Post a rediculous answer to the question

[Rift The husky]

Because some turned on the water faucet

Why are motorcycles awesome?

[Wannatripbaby]

Because Evel Knievel never jumped 34 buses on a scooter.

 

Where is the bottom of the ocean?

[Rift The husky]

Inside the cave of wonders

Where is the middle of nowhere?

[nenog613]

The intersection of E1280 Rd and County St. 2550

Why does Radio Shack as for your phone number when you buy batteries?

[Firefly 35]

Because if you're phone's battery is dead, they know you'll be coming back to their store soon.

What is your planet's stargate sequence?

[Spiderman]

666 So that everybody knows your planet is in hell

 

How would you handle the kobayashi maru test?

[Rift The husky]

By bribing the teachers at Starfleet academy for a passing grade

Does Vulcan meditation  actually work better than traditional  meditation?

[nenog613]

the logical answer is...no

why is "Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen" the greatest movie of all time?

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[Firefly 35]

Because no other movie can accurately show the effects of gravity on large and heavy robots.

Would you like some cheese flavored product with your fries?  Only $0.99 extra!

[Spiderman]

Of course I would because the movie Demolition Man taught me that anything unhealthy for you is good

What came first the chicken or the egg?

[Firefly 35]

Well, that's hard to tell.  I would say ((lizard + 26) / orange) * cheesecake is the closest related species.

Did Spiderman, Batman, Superman, or man's best friend come first?

[nenog613]

Spider-Man. Superman has super endurance and Batman's been with lots of women and thus built up his performance. as a nerd, Spider-Man hasn't been with many woman, and, well, these things happen
why does everyone want to know who let the dogs out, but no one cares who let the homicidal axe-wielding psychopath out?

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[Firefly 35]

Because according to Murphy's Law, the most frivolus and unimportant news must always be told first.

[foofybabykitten]

D.O.G. stands for Diphtheria Onchocerciasis Glanders disease and is a serious problem all around the world.

Why can machines fly but humans can't?

 

[Wannatripbaby]

The same reason you can tune a piano but you can't tuna fish.

 

If you took all the Lawyers in the world and lined them up end to end around the equator...

[Firefly 35]

It would depend on several factors including calorie count, fuel efficiency, and the pitch of the C# minor chord.

If you uninstall your web browser, does that delete the internet?

[Firefly 35]

The letter d has a cooling effect and therefore makes a 'fridge' more effective than a 'refrigerator'.  Also, it ensures the english language remains confusing.  

Is Javascript the same as cursive script?

[Firefly 35]

Actually there's also the six leg drive fire ant and the V8 spider, so I guess it depends on what you mean by rear-drive.

Is it true that you can only wear nappies when napping?

[Firefly 35]

Only on Tuesdays.

Did someone forget to plug in the sun this morning?

[Cormac]

Yeah, the Slipper wasn't working properly so they keffeyterd the ying until it works

Why is the earth round?

[Firefly 35]

Because if the earth were a cube, international travel would be difficult.  

When does the tooth ferry arrive next?

[Cormac]

Last tuesday

Why do sheep have curly tails?

 

[Firefly 35]

Because they are afraid of hair straighteners.

Will they ever take the hint?

[Wannatripbaby]

If they do, the Hint Police will be on them in a flash!

Is this bait?

[Firefly 35]

No, it looks more like a lunch or dinner food.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?