Not awake yet

[DailyDi]

You know you're still half asleep when you go to put eye drops in your eyes while wearing glasses lol

[Firefly 35]

At least that would clean your glasses.

[square_duck]

At least you were using eye drops and not anything else!!!! That would have been bad?

 

[raekun]

you know your still asleep when you cant figure out how to open the door knob. been there and done that several times.

[2sail2]

Not awake when you turn up the volume instead of increasing the cruise control.

Opened the microwave looking for half and half.

[vvp39]

That wouldn't happen if your microwave and your refrigerator opened on different sides.

On the Mustang it's the radio and heater controls that resemble each other too much.

[square_duck]

I was not "quite"awake one morning while making coffee and oatmeal.....you can imagine where the oatmeal wound up ? .....it took a while to clean the coffee maker........?

 

Qwack

[babymaggie]

On 7/11/2020 at 9:06 PM, square_duck said:

I was not "quite"awake one morning while making coffee and oatmeal.....you can imagine where the oatmeal wound up ? .....it took a while to clean the coffee maker........?

 

Qwack

Opps, sounds like you need a programmable coffee maker. That is what we have because I am never really awake in the morning anymore. Also thankfully, we have a newish one that grinds the coffee beans right before brewing. best Kona coffee ever. Sorry you put oatmeal in the coffee maker, hope it all came out.

[DailyDi]

I miss coffee. But it was setting off my acid reflux too much in the mornings

[Pampertimmy]

Still half asleep when I went out my front door to get a package and my soother still in my mouth. ?

[2sail2]

Years ago, I poured orange juice into my raisin bran cereal.  It tasted awful.  About a year later I did the same thing.  I stopped drinking orange and eventually realized it had waaay too much sugar in it.

[Star Baby]

I realized I wasn't awake when I about walked out with a saggy night diaper to let the dogs out. Saw my neighbor and had a little fright pee

[widowmaker]

You know you are not quite awake yet when you do any of the above  Thanks for the laughs.  I did worse.  told a master sergeant his breath smelled like my d*ck when he tried to get me out of my rack at 2:15 in the morning.  100 pushups woke me up.

[id0ntknow]

I've heard of people going to brush their teeth, and putting diaper rash cream on the toothbrush. That couldn't have been fun.

[ValentinesStuff]

Answered the door in a wet, droopy diaper and T-shirt. Jerk was trying to sell me steaks that "fell off the truck." 

[raekun]

anybody ever poured a plate of cereal before bed? oh good times it was!