Bad Jokes

[ValentinesStuff]

9 hours ago, Little BabyDoll Christine said:

 

Oh; byte me

Just a bit, please?

[Little BabyDoll Christine]

4 hours ago, ValentinesStuff said:

Just a bit, please?

Well, maybe a nibble

[square_duck]

22 hours ago, Little BabyDoll Christine said:

Well, maybe a nibble

I here bye dub thee "nibbles"....

 

[BabyJune]

Why did the condom fly across the room?

It got pissed off.

[Firefly 35]

Why do so many people not stop at red lights and stop signs when they're supposed to? 

Because they don't want to "brake" their car!

[DailyDi]

[square_duck]

..... Pointless joke....unfriended ? 

 

Just giving you the "shaft"

Dont let it make you "quiver"

?? ... I qwack me up!!!

[Firefly 35]

Roll a d4...

If the monster chasing you steps on it, roll a d20.

If they slip on the d20, their magic missle spell backfires at their face.

Next roll a d100 and run like hell.

[Mars.inDiapers]

There are two kinds of people in the world.

1. Those that can extrapolate from incomplete data.

[Firefly 35]

(Sorry, this one's a bit dark)

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road?

A. Not enough traffic accidents that day.

 

[Crinklz Kat]

4 hours ago, Firefly 35 said:

(Sorry, this one's a bit dark)

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road?

A. Not enough traffic accidents that day.

 

 

20 hours ago, DiapersOfTheStorm said:

There are two kinds of people in the world.

1. Those that can extrapolate from incomplete data.

And a corollary.....

There are 10 type of people in the world:

• Those that understand binary
• Those that don't

[rusty pins]

Saw this on a Halloween card.  A witch saying while stirring her cauldron, "No one likes spoiled kids!  That's why you should always put the leftovers in an air tight container!"

[ValentinesStuff]

Record breaker! Newfound black hole is closest known to Earth

Insert your favorite politician's name here.

 

 

[Crinklz Kat]

[rusty pins]

On 11/6/2022 at 11:30 AM, Crinklz Kat said:

If he's using "Depends", they will be anything but "Dry" Dockers!  More like "Leak-Masters".

[Lil Leo]

On 11/7/2022 at 4:59 PM, rusty pins said:

If he's using "Depends", they will be anything but "Dry" Dockers!  More like "Leak-Masters".

I know! Right? I miss the Depends of old the 6 tape plastics. But it's OK I've got my crinklz and I won't give them up! ?

?‍♂️

[Apache Raccoon]

What do you call a Tena diaper that steps on a banana skin?

Tena Slip

[KPAXOR1987]

On 11/13/2022 at 3:15 PM, Lil Leo said:

 I miss the Depends of old the 6 tape plastics.

 

I don't man. They were garbage and goodnights were more absorbant ?.

[Lil Leo]

7 hours ago, KPAXOR1987 said:

I don't man. They were garbage and goodnights were more absorbant ?.

Back in the day I mean 20 years ago they were much better than now.

[KPAXOR1987]

13 hours ago, Lil Leo said:

Back in the day I mean 20 years ago they were much better than now.

Honestly it seems the same with every diaper brand man ?. They make a name for themselves and after a few years their brand turns to garbage?

[Lil Leo]

5 hours ago, KPAXOR1987 said:

Honestly it seems the same with every diaper brand man ?. They make a name for themselves and after a few years their brand turns to garbage?

?

?‍♂️

[Crinklz Kat]

[rusty pins]

19 hours ago, Crinklz Kat said:

Like a bidet? 

[~Brian~]

Q:  Why Did the Zero Begin Dating?

A: To Find The One (1).

Brian

[Apache Raccoon]

What do you get if you cross a rodent, a water-barrier and The Netherlands?

You get a Hamster Dam