Posted December 7, 2014 "Normal" is a setting on a washing machine.. 1 Link to comment
willnotwill Posted December 7, 2014 Share Posted December 7, 2014 "Normal" is a setting on a washing machine.. And I prefer the Babywear setting. Link to comment
babypants257 Posted December 7, 2014 Share Posted December 7, 2014 Don't really care whats on my tombstone, but i want to be buried face down so all the idiots can kiss my ass!!! 1 Link to comment
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