rusty pins Posted August 22, 2019 Share Posted August 22, 2019 On 8/21/2019 at 3:34 AM, Firefly 35 said: Have you seen the donkey that always walks across the freeway? What an ass. I said that about the cute 20 year old girl in her tight jeans! Link to comment
Apache Raccoon Posted September 25, 2019 Share Posted September 25, 2019 I have a friend who’s an alcoholic; I felt I should help him deal with his drinking problem so I took him on a swimming trip up the river in Egypt as I figured this would be the perfect place for him to at least admit he had a problem. It didn’t go so well though because he was in Da-Nile 1 Link to comment
feralfreak Posted September 26, 2019 Share Posted September 26, 2019 Hillbilly wife :"why ddont chu git sum dim pills dat make yu horny?" Hillbilly husband :"yu mean yu want dim diet pills?" She goes on trial for murder Monday Link to comment
Firefly 35 Posted September 26, 2019 Share Posted September 26, 2019 How do you know if your diapers are crappy? It depends. Link to comment
rusty pins Posted September 26, 2019 Share Posted September 26, 2019 Did you hear about the farmer? He won an award for being "outstanding in his field" Link to comment
rusty pins Posted November 24, 2019 Share Posted November 24, 2019 What kind of tractor needs a diaper change? 'Messey' Ferguson! Link to comment
Firefly 35 Posted November 25, 2019 Share Posted November 25, 2019 Why do they call it black Friday? Be on Lookout for Assholes Cheaters & Knockoffs Why do they call it Cyber Monday? Card has Yet to Buy at Every Retailer Link to comment
dlsafrica Posted November 25, 2019 Share Posted November 25, 2019 On 9/26/2019 at 12:59 PM, rusty pins said: Did you hear about the farmer? He won an award for being "outstanding in his field" That's outstanding Link to comment
Lil'PinkDi-dee Posted November 26, 2019 Share Posted November 26, 2019 What is the one thing that a wife can say to her husband that will make the parakeet extremely nervous? Honey, I don't think Fluffy has enough cat food to last until payday. Link to comment
Apache Raccoon Posted November 26, 2019 Share Posted November 26, 2019 Rick Astley is happy to give anyone DVDs from his Disney Pixar collection Apart from one, he's never gonna give you Up. 1 Link to comment
Little BabyDoll Christine Posted January 8, 2020 Share Posted January 8, 2020 Did the Jolly Green Giant enter the Diaper Dimension? Link to comment
Little BabyDoll Christine Posted January 9, 2020 Share Posted January 9, 2020 "What do you think of King Oedipus?" "Oh! THAT motherfucker!!" Link to comment
Little BabyDoll Christine Posted January 16, 2020 Share Posted January 16, 2020 Have you ever been interrogated by the KGB in a diaper? Now THAT gives you a REAL Russia. I am not Putin you on! How about flying an airship in a diaper? THAT is a gas! Studied Philosophy in a diaper. It was a class in E-PISS-temology Went to a STAR WARS movie in a diaper and rubber pantiesw: THE EMPIRE STRIKES BACK Link to comment
dlsafrica Posted January 17, 2020 Share Posted January 17, 2020 The accused write a confession in yellow to get a lighter sentence Link to comment
BabyJune Posted January 17, 2020 Share Posted January 17, 2020 Two guys are walking down the street. One guy walks into a bar. The other guy ducks down. Link to comment
le Hollandais Posted January 17, 2020 Share Posted January 17, 2020 A rabbi, a priest, and a lawyer walk into a bar. The barkeeper asks "What is this, some kind of joke?" Link to comment
rusty pins Posted January 17, 2020 Share Posted January 17, 2020 A rabbi, priest and baptist minister all go fishing in a boat on a small lake. After about an hour, the priest says, "I think I might have left the lights on in the car. I'll go check". With that he steps out of the boat, walks across the water to the shore. A few minutes later he walks back across the water and steps into the boat. The rabbi us speechless! After another hour, the minister says, "I need to use the outhouse. I'll be right back" and he too steps out of the boat, walks across the water back to the landing and uses the outhouse. Pretty soon he walks back across the water and climbs back into the boat. Now, the rabbi is totally confounded at the Godly powers of the Christians, but he thinks his religion is just as powerful so he says, "We forgot the lunch! I'll go back to the car and get it"! He steps out of the boat and promptly sinks to the bottom. The minister turns to the priest and says, "You think we should have told him where the rocks are?" 1 Link to comment
dlsafrica Posted January 18, 2020 Share Posted January 18, 2020 The accused wrote a confession in yellow to get a lighter sentence Link to comment
rusty pins Posted January 18, 2020 Share Posted January 18, 2020 On 1/16/2020 at 11:08 PM, dlsafrica said: The accused write a confession in yellow to get a lighter sentence 17 hours ago, dlsafrica said: The accused wrote a confession in yellow to get a lighter sentence Is the bad joke here supposed to be that you posted the same joke twice on two different days? Link to comment
dyperbole Posted January 19, 2020 Share Posted January 19, 2020 My neighbor speaks to her cat as if it could understand her. I told my dog and we both had a laugh over it. I asked my horse if animals could understand human language and it said neigh. 1 Link to comment
Firefly 35 Posted January 19, 2020 Share Posted January 19, 2020 If a shopping cart rolls into a parked car, is that an accident a la carte? Link to comment
Little BabyDoll Christine Posted January 19, 2020 Share Posted January 19, 2020 No; it is Stop & Pop! Link to comment
Andrew54 Posted January 19, 2020 Share Posted January 19, 2020 Boris JohnsonSent from my iPhone using Tapatalk ”. “Don’t you love invisible ink.Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk Link to comment
rusty pins Posted January 20, 2020 Share Posted January 20, 2020 On 1/18/2020 at 7:21 PM, dyperbole said: My neighbor speaks to her cat as if it could understand her. I told my dog and we both had a laugh over it. I asked my horse if animals could understand human language and it said neigh. I asked my pony too, but he couldn't answer me because he was a little horse (and his name is not "Mr. Ed") Link to comment
Little BabyDoll Christine Posted January 20, 2020 Share Posted January 20, 2020 I see we are going to be saddled with horse jokes. Oy Rogers that! Makes me want to get my Peacemaker out, put the barrel in my mouth and pull the Trigger Link to comment
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