Post a rediculous answer to the question

[Little BabyDoll Christine]

Between the beard and things, it's bin laden with hair

How many Chinese  spy balloons does it take to find out how many classified documents Biden has?

[BBoy]

Same as the # underage girls Rep. Matt Gaetz has 'partied' with across state lines.

Why do geneticist have better jeans?

 

[Firefly 35]

Because they washed them in the gene pool.

Do snowmowers work on grass?

[TheJ]

Not if it isn't written down in their contract.

Are you in or are you out? 

[Babygeebee]

I hate it when my partner asks me that. ?

How many chickens would it take to kill an elephant? 

[3bsg3]

The question you should be asking is how many elephants can one bad-ass chicken kill.

Who REALLY framed Roger Rabbit?

[Firefly 35]

A hare brained ninkupoop.

Is the password to Gru's secret lair still "La Cucaracha"?

[Babygeebee]

Do tell us. Minions want to know. 

Who Put the Bomp in the Bomp, Bomp, Bomp?

[astrodiaper]

Boom Boom

Why ask Why?

[Babygeebee]

He's our outfielder. Who's on first. What's on second. I don't know is on third. 

If recycling means to reuse something, shouldn't using something for the first time be called cycling? 

[amandas_diapered_boy]

Only if it comes with wheels

How hot is too hot?

[astrodiaper]

11.5

 

Is it over yet?

[curiouswetter]

We are still under yet, almost at level with yet.

What do you do with a drunken newspaper?

[amandas_diapered_boy]

read it sober

If trees have bark, why don't they use it to scare dogs away?

[Babygeebee]

Sorry I'm stumped.

What is the most annoying colour? 

[BabyJune]

Clear. Bet you saw right through that one.

Why doesn't anything rhyme with orange or purple?

[curiouswetter]

Because they’re terrible rappers.

Why can’t I see the inside of my eyelids?

[Crinklz Kat]

Because the light in the refrigerator went out.

 

If the earth is spinning at over 1600 km/hr, why aren't we all dizzy?

[astrodiaper]

Who says we’re not?

Why is that song stuck in my head?

[curiouswetter]

High-velocity, hollow point sniper hyperbole.

Why shouldn’t I shave my capybara?

[TheJ]

Because it would then be capybare.

Are you going to finish eating your meatballs?

[Babygeebee]

Nope I'm taking them to the squash court. 

If I'm not over there I must be some place else, but if I'm some place else how can I be here? 

[astrodiaper]

Ancient Dragon Clan lizard magic. 
 

Why does it itch when I do that?

[Little BabyDoll Christine]

On 8/22/2023 at 4:49 AM, astrodiaper said:

Ancient Dragon Clan lizard magic. 
 

Why does it itch when I do that?

To make you go to a dermatologist, for which you need a lot of scratch

How many eggs does it take to make a dozen? Now how many kernals of corn does it take?

[astrodiaper]

Wyoming, because Wyoming doesn’t exist. 
 

Didn’t I do this before?