diapered 4 ever Posted March 15, 2018 Share Posted March 15, 2018 Purple Dinosaurs Why am I so leaky? Link to comment
Rift The husky Posted March 15, 2018 Share Posted March 15, 2018 Because some turned on the water faucet Why are motorcycles awesome? Link to comment
Wannatripbaby Posted March 22, 2018 Share Posted March 22, 2018 Because Evel Knievel never jumped 34 buses on a scooter. Where is the bottom of the ocean? Link to comment
Rift The husky Posted March 23, 2018 Share Posted March 23, 2018 Inside the cave of wonders Where is the middle of nowhere? Link to comment
nenog613 Posted March 24, 2018 Share Posted March 24, 2018 The intersection of E1280 Rd and County St. 2550 Why does Radio Shack as for your phone number when you buy batteries? Link to comment
Firefly 35 Posted March 24, 2018 Author Share Posted March 24, 2018 Because if you're phone's battery is dead, they know you'll be coming back to their store soon. What is your planet's stargate sequence? Link to comment
Spiderman Posted March 26, 2018 Share Posted March 26, 2018 666 So that everybody knows your planet is in hell How would you handle the kobayashi maru test? Link to comment
Rift The husky Posted March 26, 2018 Share Posted March 26, 2018 By bribing the teachers at Starfleet academy for a passing grade Does Vulcan meditation actually work better than traditional meditation? Link to comment
nenog613 Posted March 27, 2018 Share Posted March 27, 2018 the logical answer is...nowhy is "Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen" the greatest movie of all time?Sent from my SAMSUNG-SM-N920A using Tapatalk Link to comment
Firefly 35 Posted March 27, 2018 Author Share Posted March 27, 2018 Because no other movie can accurately show the effects of gravity on large and heavy robots. Would you like some cheese flavored product with your fries? Only $0.99 extra! Link to comment
Spiderman Posted March 28, 2018 Share Posted March 28, 2018 Of course I would because the movie Demolition Man taught me that anything unhealthy for you is good What came first the chicken or the egg? Link to comment
Firefly 35 Posted March 29, 2018 Author Share Posted March 29, 2018 Well, that's hard to tell. I would say ((lizard + 26) / orange) * cheesecake is the closest related species. Did Spiderman, Batman, Superman, or man's best friend come first? Link to comment
nenog613 Posted March 29, 2018 Share Posted March 29, 2018 Spider-Man. Superman has super endurance and Batman's been with lots of women and thus built up his performance. as a nerd, Spider-Man hasn't been with many woman, and, well, these things happenwhy does everyone want to know who let the dogs out, but no one cares who let the homicidal axe-wielding psychopath out?Sent from my SAMSUNG-SM-N920A using Tapatalk Link to comment
Firefly 35 Posted April 3, 2018 Author Share Posted April 3, 2018 Because according to Murphy's Law, the most frivolus and unimportant news must always be told first. Link to comment
foofybabykitten Posted July 26, 2018 Share Posted July 26, 2018 D.O.G. stands for Diphtheria Onchocerciasis Glanders disease and is a serious problem all around the world. Why can machines fly but humans can't? Link to comment
Wannatripbaby Posted July 26, 2018 Share Posted July 26, 2018 The same reason you can tune a piano but you can't tuna fish. If you took all the Lawyers in the world and lined them up end to end around the equator... Link to comment
Firefly 35 Posted July 29, 2018 Author Share Posted July 29, 2018 It would depend on several factors including calorie count, fuel efficiency, and the pitch of the C# minor chord. If you uninstall your web browser, does that delete the internet? Link to comment
Firefly 35 Posted August 5, 2018 Author Share Posted August 5, 2018 The letter d has a cooling effect and therefore makes a 'fridge' more effective than a 'refrigerator'. Also, it ensures the english language remains confusing. Is Javascript the same as cursive script? Link to comment
Apache Raccoon Posted August 5, 2018 Share Posted August 5, 2018 3 hours ago, Firefly 35 said: The letter d has a cooling effect and therefore makes a 'fridge' more effective than a 'refrigerator'. Also, it ensures the english language remains confusing. Is Javascript the same as cursive script? Yes Java script and cursive script are the same and are both adaptations of the script written by William Shakespeare for his 1791 movie 'The Joys of Having Syphilis' Are all ponies four leg drive animals or are there any that come with rear-drive that let you do burn outs and drifting? Link to comment
Firefly 35 Posted August 6, 2018 Author Share Posted August 6, 2018 Actually there's also the six leg drive fire ant and the V8 spider, so I guess it depends on what you mean by rear-drive. Is it true that you can only wear nappies when napping? Link to comment
Firefly 35 Posted August 8, 2018 Author Share Posted August 8, 2018 Only on Tuesdays. Did someone forget to plug in the sun this morning? Link to comment
Cormac Posted August 8, 2018 Share Posted August 8, 2018 Yeah, the Slipper wasn't working properly so they keffeyterd the ying until it works Why is the earth round? Link to comment
Firefly 35 Posted August 8, 2018 Author Share Posted August 8, 2018 Because if the earth were a cube, international travel would be difficult. When does the tooth ferry arrive next? Link to comment
Cormac Posted August 9, 2018 Share Posted August 9, 2018 Last tuesday Why do sheep have curly tails? Link to comment
Firefly 35 Posted August 9, 2018 Author Share Posted August 9, 2018 Because they are afraid of hair straighteners. Will they ever take the hint? Link to comment
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