Cruiser 03

Wrap that rascal in a to go diaper .keeping his junk in his trunk .

Top and bottom secrets where do you keep Victorias ?

I am a magician when it comes to oatmeal raisin cookies I make them disappear .

Maybe instead of beer he should have had Whiz key

I can’t independently diaper myself anymore my aide does the diapering , she wouldn’t even consider putting pants on me unless heavily diapered because I would ruin them in very short order .

Yeah but I am diapered the dude in your eyeball isn’t ? How does that work .

If my wife would learn to put the kielbasa in the fridge instead of the recliner , we wouldn’t be here right now ?

The difference between small and medium and large extra large isn’t in the absorbency it is just a larger plastic shell.

I am incontinent and diaper dependent , they don’t embarrass me . I am mature enough to need diapers, I am mature enough to admit using them without feeling embarrassment , there’s a very good reason diapers exist , some people require them as adaption to live a regular life like everyone else . It shouldn’t be a big deal .

I bought my smart Samsungs about a month before before everyone went to standardized apps , so all the stuff built in was completely worthless ,I use an apple 4 k tV for everything . . Admittedly I do have a serious collection of antique electronic trash leftover stuff like a service modem for a long since gone pilower chair it is blading high speed 1200 baud , I also have PDA and cellphone from the year 1999. This stuff ain’t worth the powder to blow it to hell ,but I do have some old CRT monitors that are I have been offerered 4-5 X’s what I paid for them new , and have old 386 & 486 computers that people have given me as much $3,000 to get ahold of compatible peripheral slots and such . For specialized applications .

Yeah we were snowed in , I am pretty wild child and generally will try risky things someone else in power chair won’t dare , blizzard conditions with lake effect snow squalls and a temperature of -27 isn’t something even I will mess with , so on Sunday we’ll it’s more moderate we will do Christmas and new years at same time . My G/F doesn’t due sauerkraut so as is our own little tradition I make one of her favorite of my dishes Gumbo , she eats the hell out of it .

I will keep it with my vagina scented candles from gwenth Paltrow . A treasured family air loom .

Here’s a bowl of Golden Grahams participation trophy if you eat them instead of admire them .

I don’t get diaper checked since I have to be Catheterized 5 X’s a day they requires open clothes and diaper , so I am changed to ensure I always have adequate coverage . if I am going to be drinking or smoking I will be put in a full coverage prefold they both seem to increase output, so a more aggressive diaper with full coverage is more appropriate . Nobody that I drink or smoke with has any expectation that I am not filling my diaper,well they are making trips to toilet ,they know it’s not something I can avoid well sober .

Once my aide puts a diaper on me it will be wet & messy when changed , I don’t decide or control when or where , my body doesn’t consult me , it just helps itself ,there’s no amount of thinking I can do that will allow me to influence what my body does or when .they go on warm and dry they come off well used having done it’s job .

There is a cream good for general diaper area stuff called calmoseptine it’s available on the shelf at most Walgreens Walmart sometimes has it but it’s behind the counter you have to ask for it , anyway it contains menthol , so apply let dry diaper up and each time the cream gets rewet it will feel cool due to reactivation of menthol . That’s the easiest adult answer for any diaper type .

It’s 1:47 AM interstate is closed due to ice and visibility , base road is ice covered snow and ice , we are still having intermittent lake effect snow squalls . And salting the roads ain’t gonna do jack shit because the native temperature without and wind chill is -3 . Honestly I think I will be literally phoning fhristmas in face time . Being it’s a weekend I know my landlord isn’t going to shovel or plow or anything until at least Tuesday . I do some crazy shit in my wheelchair that makes “normal”people scared , I don’t play when in storms it’s treacherous outside and being careless or clueless can get you dead . So me and my aide will be enjoying cocktails and dinner alone in my house where it’s reasonably warm and safe , I have enough supplies on hand we could stay here safe and warm till this time next year , no big deal .

Dubious will you be my Yoda , teach me to use the force against dark and milk chocolate alike , and occasionally chocolate covered cherries and candy cane bark .

The old cancer causing ex lax was far more blowout producing than today .

All my diapers get double lined before being put on me . my bed always has a fresh bed pad on top with “ crib sheets “ underneath. My aide puts a protec brief overtop my diapers .

My G/F is confined to bed this year , so the last four nights I have gone out and taken over 600?pictures and videos of the various ways people celebrate with lights and decorations . We will do Christmas in her bedroom ( we have a new grand baby , so we have to play the hand we are dealt , making new traditions like watching everyone else’s decorations with hot apple cider wine . I can say with certainty Mandelorian and minions are very popular , and for some odd reason 2 out 3 Santa’s are laying on the ground looking shit faced drunk because of the wind .

You are the enduring legacy of his love . Go admire yourself in the mirror , not as you but as your dad from a newborn in the hospital to all that you have become as a man today . Part of the human condition is death , lord knows losing a parent is hard , it took me a full 8 years . Eventually you will become a senior man and take your position next to your dad as someone known or unknown misses you , the way you miss your dad and I miss my mom . Death always casts a long shadow over all holidays that involve family and togetherness . My aide was missing her dad yesterday so I broke out a bottle of Jack his favorite beverage and we did shots , in his honor .your never truly dead until the living stop saying your name , so don’t stop .

The only thing better than a sale is a wet & dry sale , something for everyone

Hey with the right frosting a urinal cake might have potential as great gift to repel people you don’t want to see again .