"those Pants Make You Look Like You're Wearing A Diaper!"

[DailyDi]

A neighbor said to me today "Those sweat pants make you look like you're wearing a diaper!"

To which I replied "Oh good, I thought the diaper would!"

[babyruss]

A neighbor said to me today "Those sweat pants make you look like you're wearing a diaper!"

To which I replied "Oh good, I thought the diaper would!"

people say the strangest things without realiseing how true it is. like for example, me and the f/g had some friends round the other day, so i had to try my hardest to be a grown up. (not easy for me) eventually i caved in and had a small tantrum, to which my g/f's friend said "he sure can act like a baby" if only they knew. i just burst out laughing and they didn't understand why

[StarBaby]

That's pretty funny

[ultrapampers]

To which I replied "Oh good, I thought the diaper would!"

LOL! Okay, there's gotta be more to the story, DailyDi. Where did this happen? What were you wearing? What were you doing at the time? What did the neighbor say after your clever retort? Details, man, details!

[dominaj]

A woman at a Rite Aid asked me if the diapers I was buying were for me. I replied "Yes, they are." No response from the questioning woman.

[diamondback6881]

Now that is funny. We need details, DailyDi. LOL

[Nat]

Cool. Shame I never got this yet. Only comments I have gotten from my parents was "They make you look fat" and my bf saying "It makes your butt look big."

[Aurelius]

A woman at a Rite Aid asked me if the diapers I was buying were for me. I replied "Yes, they are." No response from the questioning woman.

Sometimes people make things so much harder than they need to be. Good on you for not backing down. Besides, you're buying and the store is selling and we all know that's everything at the end of the day.

[curiositykilledthecat]

Sometimes people make things so much harder than they need to be. Good on you for not backing down. Besides, you're buying and the store is selling and we all know that's everything at the end of the day.

I always blame my grandfather or my retiring coworker.

[DavidMW]

A woman at a Rite Aid asked me if the diapers I was buying were for me. I replied "Yes, they are." No response from the questioning woman.

Although I haven't been asked about diapers, when I'm asked odd questions from strangers, I usually try to make up an absurd yet somewhat plausible response. E.g., "They're for my mom. She likes to soak them with diet cola and then put them on her face. She swears that's why she doesn't have any wrinkles."

About half the time they clearly realize they got a load of BS, some are skeptical, but a surprising number seem to fall for such tales if I can keep the straight face until I can make my getaway. I worry a bit about this last group - especially around election time.

[leafy kille]

people are surprisingly stupid, there are smart individuals but there are a lot more stupid individuals!

as is said in business "no one ever got poor underestimating the stupidity of the masses"

[ranger]

I bought attends at a small drugstore a few years ago. The store manager jokingly asked if wanted a bag or if I wanted to wear them home. It caught me off guard. Luckily, I didn't have to respond. The clerk working with him (a lady, probably mid 60ish) scolded him. The whole thing was kind of funny. I wish now I'd have had the nerve to ask if there was somewhere to change!!!!!

[adriansurley]

I probably would have made a smart comment back and made a joke out of it knowing me.

[Yvhuce]

I bought attends at a small drugstore a few years ago. The store manager jokingly asked if wanted a bag or if I wanted to wear them home. It caught me off guard. Luckily, I didn't have to respond. The clerk working with him (a lady, probably mid 60ish) scolded him. The whole thing was kind of funny. I wish now I'd have had the nerve to ask if there was somewhere to change!!!!!

Shoulda tuned it back on him with something like "Well, what do you usually do?"

[anondl]

A neighbor said to me today "Those sweat pants make you look like you're wearing a diaper!"

To which I replied "Oh good, I thought the diaper would!"

Was the neighbor being mean, or impulsive like a child, say whatever comes to mind?

What was their reaction to your reply?

[Sissy Tami]

Or you could say

"I'm gender disphoric and can't make up my mind about which bathroom to ues so I wear diapers instead"

Several people have asked me when I am out in public in one of my baby dresses if I wear diapers to complete the outfit. The first couple of times I did not have a great reply but now I just say "No I wear the dress to complete the look of the diaper!"

Then the was the time that I flew on a comercial ariline in one of my sissy baby dresses. You should have seen the the security screeners praying that I would not set off the detector as I went thru. Apperantly they did not want to check my diapers for any sort of wepons of mass distruction. It may have been funny if I had just to see them all cast lots to see who had to do it!

Then the airline lost my luggage on one trip. The lady in lost luggage (who applies for that job?) asked me if there was anything in my luggage that would distinguish it! I almost fell on the floor laughing. Of course it had diapers and plastic pants in it as well as a bottle and pascifer and bonnet. Not to mention my very large fake boobs with really large nipples.

I had my smarts on that day though and I asked her why in the world the would be rifeling thru mine or other peoples luggage since it had two diffrent tags on it with my name and address. And I assume that most people have tags on theirs as well. She was a little taken back and said that sometimes those get lost. I said still would it not be more appropreate to ask first if the luggage was taged and then ask about the contence.

So I told her that anyone who opend my bag would be laughing so hard that it could take a day or so to pull themselves togther. Then I gave her a full and complete list of the contence of my bag. The never did find it so I wound up giving two other airline employees the same run down as well as sending in a writen list.

I know that they will laugh about it for years to come!

What will happen next?

[packrat]

Great description, Sissy Tami: You have to just take life as it comes sometimes. Truth can be so much more entertaining than fiction....I hope your luggage is secure from this point forward.

[DailyDi]

She just said something like "Oh, okay then." My neighbors all love me as I am VERY kind with my electronics and furniture when I upgrade

Don't think there;s a house on the street that doesn't have something of mine in it.

In this case it was the neighbor right next door, who should know someone wears diapers in the house as they've been left packages for me that were clearly marked as diapers.

[diaperlovernv]

I bought attends at a small drugstore a few years ago. The store manager jokingly asked if wanted a bag or if I wanted to wear them home. It caught me off guard. Luckily, I didn't have to respond. The clerk working with him (a lady, probably mid 60ish) scolded him. The whole thing was kind of funny. I wish now I'd have had the nerve to ask if there was somewhere to change!!!!!

I bought Depends one night from Walmart at about 2AM. The cashier asked if they were for me and I replied "Yes" she then started asking me what I thought of them and she was thinking about getting some for her elderly mother. I told her the truth that the best diapers were online and Depends only fills in when I run out. I showed her the top of my Abena X-plus and she stated that it did look thicker than a Depends. I paid her and she thanked me for my honesty and I left.

[DLcollegegirl]

Sometimes I might accident talk babyish like say "hungwies" "sleepies" Sometimes I randomly do it and some people ask me "You're talking like a baby"

And usually I just say something like "oh? didn't notice.."

Sometimes I do it and some find it cute

[rusty pins]

A neighbor said to me today "Those sweat pants make you look like you're wearing a diaper!"

To which I replied "Oh good, I thought the diaper would!"

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The real question here is, did the neighbor actually know that you wear diapers or not? Sure, boxes of diapers are delivered to the house so she might have suspected either you or someone else like your mom needed them. The point I'm making is, a neighbor living by you, DailyDi, appears to not actually know that you wear diapers! That shows me how responsible you are with your need! Just the fact that the neighbor had no idea you wore diapers (providing she wasn't just making a smart comment about your diapers and sweat pants) shows how much of an example you set for others as far as the responsibility of being discreet when going out where people can see you. On the other hand, she did say that the sweat pants made you look like you were wearing a diaper! The thing is, she really didn't know for sure and may have been making a joke about baggy sweat pants and not really figuring you had a diaper on under them! So, what did she do when you said, "Oh good, I thought the diaper would!"?

[moi]

Although I haven't been asked about diapers, when I'm asked odd questions from strangers, I usually try to make up an absurd yet somewhat plausible response. E.g., "They're for my mom. She likes to soak them with diet cola and then put them on her face. She swears that's why she doesn't have any wrinkles."

About half the time they clearly realize they got a load of BS, some are skeptical, but a surprising number seem to fall for such tales if I can keep the straight face until I can make my getaway. I worry a bit about this last group - especially around election time.

I think maybe we need a thread titled "The craziest diaper excuses you've gotten others to believe". Examples: "They're for my ferret - he likes to eat the stuffing", "I use them in place of potholders", "I'm decorating my living room with them". None of which I've ever actually used... sadly!

[BabyTara]

"They're for my ferret - he likes to eat the stuffing"

You'll end up with a fat ferret! Especially if he takes a big drink after.

[square_duck]

I think maybe we need a thread titled "The craziest diaper excuses you've gotten others to believe". Examples: "They're for my ferret - he likes to eat the stuffing", "I use them in place of potholders", "I'm decorating my living room with them". None of which I've ever actually used... sadly!

Hmmmm diaper wall paper...the use of colors between the wellness briefs (blue) and molicares (purple) and a dash of bambino and providers choice....might be interesting

and useful in case of a flood

[timmyc]

She just said something like "Oh, okay then." My neighbors all love me as I am VERY kind with my electronics and furniture when I upgrade <img src="http://www.dailydiapers.com/board/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/smile.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid="" border="0" alt="smile.gif" />

Don't think there;s a house on the street that doesn't have something of mine in it.

In this case it was the neighbor right next door, who should know someone wears diapers in the house as they've been left packages for me that were clearly marked as diapers.

Maybe she was trying to deduce who in your house the wearer was, and floated that out there.