Bad Jokes

[spoonchicken]

23 hours ago, Crinklz Kat said:

Another one for @spoonchicken !

Spoon approves

 

[Apache Raccoon]

I have a friends who hates living in St Louis

He's always in a constant state of Missouri 

[dlover49]

On 12/29/2021 at 12:16 AM, square_duck said:

Yes, and a very painless one at that!

Vodka and Milk of Magnesia makes a Phillips Screwdriver.

[Little Cub Pants]

1 hour ago, Apache Raccoon said:

I have a friends who hates living in St Louis

He's always in a constant state of Missouri 

Hugs little buddy!?????❤️ I totally wanna snuggle with you.????? After all, you said yourself, "I'm Jesse the besty!???❤️????☺️??❤️ Says in an babyish voice: " I think I got a wet diaper!"???????????????? "Would you change me?!"?☹️??????????????

[rusty pins]

How can you tell a blind man at a nudest resort?

It's not hard.

[DailyDi]

[square_duck]

Lets not forget the unsuitable one.....'untime lee'

[ValentinesStuff]

Or his cousin the doctor, don't call me Sure Lee.

[rusty pins]

And don't forget his sister the baker, "Sara Lee"

By the way, I just bought a pair of sneekers from a drug dealer.  I'm not sure what he laced them with, but I've been trippin all day!

[Little BabyDoll Christine]

U used to work in the factory where those sneaks were made.If you were high all thetie, they were P.F. Flyers

[DailyDi]

3 hours ago, rusty pins said:

By the way, I just bought a pair of sneekers from a drug dealer.  I'm not sure what he laced them with, but I've been trippin all day!

Ha! Stealing that one!

[square_duck]

21 hours ago, rusty pins said:

And don't forget his sister the baker, "Sara Lee"

By the way, I just bought a pair of sneekers from a drug dealer.  I'm not sure what he laced them with, but I've been trippin all day!

??

[Crinklz Kat]

[square_duck]

2 hours ago, Crinklz Kat said:

Oh gawd!!!!! ?? it took me a minete to "get it"....sheesh.

[Spiderman]

 

This picture is for spoony!!!!

[Crinklz Kat]

18 hours ago, square_duck said:

Oh gawd!!!!! ?? it took me a minete to "get it"....sheesh.

Same here.   It was bad.... which makes it good!

[DailyDi]

[Crinklz Kat]

He lacked counter intelligence!

[square_duck]

I guess this means he wasn't on the level.....

[Crinklz Kat]

[Firefly 35]

Important acronyms to know:

USB - Universal Serial Bus  Unnecessary Stupid Bullshit

USB-C - USB Type C  Unnecessary Stupid Bullshit on Cocaine

modem - modulator/demodulator - Mostly Operational Device for Electronic Mayhem

LED - Light Emitting Diode  Ludicrous Efficiency Denial

HDMI - High Definition Multimedia Interface  Hard Drive Mostly Intact

Laser - Light Amplification by Selective Emission of Radiation  Look at shiny, eradicate retinas

.pdf - Portable Data Format  Poopy Diaper Fluff

[DailyDi]

What do you give a pig with a diaper rash?

Oinkment

[rusty pins]

Several hours on a low temperature grill and smoker basted in a good rib rub and sauce.

[Little BabyDoll Christine]

3 hours ago, DailyDi said:

What do you give a pig with a diaper rash?

 

Bacon soda

[Little BabyDoll Christine]

The recently found a new prehistoric reptile in the Mexican Sonoran desert. the paleontologist who named it had recently been eating some very hot enchaladas and named the creature for that experience: Myassisaur