Post a rediculous answer to the question

[DiaperRebel]

1492

Where is it advisable to change a diaper? 

[Wannatripbaby]

not in front of the judge, especially when you're already on trial. 

Solve for x:

12(a + ÷ x = 2

[Wannatripbaby]

Well, rumor has it that Stardust Smoothies are the best drink in existence, but nobody's ever survived long enough after drinking one to give a review. But they always have a smile on their corpse-face.

 

How do you diaper a giraffe?

[Firefly 35]

That depends.  But you want to make sure its diaper is pulled up so it has a good night.

What is the answer to yes or no?

[Wannatripbaby]

Yes! Wait, No! I mean, AAAHHHHHH!!!!!!!

(Falls into the Gorge of Eternal Peril.)

 

Mayonnaise?

[Firefly 35]

No thanks, I prefer the McDonalds secret sludge.  

Would you like to make that a combo meal for just 99 cents?

[Little BabyDoll Christine]

Only if it has a Vox Continental and Farfisa Combo Compact

Now many grasshoppers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

[vvp39]

That depends on whether you drink them before or after you screw in the light bulb.

Do you durnamic in a walage?

[Little BabyDoll Christine]

only when the gostok distims the doshes

(purple + sardines) x Friday =

[Wannatripbaby]

Well Friday is the 6th day of the week.

Day has 3 letters

3 x 6 = 18

So the answer is Archduke Bubbles.

 

Why are you just standing there?

[Firefly 35]

If there's no velocity, there's no direction, and therefore I can't answer your question.

(College + severe depression) - big scholarship = ?

[Abi]

seven degrees of separation

 

What declension is gnu?

[Little BabyDoll Christine]

I do not know, I declined to do it. Something beastly, no doubt

If s spider has 8 legs and a tiara has 95 stones. and if 9 is the square root of 81 and if you drove a bus to Denver, picked up 3 passengers at Washington DC and let of 13 in Cleveland. How old is the bus driver?

[Wannatripbaby]

Purple. Because the octopus was framed by the evil tophat.

 

Who made that wet spot on the carpet?

[Firefly 35]

Not who, but what.  You forgot to put to put your diaper in the diaper pail again.

Alguien habla español?

[Little BabyDoll Christine]

so quando o goto fala Portugues

Who put the bomp in the bomp-bomp-bomp: Who put the ram in the ramma-lamma ding dong?

[Firefly 35]

31.2 degrees celsius.

Why is this thread so popular?

[Rift The husky]

Because Captain Picard made it so

How did Star fleet come about?

[Firefly 35]

Because of an unfortuante encounter with the borg.

How many lightyears per gallon of dilithium does the enterprise get?

[Rift The husky]

5 Lightyears Per Gallon Of Klingon Blood Wine

How Far Is 5 Miles compared To Kilometers?

[Firefly 35]

A conversion factor of pi.

If processed foods were made with polysorbate 40 or 50 instead of 60, would there still be enough sorbates?

[Rift The husky]

Only if  it was replicated

How come replicators are only in star trek shows/movies and not in real life?

[Firefly 35]

Because they were all destoyed when the borg cube blew up the enterprise.

What is the square root of pi divided by 3 chocolate chip cookies?

[Rift The husky]

Chocolate milk

Why am I barking at trees in my back yard.  Bark  Bark Bark

[Firefly 35]

Because those evil trees threw leaves all over your yard last fall and made you rake them all up.

Why can't I fall asleep?