warpiper

congratulations!!! that's so amazing! nothing beats being a national champion! where in calgary was it? The only place i've been there is the speed skating oval at the university.

I tried to take my overalls to a tailor the other day saying I wanted snaps put down the inner leg so I could take them off easier for riding my scooter. I'm assuming the people here knew why I wanted to do it. They sort of laughed at me and said it would not be worth their time. Does anybody know an online tailor who would modify a pair of overalls to make it so that there were snaps down the entire leg but still make them hidden under the seam? I know this is possible, I just don't know where to start looking. -piper

people keep saying that it went down, and then it was able to come back up but they wanted to wait until they did this large site overhaul with upgrades that they had been planning. hopefully it will be up soon.

there are plenty of people here who wear for comfort, for incontinence, or whatever. there are always people who will accept you here. welcome to the community

if it does fail, you can get one on the internet. www.pacifiersrus.com sells the nuk 5, and you can get it mounted to a number of different pacifier shields from baby pacifiers they removed the teat from

hey, if you are here in milwaukee you should be ordering your tranquilities directly from www.northshorecare.com. The prices are cheaper and if you order by 2pm they are there the next day with the cheapest shipping possible. They are located about an 80 minute drive south of you in Northbrook, IL, so it's wicked close. Have fun! -charlie

Did anybody go to the steampunk worlds fair in somerset, NJ? I was there all weekend and with all the crazy costumes there is definitely a possibility that one could wear a diaper undetected under a victorian dress or the like. The most interesting thing I saw was late saturday night there was a girl dressed in some sort of victorian onesie with a poofy bottom who had quickly ran downstairs and then got chased back upstairs from either her s/o or a friend, I was just on the same path and saw her going upstairs from behind and the rather babyish looking outfit could definitely have held a diaper. Another one of the panelists had this stuffed panda whom she called, "the viceroy" and she made it mandatory that anyone who wished to speak would have to be holding said stuffed panda. The panda was tossed back and forth and people would sigh and stuff when it hit the ground. I'm convinced that a significant portion of those people are kidults. Has anybody else been to any Cons where there were people dressed in really babyish stuff or were acting in a very childish manner? -piper

I bought a bag just for the heck of it a while back. They certainly weren't designed to hold as much as an Abena or Bambino, but they were on par I would say with a good Tena. They also had a nice soft plastic outer coating. Never tried them outside of the house though. I bought them on ebay for like 15 bucks or something, so it wasn't outrageously expensive.

they probably won't make it in my size regardless. the only ones that fit are the smalls. why is there no protective underwear in the gap between goodnites and medium protective underwear that is sold in the stores?

geez, i remember going to stuff yer face when i went to rutgers. nothing will ever beat the grease trucks though. too bad i am living in wisconsin. luckily I will be moving to the DC area in the fall. Weeeee!

i actually had a tooth that was in front of the wisdom tooth pulled and the wisdom tooth moved in and took up it's spot, so they aren't totally worthless. Several years later I had the rest of my wisdom teeth taken out and they did it with nitrous and lidocaine. Unfortunately my body has a high tolerance for lidocaine and I could feel them cutting my gums and breaking my jaw when the teeth came out. Luckily I was looped the shit out on nitrous and so I just kinda breathed deep and tried to trip out on gas so I wouldn't care about it. I remember the whole procedure but I remember thinking it was kinda funny at the time. If I were you and they refuse to give you sedation, try to get them to at least give you some vicodin. If you haven't been using opiates it should be pretty effective and it will have some light sedative effects during the procedure. They usually give it as pain medication for after the extraction. -piper

you could always get a pack towel and plastic pants and jerry rig up a system. Pack towels are like the shamwow so they soak up a lot of liquid, and nobody would think twice about seeing it hanging up to dry. you could wash it every morning and leave it drying on your pack during your hike during the day.

or if you were in a small aircraft designed for one person that did not come equipped with a restroom

you've never seen jersey shore? consider yourself among the blessed.

i know, but as a proud jerseyan i have to poke fun at that show as much as I can. most of the idiots on that show are from new york, and nobody from new jersey would ever go to seaside heights because they don't want to step on old heroin needles

http://comixed.memebase.com/2011/03/07/koma-comic-strip-making-a-mess/ snooki's on the cover or rolling stone wearing what looks like a diaper? wtf^^ -piper

i find it hard to believe that urine would actually freeze. Even if it were the case that it was cold enough to freeze the diaper, if you didn't wear a diaper, then it would be your privates freezing. You shouldn't have a problem wearing or wetting a diaper as long as you have clothing that is designed for temperatures in the -40 to -20C range. This would include layers, including a base layer of long johns, an insulating layer of fleece or down/synthetic fill, and then an outer shell (this would be for both top and bottom). Be sure to have a windproof face mask and hat, as well as goggles, because at that temperature a good strong wind can freeze your eyes shut. And remember the 30/30/30 rule. 30 degrees below zero, 30 mile an hour wind, exposed skin freezes in 30 seconds. Hope this helps a bit. -warpiper

no kidding thong. we had mandatory overtime at our hospital from the night shift because only 1 dayshift nurse out of 6 could make it in. then when they finally did let us out i got stuck in the snowdrift right in front of my driveway, and by the time i got out to shovel the car out, two people had pulled up behind me and were honking horns. nobody on the road on the way home and 2 boneheads manage to get stuck behind the only car in the road for several blocks. luckily i got it shoveled out lickity split. now sleep. gloooorious sleep.

milwaukee here. madison is a sweet town. i did the ironman there and went to a steampunk convention like a month or so ago there.

snap, that was harsh. of course, i was thinking the same thing... 22 years old and does not have their own bank account yet? seriously? -piper

i'm in milwaukee too

i'd be down with a munch in milwaukee, especially if we end up at dave and busters. i have to work that night but would definitely be able to come out for a few hours. keep me posted! -warpiper

i don't know why you are having issues sending an e-mail, i double checked it before I put it on here and have already gotten a reply on it. you can copy and paste it here: benettongoon@yahoo.com send me a message and try again. -warpiper

I guess it is a little steep, so I'll knock it back to $4 a diaper or $19 for 5 I don't want to bilk people, but I did pay a hefty sum for them in the first place and just want to try and make it back. keep in mind that the benettons are no longer made and the goons are almost completely impossible to get in the states unless you are willing to pay about 100 bucks for shipping. Still, no international orders unless you make it worth my efforts. -warpiper

I have about 20 Benetton Size 6's and 20 Goon Super Big diapers that I am willing to part with for about 5 bucks a piece (if you want a bunch, i am willing to consider other offers, but don't push your luck), with an extra dollar for shipping depending on how many you want (larger orders will combine shipping to actual cost, which shouldn't be much). Sorry guys, first come first serve and I have no way to get any more forever, as I bought both packs on ebay a while ago, and neither of them were cheap. The Benettons are the Red ones that everyone craves, and are argued to be the largest size 6 made. The Goon Nappy Super Big is the largest baby diaper currently made in Japan. It is designed for grade school kids and has been know to fit even late teenagers and small young adults. It pains me to part with these, but I am in desperate need of cash, If interested, e-mail me at benettongoon@yahoo.com for more details/payment options. Ships from Milwaukee, WI. Sorry, no international orders (unless you offer me a boatload of money!). -warpiper