Rift The husky Posted March 3, 2018 Posted March 3, 2018 Because the Z man lost his sleeping powder Why are watermelons called watermelons
Firefly 35 Posted March 4, 2018 Author Posted March 4, 2018 Because in order to sufficiently infuriate gardeners, they have to take up as much water as possible. What is half of math?
Rift The husky Posted March 4, 2018 Posted March 4, 2018 1 onion Why can onions re-grow agency in half
Somelildude Posted March 4, 2018 Posted March 4, 2018 Because the onion ferries who make them grow work twice as hard as other ferries! Why do I like wearing diapers?
Firefly 35 Posted March 4, 2018 Author Posted March 4, 2018 Because potty training is overrated, and most other people would rather have to take bathroom breaks, or worse, having to wait in line for a bathroom. Where is 123 Sesame Street?
Wannatripbaby Posted March 4, 2018 Posted March 4, 2018 Between 0 Mongolian ave. & 456 Cajun Blvd. Flintstones???
Rift The husky Posted March 5, 2018 Posted March 5, 2018 Skittles If Skittles are artificially flavored why do they say Skittles taste the rainbow?
Firefly 35 Posted March 7, 2018 Author Posted March 7, 2018 Because rainbows have even more artificial flavors. Jetsons???
Wannatripbaby Posted March 8, 2018 Posted March 8, 2018 No. I prefer jetdaughters. Where did Morgo the Friendly Drouge come from?
Firefly 35 Posted March 8, 2018 Author Posted March 8, 2018 Your friendly neighborhood spiderman. Are you for real?
Wannatripbaby Posted March 8, 2018 Posted March 8, 2018 No, I'm against real. Where have all the staplers gone?
Rift The husky Posted March 8, 2018 Posted March 8, 2018 They went for a upgrade If gold is 24 carots does that mean 24 carrots make a bar of gold
Firefly 35 Posted March 8, 2018 Author Posted March 8, 2018 Only if the carrots are organic and non gmo, and it only makes 0.00000000001 ounces of gold by doing it that way. Is it done yet?
Rift The husky Posted March 8, 2018 Posted March 8, 2018 Not yet because it takes a million years How many days are in a million years?
Spiderman Posted March 11, 2018 Posted March 11, 2018 Your friendly neighborhood spiderman. Are you for real? You called enough days for you to be born again over and over Why is the sky blue?
Firefly 35 Posted March 11, 2018 Author Posted March 11, 2018 Because the navajo sky god is always sad. Why isn't there a superhero called millipede man?
Rift The husky Posted March 13, 2018 Posted March 13, 2018 Because they are poisonous Why am I so dependent on pacifiers?
Firefly 35 Posted March 13, 2018 Author Posted March 13, 2018 Because they remind you of the pacific ocean and your mermaid friend that lives there. What happens at the end of time?
Rift The husky Posted March 13, 2018 Posted March 13, 2018 Rain rain and more If rain comes from the clouds in the sky where does snow come from?
Firefly 35 Posted March 14, 2018 Author Posted March 14, 2018 Frozen dandruff. Have you noticed that some fast food places serve chicken nodule soup (with fresh chicken nodes), instead of chicken noodle soup?
Rift The husky Posted March 14, 2018 Posted March 14, 2018 I think you mean chicken broth with the noodles in if this is the case my answer is yes What is Maccas in the us?
Rift The husky Posted March 15, 2018 Posted March 15, 2018 The answer is McDonalds Why do people name buildings
Firefly 35 Posted March 15, 2018 Author Posted March 15, 2018 Because streets and addresses didn't confuse people enough. Parrot?
Rift The husky Posted March 15, 2018 Posted March 15, 2018 Carrot If carrots preventable that are grown by the seed what are carrot seeds made from?
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