ValentinesStuff Posted April 16, 2021 Share Posted April 16, 2021 3 hours ago, square_duck said: If a master installer of zippers in jeans needed a name, could you just call him "Lord of the Flies"... ?? Zip it! Link to comment
BabyJune Posted April 16, 2021 Share Posted April 16, 2021 What do they name an adult baby in Saudi Arabia? Ajit Masouf (Keep saying it and it'll come to you) 1 Link to comment
dyperbole Posted April 18, 2021 Share Posted April 18, 2021 Reminds me of the SNL routine with Robert De Niro about getting info from the public after 9-11, and specifically from a bunch of high school kids. Some of the names: Hous-Bin Pharteen, I-Bin Pharteen, Mustaf Herod Apyar Poupr, Awan Afuqya Link to comment
WetDad Posted April 19, 2021 Share Posted April 19, 2021 I remember a series of those names showing up in a Steven Cobert skit several years ago. Dick-bin Drippan, Hugh Jorgan, etc. Link to comment
Little BabyDoll Christine Posted April 19, 2021 Share Posted April 19, 2021 To be joined by Abdul Hasan Atta-Toud, Saddam Sheim and Simi Ben Dova Then there are the Russians Ivan Ichydik, Yuri Sonavavitch and Ivana Fakumova Then the well-known clean-up firm of Krapp & Leavitt and the investment firm of Conham & Rippemoff Then IRL some poor Swiss hockey coach with the last name of Pecca and who was more aptly named than Bernie Madoff? Link to comment
ValentinesStuff Posted April 20, 2021 Share Posted April 20, 2021 And the classic law firm of Dewey, Cheatham, and Howe. Link to comment
Little BabyDoll Christine Posted April 20, 2021 Share Posted April 20, 2021 And the world famous "big cat" trainer Claude Bawls Link to comment
ValentinesStuff Posted April 20, 2021 Share Posted April 20, 2021 Have you met my accountant Rob U. Blynde? Link to comment
astrodiaper Posted April 20, 2021 Share Posted April 20, 2021 35 minutes ago, ValentinesStuff said: Have you met my accountant Rob U. Blynde? No, but I have utilized the services of Snowe, Steele, and Tricumm. Link to comment
Crinklz Kat Posted April 20, 2021 Share Posted April 20, 2021 20 hours ago, ValentinesStuff said: And the classic law firm of Dewey, Cheatham, and Howe. And there's -- MOFO.com Look it up... IT'S NO JOKE! 1 Link to comment
Little BabyDoll Christine Posted May 23, 2021 Share Posted May 23, 2021 Remember back ink the day when we had the classic "report for abouse" in the bottom right of each post. Well, I did some poking aroun and guess what Too bad this page is damaged. Oh well; it wil just have to be in the bottom left: Now, you, too can... report for abuse Link to comment
subhubby1968 Posted June 7, 2021 Share Posted June 7, 2021 what do you get when you pick a pig's nose? ham boogers, I know, I know, snot funny! 1 Link to comment
Little BabyDoll Christine Posted June 12, 2021 Share Posted June 12, 2021 I had NO idea how pathetic I really am until this morning. I got a ransomware attack -- They gave ME a million dollars! 1 Link to comment
square_duck Posted June 13, 2021 Share Posted June 13, 2021 On 6/11/2021 at 8:31 PM, Little Christine said: I had NO idea how pathetic I really am until this morning. I got a ransomware attack -- They gave ME a million dollars! Remember, sharing is caring!! ? 1 Link to comment
Little BabyDoll Christine Posted June 13, 2021 Share Posted June 13, 2021 Just now, square_duck said: Remember, sharing is caring!! ? And oils well that ends will; and the bad guys took the gas pipe Link to comment
square_duck Posted June 13, 2021 Share Posted June 13, 2021 I'm just wondering.......if a person gets so good at averting disastersor cleaning them up, and generally making things better than before.....could that person be considered a "master abaiter"....????? Link to comment
ValentinesStuff Posted June 13, 2021 Share Posted June 13, 2021 Is an excellent cake maker a "Master Baker"? Link to comment
astrodiaper Posted June 13, 2021 Share Posted June 13, 2021 On 6/11/2021 at 9:31 PM, Little Christine said: I had NO idea how pathetic I really am until this morning. I got a ransomware attack -- They gave ME a million dollars! I’ve had my apartment broke into once. They LEFT me money! Link to comment
Little BabyDoll Christine Posted June 13, 2021 Share Posted June 13, 2021 My friend left his accordion in his hatchback, hoping soneone would break into it and steal it. Sure enough: when he got back to it the back widnow was broken -- but now there were TWO accordions! Link to comment
ValentinesStuff Posted June 13, 2021 Share Posted June 13, 2021 33 minutes ago, Little Christine said: My friend left his accordion in his hatchback, hoping soneone would break into it and steal it. Sure enough: when he got back to it the back widnow was broken -- but now there were TWO accordions! She goes in and out and in And out and in and out and in and out She's playing all night And the music's all right Mama's got a squeeze box Daddy never sleeps at night Link to comment
rusty pins Posted June 13, 2021 Share Posted June 13, 2021 Pro fishermen are all Master Baiters! 1 Link to comment
subhubby1968 Posted June 13, 2021 Share Posted June 13, 2021 Why did the fish blush, he saw the ocean's bottom Link to comment
Little BabyDoll Christine Posted June 13, 2021 Share Posted June 13, 2021 3 hours ago, ValentinesStuff said: She goes in and out and in And out and in and out and in and out She's playing all night And the music's all right Mama's got a squeeze box Daddy never sleeps at night I hope the kids ar all right Link to comment
ValentinesStuff Posted June 13, 2021 Share Posted June 13, 2021 14 minutes ago, Little Christine said: I hope the kids ar all right Unfortunately they don't get fed. Link to comment
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