Little BabyDoll Christine Posted August 16, 2020 Share Posted August 16, 2020 Why did the ancient Near Easterners write only consonants? Because they had not yet learned to control their vowels Link to comment
ValentinesStuff Posted August 16, 2020 Share Posted August 16, 2020 13 minutes ago, Little Christine said: Why did the ancient Near Easterners write only consonants? Because they had not yet learned to control their vowels Dd thy wr dprs? Link to comment
Little BabyDoll Christine Posted August 18, 2020 Share Posted August 18, 2020 Got me; have it ywh Link to comment
BabyJune Posted August 19, 2020 Share Posted August 19, 2020 A blonde went to see the Gulf of Mexico and asked if Jack Niclaus would be playing in the tournament that day. Link to comment
vvp39 Posted August 19, 2020 Share Posted August 19, 2020 No doubt she drove her Golf.... Link to comment
square_duck Posted August 20, 2020 Share Posted August 20, 2020 I spotted a rare albino Cheetah....it was the least I could do..... ?? 1 Link to comment
Firefly 35 Posted August 20, 2020 Share Posted August 20, 2020 12 hours ago, square_duck said: I spotted a rare albino Cheetah....it was the least I could do..... ?? What color(s)? Link to comment
square_duck Posted August 21, 2020 Share Posted August 21, 2020 Polka dot colors... ? Link to comment
dyperbole Posted August 21, 2020 Share Posted August 21, 2020 My grandfather was responsible for 36 downed planes in World War II. He was the worst mechanic the Luftwaffe ever had. Link to comment
oznl Posted August 21, 2020 Share Posted August 21, 2020 21 minutes ago, dyperbole said: My grandfather was responsible for 36 downed planes in World War II. He was the worst mechanic the Luftwaffe ever had. I want to die like my grandfather, peacefully in my sleep, not die screaming in terror like his passengers did... Link to comment
Firefly 35 Posted August 21, 2020 Share Posted August 21, 2020 2 hours ago, oznl said: I want to die like my grandfather, peacefully in my sleep, not die screaming in terror like his passengers did... Luftwaffe pilots: "WHY DID YOU REPLACE ALL THE GEARS WITH WAFFLES?!" Link to comment
ValentinesStuff Posted August 21, 2020 Share Posted August 21, 2020 1 hour ago, Firefly 35 said: Luftwaffe pilots: "WHY DID YOU REPLACE ALL THE GEARS WITH WAFFLES?!" Was he syruptitious about doing that? Link to comment
Little BabyDoll Christine Posted August 21, 2020 Share Posted August 21, 2020 15 hours ago, Firefly 35 said: Luftwaffe pilots: "WHY DID YOU REPLACE ALL THE GEARS WITH WAFFLES?!" Mechanics: Because we are Belgian Link to comment
Crinklz Kat Posted August 22, 2020 Share Posted August 22, 2020 5 hours ago, Little Christine said: Mechanics: Because we are Belgian Spoken in "Belch". Link to comment
Little BabyDoll Christine Posted August 22, 2020 Share Posted August 22, 2020 Yes my Liege Link to comment
square_duck Posted August 22, 2020 Share Posted August 22, 2020 Belchin' spoken in most European bars and pubs.. Link to comment
ValentinesStuff Posted August 22, 2020 Share Posted August 22, 2020 6 hours ago, square_duck said: Belchin' spoken in most European bars and pubs.. And Loos, where most people are European, the others are Europoopin. Link to comment
dyperbole Posted August 22, 2020 Share Posted August 22, 2020 4 hours ago, ValentinesStuff said: And Loos, where most people are European, the others are Europoopin. Initially misread that as Laos. Apparently I have Laos-sy eyesight. Link to comment
Little BabyDoll Christine Posted August 22, 2020 Share Posted August 22, 2020 How Laos-y is it? Link to comment
square_duck Posted August 23, 2020 Share Posted August 23, 2020 "Hey laos-yyyy. I'm home!!" Link to comment
rusty pins Posted August 23, 2020 Share Posted August 23, 2020 Makes me wonder if the old song "Skip To My Loo" has it's origins with bathrooms! Could it have been a way for parents toilet training their kids to try and make it fun to go to the bathroom? Instead of just walking to the potty when they had to go, the skip to it singing a little song. Maybe to help reinforce to a kid that they are a big boy or girl and they are telling everyone they are going to use the potty instead of going in their diapers or pants. Now, "Skip to my loo my darling" makes me wonder! Is that where Mommy/Wife has the changing table when husband needs his diaper changed? "Skip to my loo my darling and I'll get that wet diaper of yours changed!" Link to comment
ValentinesStuff Posted August 23, 2020 Share Posted August 23, 2020 I think I'll drop the "to," and just skip the loo. Link to comment
Little BabyDoll Christine Posted August 24, 2020 Share Posted August 24, 2020 When I have to clean my fully fixtured bathroom I always dress as Napoleon* because I am about to meet my water loo *Although I woud feel more at home dressed as Josephine, but we will not talk about that here To which I added a 4th verse Now in England, one time I chanced to be And I had to go take a wicked pee But there weren't not a dang flush john in sight So I started askin' people left ant right Waterloo, Waterloo, where can I find a water loo? Cuz this puppy has to go so dang bad so let me know? Can you tell me where to find a water loo? Link to comment
square_duck Posted August 26, 2020 Share Posted August 26, 2020 I think I have a waterloo in the bathroom..... Don't use it much though....I feel defeated... Link to comment
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