~Brian~ Posted April 6, 2022 Share Posted April 6, 2022 Because of things that should be SIMPLE to do are made more difficult. (takes an aspirin) Why does life suck sometimes? Link to comment
astrodiaper Posted April 7, 2022 Share Posted April 7, 2022 Because nature abhors a vacuum. Why does popcorn taste so damn good? Link to comment
Firefly 35 Posted May 28, 2022 Author Share Posted May 28, 2022 We are currently experiencing supply shortages of gunpowder corn. On an unrelated note, please be sure that you handle this product with caution. Is minuyte related to thyme? Link to comment
ValentinesStuff Posted May 30, 2022 Share Posted May 30, 2022 Only in music. Is beer good for you? Link to comment
Firefly 35 Posted August 9, 2022 Author Share Posted August 9, 2022 Only if it was made from hops that can jump particularily high. Where is the nearest whatchamacallit? Link to comment
Babygeebee Posted August 9, 2022 Share Posted August 9, 2022 Right beside the thingamajig outlet. Is it faster to Los Angeles than by bus? Link to comment
3bsg3 Posted August 14, 2022 Share Posted August 14, 2022 Not if you live in by bus. Do you know the muffin man? 1 Link to comment
~Brian~ Posted August 15, 2022 Share Posted August 15, 2022 No, but I would like to meet him, and have him give me a banana Muffin Is it time to make the Donuts??? Link to comment
Babygeebee Posted August 15, 2022 Share Posted August 15, 2022 I'm tired of the "hole" business Why do we drive on a parkway and park on a driveway? 1 Link to comment
~Brian~ Posted August 15, 2022 Share Posted August 15, 2022 because someone was a silly fool hehehe Why do people sometimes act so Mean? Link to comment
Babygeebee Posted August 15, 2022 Share Posted August 15, 2022 Because mean means average. Is cereal soup? Link to comment
~Brian~ Posted August 15, 2022 Share Posted August 15, 2022 No, but there are people that Kill a Box of Cereal, and Eat it all, so I guess that is something Why does a BIG bag of something have 1/4 of the contents it should have, and 3/4ths of the remainder is Empty space or air? Link to comment
Babygeebee Posted August 16, 2022 Share Posted August 16, 2022 That way you can use the bag as a pillow. Is firefly the opposite of waterfall? Link to comment
Little BabyDoll Christine Posted August 16, 2022 Share Posted August 16, 2022 On 4/6/2022 at 11:55 AM, ~Brian~ said: why does life suck sometimes? Because Mother Nature has a hair across her ass the size of a bridge support cable because Father Time has been going out with Christine Jorgensen all the...erm...time Link to comment
Firefly 35 Posted August 18, 2022 Author Share Posted August 18, 2022 On 8/16/2022 at 12:25 AM, Babygeebee said: Is firefly the opposite of waterfall? I can't make a comparison there because @waterfallhasn't posted anything yet. If you drop a piano down a mineshaft and it strikes an A flat minor, what chord would it strike if you drop it down an elevator shaft? Link to comment
Firefly 35 Posted December 14, 2022 Author Share Posted December 14, 2022 On 8/18/2022 at 6:27 PM, Firefly 35 said: I can't make a comparison there because @waterfallhasn't posted anything yet. If you drop a piano down a mineshaft and it strikes an A flat minor, what chord would it strike if you drop it down an elevator shaft? I guess that would be a diminished minor. Why is it unseasonably warm this winter? Link to comment
Babygeebee Posted December 15, 2022 Share Posted December 15, 2022 Because there is no such thing as a reasonably cold winter. Why is it called shipping when it goes by truck? Link to comment
astrodiaper Posted December 15, 2022 Share Posted December 15, 2022 Because when it reaches its final destination, it can’t keep on truckin’. Should I know the muffin man? Link to comment
Firefly 35 Posted December 16, 2022 Author Share Posted December 16, 2022 No, the bagel man is a lot more fun. Is electric eel backup power a worthwhile investment? Link to comment
BabyJune Posted December 28, 2022 Share Posted December 28, 2022 Sunds "fishy" to me. Why do we tak about changing a diaper? Changing it into what? I prefer my diapers to remain diapers. 1 Link to comment
lil_stinkie Posted January 1, 2023 Share Posted January 1, 2023 On 12/29/2022 at 2:14 AM, BabyJune said: Why do we tak about changing a diaper? Changing it into what? a portable toilet how do i stop being hungry with only a dollar to my name? 1 Link to comment
Abi Posted January 17, 2023 Share Posted January 17, 2023 On 1/1/2023 at 5:39 AM, lil_stinkie said: how do i stop being hungry with only a dollar to my name? Wait a couple of days, and you'll be absolutely starving instead. Why can't giraffes fly? 1 Link to comment
lil_stinkie Posted January 17, 2023 Share Posted January 17, 2023 14 hours ago, Abi said: Why can't giraffes fly? they have no need to really, they would rather stay in their own "neck" of the woods. what is it that makes hippos hungry all the time? Link to comment
astrodiaper Posted January 18, 2023 Share Posted January 18, 2023 Because marbles are hard to come by. How many snowflakes does it take before the majority of the population forget how to drive safely? 1 Link to comment
Abi Posted February 9, 2023 Share Posted February 9, 2023 One for each wheel. How do you decide which side is "heads" on the coins of an Islamic country? Link to comment
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