What do you want on your tombstone?

[Born Yesterday]

We've all probably heard a few particularly memorable epitaphs;

[Guest]

"YOU'RE NEXT!!!"

[spoonchicken]

"People are stupid and they suck"

[repetitivediaperwetter88]

so much stupidity so little time.

[astrodiaper]

'Bout dam time.

[painterfox]

None, I want my ashes and digital records secreted away in a black marble fox statue, which will be put into my estate auction unbeknownst to any buyer.

[willnotwill]

"I have gone to sleep."

[violinist108]

"____ is buried here with all his cool stuff, guitars, and like a billion dollars.

[lil_angel]

ummmm sausage and mushrooms?

[Bettypooh]

Though I see tombstones and burial as a waste, I kind of doubt that I'll have anything to say what happens after I'm dead

[Daddy-Adam]

in small letters so the reader has to get close to read.... "Your standing on my balls!"

[Dr_J]

"No more taxes for this guy!"

[Rockies Fan in Diapers]

I highly doubt that people will bother with burying me, let alone marking the spot where my body is put into the ground with a stone, however if it were to be marked with a stone, I want it engraved with the following quote: "Nobody can say that I didn't try my best & my Hardest."

[WakkoWannaBe]

Oooh morbid topic, even more so because I'm so young! Gah, I don't want to think about this!

[DiapermanAl]

Extra sauce and cheese.

[SWet]

"Probably shouldn't have done that"

[Rachel Emily]

In tribute to animation great Tex Avery, mine would probably read:

[beallucanb]

Maybe now you will believe me, I said I was sick, now look at me.

[warpiper]

Haha, gravestone? I'm planning on living forever!

[babyscoot]

Bettypooh you make me smile. I LOVE john prine.

[Guest YoungZeppelin]

Wheres your sarcastic comment now!

[BowsAndRibbons]

I hadn't thought about what I want in a tombstone, but my family and I have discussed have a marching band go through the main drag of my town instead of a funeral procession, and not letting anyone wear black. When I die, I want people to smoke because my life happened, not cry because it ended.

[happyindprs]

"Normal" is a setting on a washing machine..

[willnotwill]

"Normal" is a setting on a washing machine..

And I prefer the Babywear setting.

[babypants257]

Don't really care whats on my tombstone, but i want to be buried face down so all the idiots can kiss my ass!!!