BabyJune Posted May 2, 2015 Share Posted May 2, 2015 Thinks "Starbucks" is an intergalactic currency. Link to comment
Shotgun Diplomat Posted May 3, 2015 Share Posted May 3, 2015 Thinks the Moon landings were faked on a sound stage. Link to comment
BabyJune Posted May 3, 2015 Share Posted May 3, 2015 Thinks that a "luantic" is a clock you carry to the moon. Link to comment
WeaselDiaperBoy Posted May 13, 2015 Share Posted May 13, 2015 Avoids four letter words, like "don't", "stop", "can't", and "won't". Link to comment
noahVmiller Posted May 13, 2015 Share Posted May 13, 2015 You secretly collaborate on the writing with Tswift on her popular hits. Link to comment
repetitivediaperwetter88 Posted May 13, 2015 Share Posted May 13, 2015 ^^^^^^^ Gimme loves to eat Horse Poop Link to comment
BabyJune Posted May 13, 2015 Share Posted May 13, 2015 Thinks eyelet trim is another word for "fringe benefits." 1 Link to comment
noahVmiller Posted May 14, 2015 Share Posted May 14, 2015 owns me in every aspect behind my own comprehension Link to comment
Kodachi96 Posted May 15, 2015 Share Posted May 15, 2015 ^ thinks behind means butts. Koda's Phone Link to comment
ChampTehOtter Posted May 18, 2015 Share Posted May 18, 2015 The call of the Koda can often be heard on calm Summer nights, when she roams the countryside in search of wayward cheesecakes and forgotten pies on windowsills. Link to comment
Kodachi96 Posted May 18, 2015 Share Posted May 18, 2015 Thinks the call of Koda is a book for babies. Link to comment
Baby Brian Posted May 19, 2015 Share Posted May 19, 2015 Thinks the call of Kodak is a an advertisement to take more film based pictures. Link to comment
repetitivediaperwetter88 Posted May 20, 2015 Share Posted May 20, 2015 ^^^^ Thinks poop smells great, Link to comment
Kodachi96 Posted May 21, 2015 Share Posted May 21, 2015 ^^Doesn't ever use a toothbrush. Koda's Phone Link to comment
WeaselDiaperBoy Posted May 27, 2015 Share Posted May 27, 2015 Wears duct tape underwear. Link to comment
Shotgun Diplomat Posted May 28, 2015 Share Posted May 28, 2015 Doesn't know knots, so uses lots. Link to comment
BabyJune Posted May 30, 2015 Share Posted May 30, 2015 Likes dirty laundry as long as it includes diapers. Link to comment
Shotgun Diplomat Posted June 1, 2015 Share Posted June 1, 2015 Goes to resale shops and buys used plastic pants Link to comment
BowsAndRibbons Posted June 5, 2015 Share Posted June 5, 2015 Eats Mac and cheese using a knife 1 Link to comment
Born Yesterday Posted June 6, 2015 Share Posted June 6, 2015 Hopes they'll bring back crystal pepsi Link to comment
BabyJune Posted June 6, 2015 Share Posted June 6, 2015 Spilled Pepsi on an iPod and now it only plays "pop" music. 2 Link to comment
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