Corrupt-a-wish

[littleTomás]

On 12/29/2019 at 6:27 PM, Shotgun Diplomat said:

I wish that my MRI results were less ominous... fuck. 

MRI results released as camera slow-pans across a minimalistly decorated doctor's office that features a missing copy of The Scream and dark piano music plays in the background. On the computer screen there's a cryptic-looking scan and the doctor has a stoic look on their face. The person sitting across from them is wearing a confused expression.

 

I wish that I could wear just a diaper and onesie in public without any repercussions or social consequences.

[Sarah Penguin]

10 hours ago, littleTomás said:

I wish that I could wear just a diaper and onesie in public without any repercussions or social consequences.

You're the last human alive on earth devastated by dragons.  As you leave your house in your new onesie and diaper enjoying your wish. Your neighbors buildings are smoking ash even as the skies are full of thousands upon thousands of huge ancient dragons.  One lands from the sky in front of you "last manling, you are doomed and cursed, the earth will neither let you rest in piece will neither age and forever know loneliness unless you can defeat all of us dragons! Only then can you hope to know peace!" You feel that you feel ageless and lonely at the dragons word and realize you have indeed been cursed by the earth for mankind's hubris to be left alone in a dragon dominated earth.

 

I wish had a copy of every electronic device ever made, in like knew condition, continuing to newly produced devices so I can do the retro-computing thing!

[Firefly 35]

Granted, but all of the software used is no longer supported and full of viruses.

I wish I could be little all day every day and still have money for stuff.

[Joep]

Granted, but all of the software used is no longer supported and full of viruses.
I wish I could be little all day every day and still have money for stuff.

Granted you have all the Monopoly money you can stuff in your onesie pockets

I wish I had a private nursery


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[BabyJune]

GRANTED: But now it takes you all day to water the plants. (Be careful what you wish for)?

I wish for a real tax return this year.

[Firefly 35]

Granted you get $1.26 in tax refunds.

I wish my life was fun.

[Crinklz Kat]

On 2/5/2020 at 3:55 PM, Firefly 35 said:

Granted you get $1.26 in tax refunds.

I wish my life was fun.

Granted.... but that's an acronym I use as work for "Freakin Unnecessary Nonsense!"  So let your life be filled with F.U.N!

 

I wish I didn't have to work work for a living anymore.

 

[Firefly 35]

Granted.  You now only have to work for fun things.

I wish for a triple scoop of ice cream that's been dunked in chocolate.

[Pamperbum_uk]

Granted...  chocolate laxatives it is,  then. 

 

I wish I had a big balloon.... 

[BBoy]

Granted...you've rented a hot air balloon. However due to thunderstorms your not able to launch. 

I wish for a nice fitting diaper.

[Pamperbum_uk]

On 3/7/2020 at 3:27 AM, BBoy said:

Granted...you've rented a hot air balloon. However due to thunderstorms your not able to launch. 

I wish for a nice fitting diaper.

Granted the nicest fitting diaper made of asbestos ever... 

I wish I could have a lovely nap.... 

[BabyJune]

GRANTED: You have been turned into a shag rug (with a very deep nap)...or perhaps a terry cloth towel.

I wish for a decent tax return this year.

[3bsg3]

Granted: As so you draw it out of the bank to go and spend it, you are mugged and all of it (plus more) is stolen from you.

I wish I could afford to live in nappies 24/7

[Warmwetandcozy]

Granted but there depends 

I wish I wasn't so hungover 

[Mars.inDiapers]

Granted. The cup is warm, as you wanted, but the milk isn't.

I wish I had 20/20 eyesight.

[3bsg3]

On 4/22/2020 at 11:00 PM, DiapersOfTheStorm said:

I wish I had 20/20 eyesight.

Granted, your eyesight is as good as the year 2020

I wish for infinite wishes.

[Firefly 35]

Granted, your wish is stuck in an endless loop.

I wish more people would try not to lose any more brain cells this year.

[babykeiff]

20 hours ago, Firefly 35 said:

Granted, your wish is stuck in an endless loop.

I wish more people would try not to lose any more brain cells this year.

Granted : but they get the one brain cell that Trump had.... after it jumped out of his head in an attempt at suicide.

I really wish health to all, even the stupid.

[astrodiaper]

Granted, but the stupid become immortal. 
 

I wish my stomach would give me a break. 

Edited May 1, 2020 by astrodiaper
Forgot to make a wish!?

[Firefly 35]

Granted, your stomach has broken you.

I wish it wouldn't rain so much.

[astrodiaper]

(I’m starting to think it may have. ?)

 

Granted. Expect 10ft of snow in the next 96 hours. 
 

I wish it was 6am. 

[Firefly 35]

Granted.  It is 6am 5 years from now.

I wish it was October 21st 2015.

[Bumble_Bee_J]

Granted but now its October 21st 2015 forever and you have to help Marty and Doc get back every day

I wish I ruled Scotland.

[Firefly 35]

Granted, you're now in charge of tiny, remote corner of Scotland that nobody's heard of.

I wish I didn't have such terrible insomnia all the time.

[Bumble_Bee_J]

Granted but you have fallen asleep for 100 years.

I wish I was a famous author