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Wet Knight

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  1. Sounds like a job for: Muscicapidia.
  2. Come on kiddies, get your hex keys and spanners, it's bedtime.
  3. My watch looses about 5 minutes a day, but hey, that's OK because it gets corrected by a radio signal several times, which also alters it when the clock change for daylight saving.
  4. Oh you tease !; I'm sure that you recognised it as a paradox, but just weren't sure how to spell it.
  5. My wife was standing nude, looking in the bedroom mirror. She was not happy with what she saw and said to me, "I feel horrible; I look old, fat and ugly. I really need you to pay me a compliment.' I replied, "Your eyesight's perfect."
  6. Oh ! I don't know about that. She is one of several ladies who say I'm darned good in bed. They'll testify I can stay there all day.
  7. My wife was hinting about what she wanted for our upcoming anniversary. She said, "I want something shiny that goes from 0 to over 150 in about 3 seconds." I bought her a bathroom scale.
  8. Are you confused by what is going on in the Middle East?
  9. Yes, definitely, it's the only way to get about when you are too drunk to stand.
  10. I had a "mickey Mouse" watch once. It was time to go to bed when the Mickey Mouse Hand went up Minnie's dress.
  11. One of the insecticide's side effects of organophosphorus "sheep dip" affecting the nervous system, is that some sheep farmers have developed incontinence.
  12. When I sign in, it tells me "the page you requested does not exist", but I have been signed in, can click on 'Forums' and then everything is normal.
  13. At my age, it's a "no-brainer". Start life again and live it better.
  14. TIME, is only a convenience for two or more people !
  15. I'd give it a "Like", if there was a 'like' button.
  16. What happened to "blowing the seeds off a Dandelion head", to tell the time?
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