Bad Jokes

[ValentinesStuff]

3 hours ago, square_duck said:

If a master installer of zippers in jeans needed a name, could you just call him "Lord of the Flies"... ??

Zip it!

[square_duck]

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[BabyJune]

What do they name an adult baby in Saudi Arabia?

Ajit Masouf

(Keep saying it and it'll come to you)

[dyperbole]

Reminds me of the SNL routine  with Robert De Niro about getting info from the public after 9-11, and specifically from a bunch of high school kids.  Some of the names:  Hous-Bin Pharteen, I-Bin Pharteen, Mustaf Herod Apyar Poupr, Awan Afuqya

[WetDad]

I remember a series of those names showing up in a Steven Cobert skit several years ago. Dick-bin Drippan, Hugh Jorgan, etc.

[Little BabyDoll Christine]

To be joined by Abdul Hasan Atta-Toud, Saddam Sheim and Simi Ben Dova

Then there are the Russians Ivan Ichydik, Yuri Sonavavitch and Ivana Fakumova

Then the well-known clean-up firm of Krapp & Leavitt and the investment firm of Conham & Rippemoff

Then IRL some poor Swiss hockey coach with the last name of Pecca and who was more aptly named than Bernie Madoff?

[ValentinesStuff]

And the classic law firm of Dewey, Cheatham, and Howe.

[Little BabyDoll Christine]

And the world famous "big cat" trainer Claude Bawls

[ValentinesStuff]

Have you met my accountant Rob U. Blynde?

[astrodiaper]

 

35 minutes ago, ValentinesStuff said:

Have you met my accountant Rob U. Blynde?

No, but I have utilized the services of Snowe, Steele, and Tricumm. 

[Crinklz Kat]

20 hours ago, ValentinesStuff said:

And the classic law firm of Dewey, Cheatham, and Howe.

And there's -- MOFO.com

Look it up... IT'S NO JOKE!

[Little BabyDoll Christine]

Remember back ink the day when we had the classic "report for abouse" in the bottom right of each post. Well, I did some poking aroun and guess what Too bad this page is damaged. Oh well; it wil just have to be in the bottom left: Now, you, too can...

report for abuse

[subhubby1968]

what do you get when you pick a pig's nose?

 

ham boogers,  I know, I know, snot funny!

[Little BabyDoll Christine]

I had NO idea how pathetic I really am until this morning. I got a ransomware attack -- They gave ME a million dollars!

[square_duck]

On 6/11/2021 at 8:31 PM, Little Christine said:

I had NO idea how pathetic I really am until this morning. I got a ransomware attack -- They gave ME a million dollars!

Remember, sharing is caring!! ?

[Little BabyDoll Christine]

Just now, square_duck said:

Remember, sharing is caring!! ?

And oils well that ends will; and the bad guys took the gas pipe

[square_duck]

I'm just wondering.......if a person gets so good at averting disastersor cleaning them up, and generally making things better than before.....could that person be considered a "master abaiter"....?????

[ValentinesStuff]

Is an excellent cake maker a "Master Baker"?

[astrodiaper]

On 6/11/2021 at 9:31 PM, Little Christine said:

I had NO idea how pathetic I really am until this morning. I got a ransomware attack -- They gave ME a million dollars!

I’ve had my apartment broke into once. They LEFT me money!

[Little BabyDoll Christine]

My friend left his accordion in his hatchback, hoping soneone would break into it and steal it. Sure enough: when he got back to it the back widnow was broken -- but now there were TWO accordions!

[ValentinesStuff]

33 minutes ago, Little Christine said:

My friend left his accordion in his hatchback, hoping soneone would break into it and steal it. Sure enough: when he got back to it the back widnow was broken -- but now there were TWO accordions!

She goes in and out and in

And out and in and out and in and out

She's playing all night

And the music's all right

Mama's got a squeeze box

Daddy never sleeps at night

[rusty pins]

Pro fishermen are all Master Baiters!

[subhubby1968]

Why did the fish blush, he saw the ocean's bottom

[Little BabyDoll Christine]

3 hours ago, ValentinesStuff said:

She goes in and out and in

And out and in and out and in and out

She's playing all night

And the music's all right

Mama's got a squeeze box

Daddy never sleeps at night

I hope the kids ar all right

[ValentinesStuff]

14 minutes ago, Little Christine said:

I hope the kids ar all right

Unfortunately they don't get fed.