Start A Useless Rumor About The Person Above You

[Firefly 35]

Is unable to wear red on Tuesdays per court order.

[Babygeebee]

Hates Mondays so doesn't observe them. 

[KPAXOR1987]

Paci in the profile pic is a modified ring pop

I don't think I'm good at this game man ?

[BabyJune]

Person above me is into K-Pop

[Babygeebee]

Likes to dance the Lindy Hop 

[Firefly 35]

Drives an older model time machine that has a bad flux capacitor.  Is often stuck on the freeway waiting for the horses and Model T's to trut along. 

[Babygeebee]

Ended up on Earth when he was tossed out a Vogon constructor ship and miraculously saved by a passing teaser. 

[Firefly 35]

Works in the US State Department's "Office of Interplanetaty Warfare".  Was recently cited for improper handling of a Martian multicollider.

[Abi]

Has a bee in his bonnet about his burning backside

[Babygeebee]

Is convinced the fridge light stays on after the door is closed. 

[babykeiff]

Is convinced that the fridge light goes out after the door is closed... and will attempt to prove it?

[LittleFenny]

^Has proof the fridge light is in fact delicious candy and isn't sharing it with the rest of the class.

[Firefly 35]

Accidentally deleted the .physicsreplacement files that operate most maglev trains in the EU.  

[TheJ]

Firefly's age play age is in fact closer to 2 1/3 than 2 1/2.

[Abi]

Married TheK, who suggested they should doublepbarrell their childrfen's surnames. 

She wasn't being serious, of course ... but he didn't get TheJK

[Firefly 35]

Bought 2,397 AA batteries for her electric vehicle only to realize that it uses button batteries instead.  The user manual didn't specify how many.

[Little Sherri]

Once dated Jennifer Aniston. 

[Babygeebee]

Poses for those little figurines on trophies. 

[DiaperboyEddie12]

has a hard time with figurines as they remind him of bad day dreams.