Sarah Penguin Posted November 25, 2019 Share Posted November 25, 2019 17 minutes ago, Firefly 35 said: Granted, everyone is intersex and gay. I wish for a cat. You're a cat now. I wish for it to rain cats and dogs wearing parachutes! Link to comment
Firefly 35 Posted November 25, 2019 Share Posted November 25, 2019 Granted. It's raining wild cats and dogs that are trying to eat you. I wish for $1000 of free stuff on my next shopping trip. Link to comment
littleTomás Posted November 25, 2019 Share Posted November 25, 2019 24 minutes ago, Firefly 35 said: I wish for $1000 of free stuff on my next shopping trip. Granted, you're required to take the free stuff home with you and you're given however many silly bands $1000 can buy. I wish for an invisibility cloak. Link to comment
PupLuther Posted November 25, 2019 Share Posted November 25, 2019 16 hours ago, littleTomás said: Granted, you're required to take the free stuff home with you and you're given however many silly bands $1000 can buy. I wish for an invisibility cloak. Granted, you now have a cloak that is perfectly transparent; however, this doesn't do anything to make YOU transparent. I wish there was a pill or something I could take that would make me how ever much intoxicated I want to be without a risk of alcohol poisoning. Link to comment
Joep Posted November 26, 2019 Share Posted November 26, 2019 Granted, you now have a cloak that is perfectly transparent; however, this doesn't do anything to make YOU transparent. I wish there was a pill or something I could take that would make me how ever much intoxicated I want to be without a risk of alcohol poisoning. Granted, you become drunk for 30 hours every time you take a pill. I wish my poop didn’t stinkSent from my iPhone using Tapatalk Link to comment
Firefly 35 Posted November 26, 2019 Share Posted November 26, 2019 Granted, everything else but the poop stinks. I wish stores would alert current shoppers to take cover when black Friday is about to start. Link to comment
Joep Posted November 26, 2019 Share Posted November 26, 2019 Granted, everything else but the poop stinks. I wish stores would alert current shoppers to take cover when black Friday is about to start. Granted but the stores are only gas stationsI wish Northshore would have the MegaMax fixed soonerSent from my iPhone using Tapatalk Link to comment
Firefly 35 Posted November 27, 2019 Share Posted November 27, 2019 Granted, and they have dumped a semi truck full of them into your living room. I wish for one day without major bullshit. 1 Link to comment
BabyJune Posted November 27, 2019 Share Posted November 27, 2019 GRANTED: You are now living in a little town in CANADA. I wish global warming would hurry up and turn my neighborhood into Florida. Link to comment
PupLuther Posted December 1, 2019 Share Posted December 1, 2019 Granted, now everywhere is like Florida or worse. I wish I could come out to my parents as an ABDL without repercussions. Link to comment
Sarah Penguin Posted December 1, 2019 Share Posted December 1, 2019 5 hours ago, PupLuther said: Granted, now everywhere is like Florida or worse. I wish I could come out to my parents as an ABDL without repercussions. Poof! You came out to your parents but endless xenomorphs invaded and slaughtered everyone on the planet immediatetly after you got your we you not matter what hug. No more you or your parents. I wish I were a magical girl. 1 Link to comment
Joep Posted December 1, 2019 Share Posted December 1, 2019 Poof! You came out to your parents but endless xenomorphs invaded and slaughtered everyone on the planet immediatetly after you got your we you not matter what hug. No more you or your parents. I wish I were a magical girl. Granted! You’re now an underemployed magician in your hometown, your assistant is one of the forum members. I wish for better grades at collegeSent from my iPhone using Tapatalk Link to comment
Firefly 35 Posted December 1, 2019 Share Posted December 1, 2019 Granted, you now have perfect grades but have to spend 58 hours per week studying. I wish for 8 hours of sleep per night. Link to comment
BBoy Posted December 2, 2019 Share Posted December 2, 2019 Granted, but you are such a deep sleeper you start sleep walking. I wish for a humane Chinese government Link to comment
kasarberang Posted December 2, 2019 Share Posted December 2, 2019 3 hours ago, BBoy said: Granted, but you are such a deep sleeper you start sleep walking. I wish for a humane Chinese government Granted, but now the U.S government is how china used to be. I wish I had a Nintendo Switch. Link to comment
TheJ Posted December 5, 2019 Share Posted December 5, 2019 Granted! You now have a Nintendo Switch and $350 of debt. Express deliveries are expensive. I wish winters were snowy but warm. Link to comment
Davidv1996 Posted December 7, 2019 Share Posted December 7, 2019 Granted but it only use one time i wish I don’t have to go to work no more Link to comment
Mars.inDiapers Posted December 8, 2019 Share Posted December 8, 2019 Granted, you're fired. I wish diapers never leaked. Link to comment
Joep Posted December 8, 2019 Share Posted December 8, 2019 Granted, you're fired. I wish diapers never leaked. Granted, but they aren’t your sizeI wish I knew who wears diapers in public and who doesn’t Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk Link to comment
Pete671 Posted December 9, 2019 Share Posted December 9, 2019 Granted, all wearers have to wear a badge advertising it, but the newspapers publish the story about you and how you made this happen,,, I wish I could get Always Discreet Night Plus grade in my size at my local supermarket at the same price as internet, Link to comment
Sarah Penguin Posted December 9, 2019 Share Posted December 9, 2019 2 hours ago, Pete671 said: Granted, all wearers have to wear a badge advertising it, but the newspapers publish the story about you and how you made this happen,,, I wish I could get Always Discreet Night Plus grade in my size at my local supermarket at the same price as internet, Granted but Joep always buys out the stock before you every darn week. I wish I had all of the powers of Supergirl. 1 Link to comment
BabyJune Posted December 9, 2019 Share Posted December 9, 2019 GRANTED: But now you can't find a good enough sanitary napkin or tampon that works for you. I wish I singlehandedly had the power of impeachment. Link to comment
Joep Posted December 9, 2019 Share Posted December 9, 2019 GRANTED: But now you can't find a good enough sanitary napkin or tampon that works for you. I wish I singlehandedly had the power of impeachment. Granted, Trump is still in officeI wish my wish wasn’t corruptedSent from my iPhone using Tapatalk Link to comment
Davidv1996 Posted December 13, 2019 Share Posted December 13, 2019 Granted you have no wish I wish I had someone to change my diapers Link to comment
Shotgun Diplomat Posted December 29, 2019 Share Posted December 29, 2019 Granted, however there is no passion or love in the act. It was a purely clinical change. I wish that my MRI results were less ominous... fuck. Link to comment
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