Letluvsrool Posted July 17, 2012 Share Posted July 17, 2012 Okay, I've been battling a pretty epic case of diaper rash lately so I haven't been able to enjoy poopy diapers like I normally do. I just tried using oatmeal as a poop substitute because it supposedly helps your skin. Well i microwaved a bowl of oatmeal, let it cool to the point where i felt safe dumping it my diaper and WOW! It feels awesome! Heated it honestly feels really close to the real thing and since my skin is pretty sensitive right now I feel like the oatmeal helped, or at the very least made it less itchy. I sat down in it and smushed it all over; while it was missing the stink I enjoy it was still pretty amazing. Anyone who has the same problem as me or is just squeemish about poop or whatever should try it! I made about a cup's worth, microwaved with 2 cups of water and left to cool for a good 20 minutes or so. Gets thick enough to feel all ooey gooey when you sit down in it 2 Link to comment
Three Rivers Posted July 18, 2012 Share Posted July 18, 2012 I have tried this as well several times, it's a fun way to play. 1 Link to comment
chad334 Posted July 19, 2012 Share Posted July 19, 2012 I've been meaning to try that. Maybe I'll remember to pick up some oatmeal soon and try it in the diaper. Link to comment
square_duck Posted July 19, 2012 Share Posted July 19, 2012 This is interesting and something I want to try in a diaper as well as training pants or just regular undies! always fun being naughty! Another thought, if you want more 'realism' is cooking up some beans, something like pinto beans, cooked cooled drained and rinsed and mashed...maybe add some corn or what ever then form into what ever shape or just scoop up and drop in the back of your pants and have fun! either way it sounds like a great way to have that full pants feel with out the tell tale smell to bother others around you Great secret and I wont tell ANYONE! 1 Link to comment
Loveable_guy Posted July 25, 2012 Share Posted July 25, 2012 For a more realistic effect make yourself an oatmeal launcher out of PVC fittings form the plumbing isle at the local home center. It should resemble a plunger inside of a larger tube (pipe) that is reduced down to .50 Link to comment
rusty pins Posted July 26, 2012 Share Posted July 26, 2012 I've been curious about this for a while. I will actually mess my diaper maybe once or twice a year. I like the feeling but absolutly hate the smell and clean up. I'm actually sitting in a wet disposable diaper filled in the back with warm oatmeal right now, and the feeling is great! No smell, no real dirty mess, and as has been said, oatmeal is great for your skin! A big plus other than the mess and smell, is you can make your oatmeal in different consistancies. Really runny, kinda mushy or somewhat solid. I chose somewhat solid for my first time, and putting the oatmeal in the freezer for about 5 minutes will cool it just about right. Being fairly solid, I am able to mold it into any shape I want, weather that be a log or ball or whatever. Sitting down makes it flatten out like the real stuff, but unlike the real stuff, you can stick your hand down inside the back of your diaper and re-shape it several times and sit down in it over and over, feeling it spread out again and again. I'm sure I'll be doing this again now and then. A good and better alternative to the real thing if you just want to feel having it in the back of your diaper or pants! Link to comment
DLdapper Posted July 29, 2012 Share Posted July 29, 2012 I second what loveable_guy said. Having a delivery system for thicker enemas to act as mess is great, as it doesn't have the terrible smell that some do not like. Link to comment
square_duck Posted July 30, 2012 Share Posted July 30, 2012 Well, this is fun! I got some oatmeal the other day while shopping and made some this morning and it's sitting in my pull up diaper, and feels GREAT! I made it rather dry, so that I wouldn't soak through and leave a wet spot but the consistency is IDEAL! I kep molding it into what ever shape I want, went and got some coffee and then got some yogurt for breakfast, all the while with this small load in my pants I'm so bad! but it's fun, and no one knows, it doesn't smell and feels like the real thing... Now I just need to make make a bigger one next time! Link to comment
Plasticbutt Posted August 1, 2012 Share Posted August 1, 2012 I eat oatmeal in order to produce a nice firm helping of the real stuff. 2 Link to comment
Amyuser Posted August 8, 2012 Share Posted August 8, 2012 Gee whiz a multi use product you can stuff your diaper with it and if that gets old you can just eat it later for a snack!! 1 Link to comment
rusty pins Posted June 11, 2014 Share Posted June 11, 2014 I hate the smell and clean up from an actual messy diaper, but once or twice a year I get the urge to drop a load anyway. Link to comment
LilChip Posted June 12, 2014 Share Posted June 12, 2014 I did the "real thing" for the first time this morning. It was sorta a half accident.. I was putting out some trash and I felt what I thought was a gas bubble. I was still wearing my all-night diaper and it was pretty wet. Anyway I started to let the gas go since I was outside, then realized it was not gas. I could have stopped it, but something suddenly grabbed me (the devil I guess), so I said what the heck and decided then and there to let it go. As I walked back into the house I acted as natural as I could, but I was having to strain quite a bit, it was a big load and it was quite solid and a little hard. By the time I got back inside I could feel the weight and bulk of what I had done. 1 Link to comment
Kdogfour Posted June 12, 2014 Share Posted June 12, 2014 You can also use Instant Mashed Potatoes. They are cheaper per ounce than Oatmeal and you can control its consistency a bit more with water. It also washes away a lot easier as it will dilute much more in water than the oatmeal chunks. Link to comment
Amphibious Posted March 20, 2016 Share Posted March 20, 2016 If you are going to do the oatmeal trick, or something similar. Is it better to start with a dry diaper and then wet it, or is it better to wet them first? Link to comment
LittleAmytheil Posted March 21, 2016 Share Posted March 21, 2016 What I also love about this method, is that if it leaks, there isn't much of a problem. Link to comment
Spiderman Posted March 21, 2016 Share Posted March 21, 2016 Has anybody ever tried that marshmallow and enema trick that makes me think of smores for some reason. Link to comment
abdl5622 Posted May 20, 2016 Share Posted May 20, 2016 Oatmeal is awesome. 0 smell. Also, my skin down there is damaged due to yeast infections. (Nothing to do with diapers). The oatmeal soothed my skin, and my skin felt great afterwards. I highly recommend this. The only issue is getting very firm oatmeal is tough. Link to comment
JonBoi65 Posted May 21, 2016 Share Posted May 21, 2016 Oatmeal and/or mashed potatoes are such lovely ways to enjoy that "soft messy feeling" if you would rather be wearing Link to comment
Connorpoop Posted May 4, 2019 Share Posted May 4, 2019 I tried this just now. Heated the oatmeal a little too much tho and only realised after dumping it in the back.... let the rest cool before putting it down the front too tho. Guess my hands arent as sensitive as my butt ? feels amazing tho, going to sleep in it over night 1 Link to comment
Cruiser 03 Posted May 10, 2019 Share Posted May 10, 2019 Actually oatmeal is very soothing calming to skin ,oatmeal baths are very good for things like diaper rash ,so loading a diaper with it directly and concentrating it's soothing in the diaper area may in fact be simulating a mess but it's also good for the rash .If you enjoy messing or don't have a choice ,barrier cream is essential, rather than treating a rash you prevent one from ever starting Sent from my SM-T810 using Tapatalk Link to comment
jnrck Posted May 16, 2019 Share Posted May 16, 2019 Also, messing with the real stuff while having oatmeal in the diaper reduces burning and itching when worn longer times. Highly recommended. I actually insert the oatmeal to my rectum so I can simulate the sensation of messing, too. Link to comment
Evelyn Dellcerro Posted May 19, 2019 Share Posted May 19, 2019 On 6/11/2014 at 9:45 PM, LilChip said: I did the "real thing" for the first time this morning. It was sorta a half accident.. I was putting out some trash and I felt what I thought was a gas bubble. I was still wearing my all-night diaper and it was pretty wet. Anyway I started to let the gas go since I was outside, then realized it was not gas. I could have stopped it, but something suddenly grabbed me (the devil I guess), so I said what the heck and decided then and there to let it go. As I walked back into the house I acted as natural as I could, but I was having to strain quite a bit, it was a big load and it was quite solid and a little hard. By the time I got back inside I could feel the weight and bulk of what I had done. Oh please describe in detail.. Now these are the kind of stories I can sit and have a cup of coffee to. Link to comment
Cruiser 03 Posted May 19, 2019 Share Posted May 19, 2019 Oh please describe in detail.. Now these are the kind of stories I can sit and have a cup of coffee to. Coffee make mine a Vente ex lax machiato,that should make for some stimulating conversation!Sent from my SM-T810 using Tapatalk Link to comment
Somebodyelse Posted June 9, 2019 Share Posted June 9, 2019 I'm going to go out to the store and pick up some oatmeal right now. I'll be sure to say how it goes later It went pretty well and definitely enjoyed no smell. Not the same as actually pooping though. Link to comment
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