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Spokane Girl, September 2, 2007
Posted September 2, 2007
As the title says baby.
^ Works for Spokane Tourist Info and gets paid on commission ^
^ Is actually not a real person, but a life size doll ^
Posted September 3, 2007
Is part of the universe and always happy
bayb was arrested August 12th for the illegal pirating of images off of the worldwide net. The Arraignment of aforementioned suspect was held thursday, the supsect appeared before the judge wearing a pastel pink party dress with rows and rows of ruffles at it's hem....a dress truely created for twirling especially with its layers and layers of white petticoats beneath, white ruffled socks with pink bows and pink mary janes created a look to die for....the suspect's diaper peeked from underneath the skirt several times adding to the look of innocence.....to further enhance ....a wide polkadotted pink and white satin sash tied in the back with a large crisp bow highlighted the whole ensemble.
The judge, took one look at the suspect and threw the case out of his courtroom stating that the sweet litte girl before him couldn't even old enough to use a computer let alone be guilty of anything illegal!
Jennie, it's supposed to be made up "rummers"!
^wets her pants on purpose just to get punished
diaprbayb dress as a little girl by night but by day he a hard core FBI angent busting drug dealers
^ Only knows about bayb's day-job because a bag of white powder was found in his possession and he was arrested on suspicion of dealing in hard drugs.
All charges were dropped when Forensics discovered it was nothing harder than milk formula. ^
^ is really Prince William.
^lost his blanky on a road trip to a thime park^
^gets high from toad licking^
^made PETA upset for choking the chicken, flogging the dolphin, and spanking the monkey
^ Is jealous of square duck's uninhibited sexual stamina ^
^ is blackmailing square duck with video footage of his sexual prowess.
^ Was arrested for stealing his own identity.
^ I'm going to sue g t 123 for stealing my identity last week! ^
Was caught sending cookies laced with Ex-Lax to the ruling party's Chief Whip.
^ Enfant Terrible of Saatchi & Saatchi ^
^According to Phillip Morris, Dolly shouldn't still be alive.
^ Is sexualy attracted to David Beckham.
^ Gave a description of his ideal woman to a website selling Inflatables and is now the proud owner of a Bouncy Castle ^
^Thought Nintendo Wii was a new brand of nappy.
And is jealous of my bouncy castle ..lol
^Has been to Spokane and tried finding Johnny Depp there not realizing his movie was done being shot there four years before^
Posted September 4, 2007
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